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@dadsmell.com
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Kneeling daydreamer (he / him witchever) Minors DNI 🔞 Seattle, WA 💍 (CHOP)

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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m ready and excited
Sheet ghost
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 08/08/2026
Wish you were here 🥰😍😘 @ Galbi Burger, Cap Hill
Mushroomly Heaven burger, six-spice fries, spicy GB mayo
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 24/07/2026
Showering earlier and I realized: I’ve peaked
Nude man reflected in bedroom mirror, genitals covered with sliced banana sticker
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Artistic John @artisticjohn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thirsty thursday #Art #digitalart #illustration
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 16/06/2026
This produced exactly zero answers last time, so let’s try different photos: which looks more lickable? I’ll send that one to the boyfriend I only claim during Pride. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Upshot of user’s genitalsMore frontal view of user’s genitals
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🍼🍼Big Milky 🍼🍼 @gndrneutraltits.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 28/05/2026
Yall already know its me. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
User poses in sunglasses, a hat, and a tee, in front of an Insomniac Cookies Ice Cream Sandwich sandwichboard
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/05/2026
quitting weed today, or maybe tomorrow, or maybe the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day,
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 19/04/2026
Straight girls: yall can corroborate and do the FUNNIEST little thing!
Apple news+ screenshot. Article title “I Stumbled Across My Boyfriend's ChatGPT. It Ended Our Relationship.” By Lindsey Hall
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 17/04/2026
“Get my thong here!” -discount code- … But the image is some silky material with a straight center seam, loudly visible through the fabric. There’s no accentuation on the pouch itself, and its always some bright color that won’t shadow a package well.
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 09/04/2026
“All you had to do was pay us enough to live” 🫢🔥🧻
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 02/04/2026
Need ‘PIT CREW’ to wear as a dog tag….. 👀
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 02/04/2026
I can’t watch unfunny people try to be funny in uncomfortable clothes. The dev streams are that AND painfully long. I just want the hot goss. 😮‍💨
Warframe screenshot, Shadowgrapher mission. Narration reads, “Can you please co-operate for longerthan two minutes this time?”
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 26/03/2026
‘This isn’t the real gavin newsom’ no it isn’t! This is who he pays, who he chooses to hang around with. He doesn’t have to be homophobic but by choosing to be- by proxy or directly- is a specificity that doesn’t matter.
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 18/03/2026
Yeah I think instead of finishing this, I’mma go shave my entire body
User positioned in front of the movie Shazam, timestamp 43:09, “Dude, that sounds like a butt thing.”
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 24/02/2026
🫢🥲😔 good morning l m a o
Smartwatch screenshot. Widgets show a cold morning, 8 hours 27 minutes of sleep, and 36 overdue Reminders.
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Effe76 @aaf76.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The fusion of men in love becomes a poem of color and the talented artist Giorgio Celin paints a harmony of composition where the physical boundaries blur and the feeling speaks through the passion that joins in a third entity of powerful beauty...
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 13/01/2026
;-; someone Pissed-Off is on my side of the border, but as the blood left my brain, I realized that they’re closer to me when in Canada. Ho-hum. 🍁
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 09/01/2026
Everyone’s posting old ass photos of themselves- my twenties were wild, but didn’t photograph well. Here’s one from the archives: (Feb 15, 2021)
User clutches towel around his waist. Angle highlights body type
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 26/12/2025
Alex A, 21 Coins, Tukwila… if you’re out there… you gotta let me in on those slacks; your ass at work would not stop! #MissedConnections
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 16/12/2025
I’m on my alt so I can say it: WHY THE FUCK is the Dead by Daylight 10 year anniversary statue HUNTRESS / SABLE?!
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 14/12/2025
Lets see how hot “fireproof” can handle….
User in front of a building, wall text reads “modern fireproof Bush Hotel low rates”
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 10/12/2025
Rejection is being extremely smelly in a hoodie (and nothing else) while watching Suicide Squad: Isekai on a truly gigantic screen
The Queen and The User. Caption reads ‘dramatic music plays’
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The art of indifference
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 07/12/2025
A typewritten note that reads:

the key to success on bluesky dot app is never posting
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 23/11/2025
true story
a sparkly knight sitting in the grass: "I am so sick of not being somewhere magical"
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 12/11/2025
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I’m also filtering Every Team You Can Name. Can we finally have a “Block everyone this user follows / that follows this user”? Doing it by hand blows.
