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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Democrats can – and should – be 'pro-sword' and 'pro-neck'.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
47 years ago today!
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
let me know when we got a cinco leches cake
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Any of y’all got a screenshot of that one Jordan Peterson tweet? You know the one. It would prove real funny right now.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Why would anyone who’s not racist stream on kick? Genuine question.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lisa reads the headline below plus "SINCERELY LITTLE GIRL"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
oh my god i feel so vindicated
The Film Stage @TheFilmStage
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John Waters names Ari Aster's
#Eddington the best film of 2025: "If you don't like this film, I hate you."
See his full top 10: thefilmstage.com/ john-waters-to….
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I don’t think that Taylor Swift is secretly lesbian. But if I was a secret lesbian and wanted to throw people off the scent, I would also write a shitty song about how much I like my boyfriend’s penis.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Heartfelt apology.
A muscly guy stares at the viewer. Text reads: "sorry for being so ripped".
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
In the name of the father, the son, and the house of Gucci
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Rachel Dolezal
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Grand 👻 Bogle 👻 @grandmogul.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The controversial Absolut Vodka ad showing a map of Mexico with restored pre-1836 borders, and with the tagline "In an Absolut World"
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Sounds like playing Vance is the least of this guy’s problems.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Ok but this headline rips www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
imaging being rich af but still going out of your way just to impress a bunch neckbeards online.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Honest question, @InternetHippo
I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start hamas 2
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
So, the Blue Jan. 6 will be on a different date?
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Shitposting on Bluesky
Judy Davis, in David Cronenberg's Naked Lunch (1991), on injecting insecticide: "It's a Kafka high. You feel like a bug"
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Wordle 1,266 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It looks like a bat face. And that wasn’t on purpose.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When you don’t know shit about women, and baseball:
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
another app to complain about THAT app...
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