Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 16/06/2026This produced exactly zero answers last time, so let’s try different photos: which looks more lickable? I’ll send that one to the boyfriend I only claim during Pride. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 090
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 19/04/2026Straight girls: yall can corroborate and do the FUNNIEST little thing! 010
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 02/04/2026I can’t watch unfunny people try to be funny in uncomfortable clothes. The dev streams are that AND painfully long. I just want the hot goss. 😮💨 000
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 18/03/2026Yeah I think instead of finishing this, I’mma go shave my entire body 020
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 09/01/2026Everyone’s posting old ass photos of themselves- my twenties were wild, but didn’t photograph well. Here’s one from the archives: (Feb 15, 2021) 0130
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 10/12/2025Rejection is being extremely smelly in a hoodie (and nothing else) while watching Suicide Squad: Isekai on a truly gigantic screen 050
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 12/11/2025ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I’m also filtering Every Team You Can Name. Can we finally have a “Block everyone this user follows / that follows this user”? Doing it by hand blows. 020
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 29/10/20251 or 2….? Asking before I send to a friend. Not the first pic trade, but the first message since last fall. I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈 0150
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 20/08/2025HI-DE-HO SEATTLE NEIGHBORS If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good! Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;) 040
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 17/08/2025A problem with being terminally online and Disinterested in RageBait™ - I’ve probaby already blocked bsky’s main character of the day. 😅 050
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 15/08/2025Not tagging each of you directly but yet again 🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥 STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic. Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬 020
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 03/08/2025Cat Dad pride: someone just obeyed verbal commands and left the city mouse alone. It ISN’T the cat that thinks I hung the stars! 🤠 010
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 24/07/2025“Get a cat,” they said. “They’re cute and playful, and sleep most of the day,” WRONG. And wrong, and wrong again! My shadow yowls at me from 5:30 AM to roughly 6:00 PM. My every action is observed, the slight tail flick voicing displeasure at idleness. 220
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 21/07/2025New #Seattle #NSFW gay agenda just dropped: we convince Dionne Foster to include Mia Jacobson’s online push. Let me form an opinion over time, seeing it come together, reading what other constituents have to say… all at once, WHILE VOTING, blows. Have a passion, VOTE- its prolly in your mail now! 020
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 21/07/2025GUNS, starring Roan as Donna Hamilton. Co-starring The Spouse as Danny Trejo playing Jack Diamond. SEE THIS DYNAMIC LIVE at Kitsap Pride, next occurring in 2026! 010
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 19/07/2025E-waste litters the streets of Seattle… But it’s not SPECIFICALLY an inherent risk, or a failure of my neighborhood to clean? You’re telling me that this is somehow a thriving business model? 110
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 11/07/2025THREE CHEERS FOR UNEMPLOYMENT DAY I’mma keep fucking slugging until I can take whatever I want. Hoo-fucken-rah. 050
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 04/07/2025Absolutely huge amounts of in-the-trees time planned today. Take water, or aim for a catching a drink on the trails? 〽️🍆 030
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 03/07/2025NOT just a glazed hole, but I am BEGGING you to come over: 9th and Hennepin has a mobile donut truck. It parks by my apt on Thursdays. I think he opens at 8:30, officially…. I’m camped out. Y’all. Come buy this man OUT. I need to keep this one little piece of scheduled delight right now. 010
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 26/06/2025Still can’t draw hands for shit. I want cake for lunch, now that my husband’s meeting is done. 050
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 14/06/2025ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I made this instead of getting ready for a friend’s BBQ. I’m supposed to bring the wood. Unless this root counts, I’mma be late. 🤤💦🍆 0140
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 10/05/2025Genuine question: do you think the pokemon is the log… And the noncom koala is just along for the ride? 010
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 18/04/2025😒 I set up a cooking themed acct for my husband to play with. He entertained the notion, but didn’t actually ‘get in’- he doesn’t feel that the small substitutions are interesting enough to track. (I do. ☹️) Seeing as I’m picking up three nights a week, I might ghostwrite. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 030
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 01/04/2025Ft. The dry cleaner bitch who nearly HIT ME to DRIVE UP THE SIDEWALK so he could BACK IN. Bro. The vandalism in cap hill is bad enough; don’t be an observable menace Unrelated: I’m wearing my husband’s Domino’s shirt to my insurance gig. #HappyAF everyone 0130
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 28/03/2025I have that issue where I gotta Know About Sick Shit™. I’ve learned this is actually an incredible piece by Austin artist Susi Brister. (thanks to WomenAndTheirWork.com ) 010
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 21/02/2025Not to be too political but the kinda phrasing in the original post IS how our government continues to run on fossil fuel 110
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 16/01/2025Is anyone interested in the gay-bear-shares-recipes format in their feed? Asking before peer pressuring my husband into joining 230
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 07/01/2025Gonna be an hour late with a two hour commute today. Seattle’s mass transit is reliable in the sense that the bus IS coming. . . Eventually. 030
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 20/12/2024I hate that a filter or two’s worth of tanning would turn me into a Soft Daddy. Is there a PDF of Sméagol’s Recovery Guide out there, somewhere? 😥 0240
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 13/12/2024I have this issue where things pop into my head unannounced and I have to fact check them 230
Rₒₐₙ @dadsmell.com · 12/12/2024Remember when simple fetch quests were the shit? #Santae #PetSim www.santae.net/profile/user... 010