Screenshot showing the Following list of RedditCFB. No results found; 77 Following
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 03/11/2025
“Patel, 45, appeared alongside his partner, country singer Alexis Wilkins, 26, at the Real American Freestyle event…” It really makes you wonder if ALL of these intergenerational relationships are predicated on the predation of young women, and if some of the insanity is due to. Young priorities?
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 29/10/2025
1 or 2….? Asking before I send to a friend. Not the first pic trade, but the first message since last fall. I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
Topdown view of user looks thinner, frontal nude photo from mid sternum to lower thigh.  User frontally nude, curling to be in frame. More dad bod than prior photo
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 28/10/2025
Joke’s on you, HBO; I bought this years ago:
Splash image for the 2009 film Trick ‘R Treat , leaving HBO Max Friday.
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 06/10/2025
Kenny Rossmore (Will Poulter), We're the Millers: wait, you guys are getting paid?
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
mood.
two dudes being bros. also big slut for horror movies, naturally.
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🐀Rat Daddy🐁 @threeratmoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
happy first day of fall y'all! here's a candy corn rat to celebrate! 🐀🎃👻
a digital drawing of a cartoon rat colored like candy corn
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🐀Rat Daddy🐁 @threeratmoon.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
no lgb without the t
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Merrick Monroe 💜🖤 @merrickmonroe.com · 23/08/2025
Nice 💀
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 20/08/2025
HI-DE-HO SEATTLE NEIGHBORS If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good! Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
event poster for the Kimchi Life Festival, sunday august 24 1-5pm. in-process kimchi jars are overlaid with a stylistic korean text in the shape of a kimchi jar. english text reads: live performances art vendors free make and take kimchi (60 people) rsvp at bit.ly/kimchilife or QR code 
cal anderson park sunbowl 1635 11th ave seattle 98122 sponsorship logos
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Art www.wickedclothes.com/products/bot...
Screenshot from the website wickedclothes.com featuring a black t-shirt, an anthropomorphic Molotov cocktail with big eyes and a smile, and the words "Bottle Up Your Feelings" in a whimsical font appearing around the bottle in an arc
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 15/08/2025
Not tagging each of you directly but yet again 🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥 STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic. Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
Profile of theproudshooters, an account that reposts stolen content. The only credits are the watermarks they failed to remove. Somehow followed by five of my mutuals.
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 13/08/2025
Avoid heat stroke: stroke sumn else with me. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Shoulders to groin view of user, nude; keyboard covering groin.Hairy pits and chest of user. Hand towel in background
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
*having a nervous breakdown about existential horrors* im reading gay werewolf smut
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Tiernan Blanchard is in SPOOKY MODE @gaycannibalism.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
You don't get good soil without shit and rot
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 05/08/2025
PLEASE. JUST FUCKING JUMP ALREADY
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 03/08/2025
Cat Dad pride: someone just obeyed verbal commands and left the city mouse alone. It ISN’T the cat that thinks I hung the stars! 🤠
Black cat mounts rock to look at mouse on ground levelBlack cat on rock edges closer to a mouse at ground level
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Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 02/08/2025
😰 See; I’m not sandbagging, the moon is exalted in Taurus!!
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Taurus Horoscope @taurus.astrolis.com · 02/08/2025
As the Moon makes its ordinary monthly visit to your relationship sector, it will be to find that almost everything has changed. For the first time in six years, there are no planets in Taurus to clash with. #Taurus
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Samantha Ferreira Is Back On Her Book Bullshit @sam-animeherald.northsky.social · 02/08/2025
This. Sex workers, BIPOC people, and trans folx were the first people who made this place worth using. We pissed off the tech bros and NFT shillers, and set the mood and the community standards we use today. You used to open Bsky with a 50/50 chance of seeing dick on main. Horny *is* this app.
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Roan @supermediocrity.com · 30/07/2025
I can’t get Apple Music to display the vocal track volume, and I cannot fathom why. Model MMX83LL/A, iOS version 18.5. If I read another guide I may throw up. 🫢
Apple Music screenshots with overlaid images. Circles highlight ‘songs for beginners’ category, the ‘Start Singing’ button in that header, and the lack of a Sing button in the lyric controls. Model MMX83LL/A, iOS version 18.5
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