Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026don’t forget to top up your dryer lint every once in a while, it doesn’t run smooth without it 010
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026couldn’t think of the word for “not a preroll” and almost called it an oc 001
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026(first and last day as white house engineer): hello im here to deliver a BOM 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026you should be able to call out of work productive. sorry i’m feeling motivated today, can’t go in and waste this. 000
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatoranti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious 247183834027
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorHoratio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life 894839913
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorOld School Punk Librarian @kennethf62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries 288195215036
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026shirt that says ask me about my gun i use to shoot people who ask stupid questions 020
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorKnits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026 7490032478
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorHONGGA_Lola'sFamiliars @hongga.bsky.social · 06/06/2026It's finally here: Lola's Familiars Steam page is now available! The game has been in development for over a year and I couldn't be happier with the result so far!! Wishlist Now! store.steampowered.com/app/3804280/... #LolasFamiliars #SummerGameFest #videogames #indiegames #indiedev 1227277
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026just found out about this thing called a bed. you guys have been sleeping on it 000
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorDani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears 102780816
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026john sims, harry dubois, and arthur lester are three sides of the same coin 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 22/04/2026shout out to the dollar store clerk in north dakota who said “don’t worry about it, you’re good, girl” but really emphasized the “good girl” part of it in response to me asking if i could sleep in the parking lot. you’re the goat but also wtf were you cooking and how did you clock me like that. 010
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026i think it’s very telling that most “(streamer) highlights” videos are like 20-30 minutes but jerma ones are minimum 1 hr. i’m not sure why it’s saying but it’s telling. 010
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Dr Bronner’s Adds “Lubricant” to 19-in-1 as April Fools Prank, Millions Hospitalized 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026im scampering around the forest eating up all the oral rabies vaccines to save our glorious raccoons from autism 010
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026tv at the bar playing The Masked Singer, muted 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 15/01/2026-Hey Fred, give me a pizza with partial beef! Partial beef. -And hold the sauce. Hold the sauce? -And hold the cheese! -HOLD THE CHEESE!? EY JIMMIE GET ME A HALF BEEF WITH NUTTIN’ 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 10/01/2026they don’t make shitboxes anymore, only shitblobs. these cars are gonna age and break and they won’t even look cool and rectangular while doing it. 000
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorCorkScrewAni @corkscrewani.bsky.social · 01/01/2026star banging shield 14220
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 30/12/2025“if shit sucks, hit da bricks” isn’t enough. i think a better adage is “if you don’t like it, change it. if you can’t change it, ignore it. if you can’t ignore it, make it impossible for it to ignore you” 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 27/12/2025whitest guy ever insists he’s chinese bc he was born in China, Maine 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025is Advetures of Tintin (2011) a mecha anime?- the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 23/12/2025i’m not one for boxing but it is nice to see jake paul and andrew tate both get the shit kicked out of them in the same weekend 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 05/12/2025i wanted more kei trucks in the us but not like this 120
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025can this horrible machine were trapped in the belly of bleed to death a little faster? i wanna get OUT 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025death grips tiny desk concert. see that wasn’t so hard. no ai. you just imagine shit. any image created would just ruin the perfect image in your mind. sometimes less is more 000
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 06/11/2025(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving, 18976269
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025new conspiracy, his neck “didn’t just do that,” it was a vampire biting him. we just couldn’t see it because all the cameras used mirrors. 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 27/09/2025mob front business that can’t hire any employees because they keep saying it’s like a “family” and it’s setting off toxic workplace alarm bells in gen-z 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 08/09/2025they are not “my” circus or “my” monkeys. we are a performer-owned cooperative, the monkeys own the circus as much as i do. 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025bisexual? is that twice a sex or once every other sex? 010
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025she zuccing on my chini til im bred 🥴 010
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 05/08/2025before i looked up the lyrics i could’ve sworn it was “am i all alone with my feudal lepers” in End of Dramamine and i was like yeah that makes sense. he’s saying he’s surrounded by diseased peasants 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 04/08/2025oh i can kinda do this one #pixelart 040
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 31/07/2025hello, foot fetish artist? i would like to commission some signalis fanart 154413
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 11/07/2025i save all my empty pill bottles and fill them with mike & ikes so whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced i can dramatically pop a couple and pretend to calm down and freak out whoever was annoying me. i don’t actually do this but it makes for a good bit. 000
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 11/07/2025the worst part of getting new computer is that you have to sign in to gmail approximately 20 times. and then you have to sign in to everything that isn’t gmail. 100
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 10/07/2025marketing myself as an “elvis impersonator” and then when i get hired i just play dead in their bathroom 010
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 06/07/2025going thru the free christian bumper sticker site to make silly cut-up poems and i can’t even think of how to improve this one. 000
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorno. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025applying for jobs again 152235489110
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 12/06/2025going through the anti-suffrage posters from history class 010
Reposted by Exterior crocodile alligatorkaz-michael || comms open @kazmichaelart.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Blue Jay in flight I very rarely paint birds in flight because getting the feathers right is always such a challenge! But I’m so pleased with how this piece turned out #birds #birdart #bluejay #digitalart 817412
Exterior crocodile alligator @czarofel.bsky.social · 31/05/2025hardware stores love me for my legible notation and organized tables 010
