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cassidy cypress

@cypress.city

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radical anti-rounded-rectangle activist 柏 they/them cypress.city

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 7h

Dick??? You mean like, penis????

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Yan Kodiac @yankodiac.com · 17h

Dante from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 11h

you can full clear that dungeon that's 10 levels above you if you're pure of heart and of soul btw

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 13h

#fefwspoilers hello am i playing xenoblade what the fuck is this

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cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 16h

the guzzler is unstoppable

guzran getting a point in all stats except luck on level

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 17h

the heartbeat haptic when you're selecting an attack that would kill you is kind of harrowing lol

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 18h

he's just describing the actions of the player controlling him on his route

Cai: I'm still doing my drill of running full speed through the crowds. Once I got good at it, I started paying attention to my surroundings, and what everyone else was doing. Now, all I end up doing is helping people out or saying "hey" to people I know.

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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 19h

ive torn myself away from this game long enough to draw one thing #fireemblem

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026

You catch that big video essay last night?

coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler

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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 20h

Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year!

a graph of US monthly solar generation

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 19h

every racing game ive ever played has led up to this exact moment

empty car hauler ramp on the back of a truck in front of me in stopped traffic

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nyte-tyde.bsky.social @nyte-tyde.bsky.social · 19h

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Kel (delta_owl) 🌿 @deltaowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fefw is a good game because the outrageous and impractical lingerie "armor" is equal opportunity and I'm bisexual. Female archers straight up wearing bikini bottoms. Every man has sexy waist and ab windows. Inner AND outer sideboob for all. Ass in my Fire Emblem WAS more likely than I thought

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cringemaster supreme @punchyfakegamer.bsky.social · 20h

#myart #fefw alright #nydinenation it’s our time

nydine fire emblem, her hand is on her hip and her ponytail is obscenely long

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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 22h

We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil

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lobster @lbstranian.bsky.social · 22h

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芊 @alonemistrist.bsky.social · 22h

Leda / Olympia #FireEmblem

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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 23h

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 22h

alexandra is so cute i'm so mad shes a renown 10 recruit for leda

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Aero @areoman850.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

opening the news every day

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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 23h

okay i've officially lost the plot on this one

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いとう @veryito.bsky.social · 05/05/2024

推しEXカラー最高

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sunny @edelclaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(twirling hair) haha nooooooo don’t do that (kicking feet) nooooo don’t be cruel haha

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sunny @edelclaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 29/09/2026

Lysander: For an event hosted by the temple, unfairness seems rampant in the Heroic Games.

Sha Lan: It's not surprising that the Heroic Games can be a bit unfair at times.

Sha Lan: It's an event sponsored by the temples, after all.

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 29/09/2026

THE GUZZLER

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 29/09/2026

a broken clock...

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm begging for socialists to add an ounce of electoralism to their politics.

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cat @kkoricat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 29/09/2026

#fefwspoilers i think this is the first mention of anything specific that the dagdan gods can actually do and im fucking crying man

Some of the gods have very strange interests.

I heard that Smyrnos, the Spell-Scholar, enlarged a cat to act as his servant.

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 29/09/2026

my parents were using a wii for netflix until 2021

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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICA

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♔· aquaxtic @aquaxtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Leda!!! #fefw

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 28/09/2026

the EA crowd is making it really hard for us normal tech perverts

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calamity @calamitybrezze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

afternoon tea

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Jeremy Anninos @anninosart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🐍😈

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 28/09/2026

#fefwspoilers knowing intsys i'm expecting timeskip mu to be Femme Mcgirlygirl but there's actually a simple solution to this problem: genderfluidity

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 28/09/2026

want an ayn thor so bad but im broke. someone manifest four hundred dollars in my bank account

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togekk0💜 @togekk0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Karaoke date night⚡️

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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

on sale

A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Canonical Creamer @cream.land · 28/09/2026

Buccar to Leda every single chapter in Leda Part 1

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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[metroid] just hangin out

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Walter White I am the one who knocks

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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you're going to market with me leilidahna! #fefw

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 28/09/2026

#fefwspoilers oceans have become battlefields

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cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 28/09/2026

my goat btw

mu doing 50 damage against an enemy

mu getting +1 in HP, Str, Spd, Dex, Def, Res, and Cha on level-up

cassidy cypress @cypress.city · 28/09/2026

#fefwspoilers ??????? Like, none of them?????????

Lilian from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave: Are you making fun of me? You should know by now that the people of Saramis don't read or write.