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Cyrelia J

@cyrelia-j.bsky.social
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he/she writer, artist, queer af femmeboi, some flavor of trans, forever trapped in the 80s & 90s

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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Me: So how would they have a key party in a wagon train if no one had keys? 🤔 Gary: *without missing a beat* Hats
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was looking for something else to read, and so far this first book is scratching an itch I didn't know I had 😁
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Okay, the Aldi honey jalapeño hummus is so good that even using celery for dipping can't ruin it
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Woke up this morning to a rejection that doesn't name the piece from a publisher I have no record of submitting to. The mystery is afoot 😅
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I remember Anthony Trollope totally spoiling the big reveal of some other book written like 50 years prior while going off about people complaining about his storytelling style 😂
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I remember those times fondly; guestrooms, webrings, moira's web jewels, geocities... it was a different world.
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Early 00s trance just slaps so hard 🥰🎵🎶
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
As someone who has never put ketchup on a hot dog, this is the pendulum swing I've been longing for🌭
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Hail Sagan ™️ 💀🎃👻 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.
Peach piss n fart crumble cake label.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Every recipe should start with: "Wash the dishes that are already in the sink because you'll need some of those."
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Luke Thomas @lukethomas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How does no one seem to understand what the actual truth is: the event is political reward for the amount of sports washing and image rehab UFC did for Trump after Jan 6 and then helping to return him to power? There is no other story here. That’s the story. Everything else is just noise.
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Looking through old emails for work, and I came across this one from AT&T in 2011 warning me I was almost over my 200mb per month data allowance 😂
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When you don't realize you've spilled something until you go to get up and see/feel a wet coffee or water stain on your clothes 😐
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
TIL I can't receive messages here because I haven't verified my age so I'm sorry if you've tried to message me. I don't plan on doing it either so... 🤷
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Someone needs to explain to me like I'm 5 why I keep seeing these submission calls that want trans women but not trans men 😔
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm super excited to be featured in this latest issue of "Drabble the Dark" by WATG Press. Check out my 100 word #horror drabble "Gatekeeper" along with the other fantastic winners here: tinyurl.com/3sv3rsf2
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Drabble the Dark Returns in a New Format
Issue #6 is out now — Free to download.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
this is a pride flag made from real nasa imagery happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨
A pride flag made out of NASA images.
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me last Thursday: I'll prep these few things on Sunday to make my week easy 😚 Me Sunday: Screw it, I don't feel like doing anything today 😒 Me today: OMG I don't have time tomorrow morning to make the breakfast I want 'cause I didn't do the Sunday prep 😭 If I could punch past me in the face... 🤦
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Read Rona Jaffe's "Mazes and Monsters" today for the hell of it, and it was both way better and way worse than I was expecting 😂
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In the novels I just finished writing, I didn't even realize I'd reused a name from the beginning of the thing until I was starting edits 🤦
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Susan @naurielsjh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Some good news on the medical front.. Pancreatic cancer halted by virus injection in three patients.. www.newscientist.com/article/2528...
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Pancreatic cancer halted by virus injection in three patients
A cancer-killing virus has stopped pancreatic tumours from growing and spreading in three people in an initial safety trial, raising hopes that it may help to beat the deadly condition
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So when I woke up this morning, my husband confessed to accidentally eating my onigiri last night when he was feeling snack-y. Considering mine had umeboshi in them and he hates anything sour/pickled, I feel like that first bite was punishment enough 😂😂
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Every now and then, I find myself reminiscing and marveling over the dude I met in BMT who had the entire Eggman pissing on the moon meme completely memorized. Like he wrote it all out on a notebook page for me 😂
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
TIL my favorite emoji 😅 (face with sweat drop) is only used by old men in Japan nowadays Well, I guess that's me 🤔
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Was able to afford to try these Chao Tomato Cayenne slices (vegan, not cheese) thanks to Grocery Outlet having them on the cheap, and they may be one of the tastiest sliced food items I've had on a wrap or sandwich 🤤
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Had a piece of popcorn stuck between my back teeth, and after 5 minutes of trying to dislodge it post movie, I passed a discarded flosser in the parking lot, and upon seriously considering picking it up and using it, said teeth decided to yeet it on their own 🤣
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/05/2026
Anyway, allow me to suggest that the response to "Golden Age" authors regarding the current iteration of "AI" would be, at best, "nice tech, where's my fucking money?" I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be upset at any of us for our current set of positions. Rather the opposite. And now, here's a cat.
