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genuinely who gives a fuck what this guy thinks

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you’re talking about a W-L stat. But still even more depressing that Malik Willis’s rookie year was 2022 and he’s still objectively worse and more expensive than Ward is

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We’re paying Malik Willis 10 million more a year to be objectively worse than Cam Ward is

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The dolphins finally lose a game by only one score and you’re tying to say another team is worse because?

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They have the worst point differential in the league by two touchdowns. They absolutely are.

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Just unlocked new archetype: “Kentucky Bourbon Castle Pervert”

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yeah, see? This is a joke that is funny, and in no way makes me even a little bit mad, nope, because the therapy worked

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my wife has been crushing the chobanis at sams for months now

this is how i found out jim leyland was still alive

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but holly if i know that glory is ephemeral and that all good times must end it'll hurt less when we collapse again, right? right?

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muttering "will grier's PED suspension" over and over again as i tape a box cutter to a mop handle they're never sneaking up on me again

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I didn’t understand gender euphoria until I saw billabong and hurley t-shirts at Sam’s Club

dave @daaaavveeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"awwww, is that what you peons want? lol should've created an actual democracy then. we're going to be running on giving healthcare CEOS prima nocta" - chuck schumer

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“hey before we walk to the stadium I’m gonna duck behind this other car for 45 seconds”

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dave @daaaavveeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

so your argument is that Joe Biden, the president of the United States of America, was an unwilling participant in genocide, since he didn’t want to supply them weapons but did anyways? you understand why nobody is engaging with that point, right? because it’s breathtakingly stupid?

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dave @daaaavveeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ok but what about the dolphins

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dave @daaaavveeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He was in the fencing position like that one Tua concussion

mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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isaiah rodgers doing the hot dog dance for his kid is such a dope display of fatherhood. good shit.

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dave @daaaavveeee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

3 words: full frontal mothra

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026

A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early

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dave @daaaavveeee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I quit football after freshman year and when my dad tried to convince me to go back he was like "listen, your body is still changing, you could develop into a safety like Sean Taylor" (we lived in south florida) i was playing guard and ran a 6-second 40, he did not convince me

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dave @daaaavveeee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the first time i heard this song on a radio as a kid i was like "this budweiser ad is running really long"

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dave @daaaavveeee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[OBJECTIVE COMPLETE: GET BABY BACK TO SLEEP] time bonus (<15:00): 10000 pts no pacifier: 2500 pts no bottle: 2500 pts burp: 1000 pts smooth crib transfer bonus: 1.25x multiplier Rank: S reward unlocked: a full REM cycle [BONUS OBJECTIVE: NOW YOUR TODDLER IS CRYING FOR SOME REASON]

bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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seeing lots of people flip out about this poll but it’s only a sample of dem voters, not the electorate as a whole

Feelings About Trump Leaving Office
Poll participants were asked "If you woke up tomorrow morning and saw the following news headlines, how would you feel?" for each of the five scenarios listed below.
Reason
Positive
Negative
Net sentiment
To "safeguard the Constitution, a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.
59%
28%
31%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta
84%
7%
77%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Meatballs
86%
7%
79%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Chicken
Meathalle
85%
8%
78%

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same political party yeah but i dont think she was part of the unification church

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hot take: i think the dude who doohickey'd shinzo abe should be more popular internationally because he actually effected political change. luigi is just hot

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just now dawning on me that not only did florida beat auburn on the plains but auburn also had a guy named Byrum on their team got me thinking "wait, i dont think i can die?" like Holland March rn

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you ever think about what could've happened if the total amount of time people spent doing Slur Police discourse on microblogs was instead spent on volunteering or organizing irl?

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