Smudge, looking beleaguered that the human is bothering him.
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Have gotten 2 of these so far and they're both gorgeous, packed with fantastic reads, and hold a special place on one of my bookshelves ❤️
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If going to see The Sheep Detectives today wasn't enough of a reason to spring out of bed this morning, seeing another acceptance email sure was ☺️ Today is going to be a great day!
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I hit my goal of reading 50 books this year and I will not apologize for like almost 40 of them being light novels
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's important to distinguish between a perennial killer and a perineal killer
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
There's nothing like spending a day exploring a new bookstore 😊
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I tell everyone, especially with rising grocery prices, if you have a Grocery Outlet in your area it's a lifesaver. Some weeks are hit or miss, and it helps if you're flexible with what foods you eat but when I tell you I save almost $200 every week. Like this week, 18oz blackberries for $1.50
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hearing about the proliferation of AI in judging legal cases, I had a sudden flash of Kafka's "The Trial" which is also a hell of an Anthony Perkins showcase as a film, if you've never seen it.
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Went it to fill out some forms and unexpectedly started the new job, so yay? Also, I'm glad just relentlessly calling and showing up at the place with my resume actually worked in 2026 because the internet thing was going nowhere 😵‍💫
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You know you've encountered a good pun when you're still mad about it the next day.
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In hindsight, reasoning that "oh we have enough fried cabbage and sausage leftover from lunch that we can have it again for dinner" is an error I vow to never repeat
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This may be the most rage I've felt today, and given the current news cycle, that's saying something
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have finally thrown this 2 year monkey known as First Draft off my back, only to find it's been replaced with a 400lb gorilla known as Edits #writing
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have no idea why like 50% of my skyline is queer gym folk working out and/or posing, but I am here for it
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I was so happy to read David R. Hoffman's "Boys of the Fellwood" on the @apexmag.bsky.social Patreon this morning. If you're a member, I highly encourage checking it out. I was spellbound by the story, the dark beauty, and the sad mysterious air. So so much love ❤️ #storyrec
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
For a good 10 minutes now, I've had "What do you do with a Sharps container" running through my head to the tune of "What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor"
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Due to the current lack of AC on the 3rd floor (self imposed because I refuse to lose window access until June), I am making the bold and dangerous choice to write in the living room where I'm only a dining room away from the salty snacks 😬 #writing
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This was me today as well, only it was about 2k words of a novella I hadn't remembered I'd written 🙂 And now I added another 2k to it!
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
While it's true that I read very fast and don't retain shit, I have also read books very slowly, stayed engaged, took detailed notes on paper on every chapter, and also didn't remember shit about the book. Checkmate 😤 Also, why are you like this, brain 😫
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
glaad.org
Tell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAAD
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous...
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm sure I'm late to the party on this one, but I saw someone else poat it on FB: "how many Zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies" Beautiful 😂
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So excited my newest story "She is Our Warmth, She is Our Shelter" is up at Horrific Scribblings as part of their latest exhibit, Naughty Nature! If you've ever hit a critter in the road while driving in the city at night, this one's for you. Check out the other ones too! horrificscribblings.com
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Horrific Scribes
Horrific Scribes is an expanding archive of provocative, scary, and strange fiction (and some poetry) by authors from around the world.
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Cyrelia J @cyrelia-j.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
And speaking of @horrificscribs.bsky.social There are so many incredible little touches put into it like the scene breaks in stories being a severed hand holding a broken pencil, to the art, to the exhaustive author database, you can really tell how much of a labor of love it is! Highly recommend 💝
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026
if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"
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