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Cynical Toast

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Hardcore action gamer girl- fake gamers DNI (She/Her)

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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
ik it’s kinda asshole behavior but at some point we need to just tell more people about emulation apparently cuz like if you’re picking this up idk. kinda letting yoursef get ripped off lol.
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
i was talking to a friend about danganronoa and just continue to be impressed by dogshit that series is in hindsight. how do develop our cool swordswoman character? i know, make her entirely subservient to a male character and have no agency of her own
peko pekoyama from danganronpa holding a sword and posing
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
this image appeared on my phone
evil scary realistic mario
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hideous father character: “Think about it. It’s their fault for not being born transgender”

Hideous daughter charactsr: “You’re right! They should’ve just been born transgender They’re so stupid!”
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ArcadeStriker @arcadestriker.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
minuscule miscaculation
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Big boobs (chelsey) @greatmothsucks.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Yamasks
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ULTRAKILL @ultrakill-game.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This office job drives me up the wall. #screenshotsaturday
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
somehow this empty field will still be more engaging than the backtracking in prime 1 hehe
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
experiencing gender euphoria (been playing stardew valley for like 6 hours)
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
a woman hits on another woman at a bar, she drunkenly says: “woooww that's so interesting..
tell me more about 9/11…”

the other woman shouts crazily
AL GORE WOULD'NT
“HAVE LET THEM
ANYWHERE NEAR THE GODDAMN TOWERS”
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cornish person girl @gemma.transwrites.world · 11/09/2025
VIOLENCE IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!! please ignore that the man whose neck got exploded by a bullet in front of thousands of people was there specifically to advocate for various violences to marginalised people and was quite literally in the middle of a sentence framing trans and black people as dangerous
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
ok can we get back to arguing about video game difficulty now. personally i think if you think every hard game should let you take the challenge out you’re a bit of a baby
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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a cartoon of a woman talking to a man who is laying on the ground
ALT: a cartoon of a woman talking to a man who is laying on the ground
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2025
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
okay this seems like a good moment for this: do you guys think video games are art
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Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.com · 10/09/2025
Shut the fuck up friday is in full effect
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2025
be very careful about what you post online
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Big boobs (chelsey) @greatmothsucks.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Common chelsey dilemma
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Samantha Ferreira Is Back On Her Book Bullshit @sam-animeherald.northsky.social · 10/09/2025
So: 1) My Nintendo News is sourcing the equivalent of Bounding into Comics for gaming, so grain of salt on that 2) Looking at the actual patent, this looks to be for the new system in S/V where you can throw out a Pokemon and have it battle while you do other stuff Still sucks, but it's narrow use
Patent drawing of a stick man sending a creature to fight another creaturePatent drawing of a player doing things while his summoned creature won - text in the corner says "XX won against OO!"
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
i’m still kinda shocked people all pretended palworld was any good for like a week lol
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
love the discourse we do here every week about how gaming youtubers personally slighted the entire european gaming community by making one too many videos about banjo kazooie 15 years ago.
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Sonic the Hedgehog promotional ad (1993) (Sweden) #retro #art #gaming #Sonic
Sonic the Hedgehog promotional poster SEGA made in Sweden in 1993 for toy stores. The final mass marketed version did not use this slogan.
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CRIMEWAVE @crimewave.xxx · 08/09/2025
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 08/09/2025
laugh at me
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Sixfortyfive @sixfortyfive.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Everyone understands why musicians don't all want to make pop music, but when a game dev targets a specific kind of experience I'm not looking for, it's suddenly a moral failing, not a matter of taste I'm not moving on with my life w/o making sure this dev is Defeated in the court of public opinion
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 08/09/2025
Oh god I'm also going to get pissed off again seeing Accessibility thrown around again like yeah there are some accessibility options that make the game easier, and anyone can use them to make their experience gentler, but like... most of the time it's more like "Let me not give someone a seizure"
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evaa @umbral.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If there were two guys on the moon…how does that go again?
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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a woman in a yellow jacket and tie is holding a white object in her hand .
ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket and tie is holding a white object in her hand .
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
guy who voted trump because he can’t call sonic fans furfags in his nintendo youtube videos anymore
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
alright this is bullshit
a very real screenshot of the game hollow knight: silksong that says ACT 2 - COMING SOON
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aster 🏳️‍⚧️ @ahbeef.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Enough time has passed.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
happy sphealsong day
Official art of the highly anticipated indie game Hollow Knight Silksong but the text has been changed to say "sphealsong" and the character Hornet's face has been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal, keeping the same U-shaped head so it looks like spheal has horns
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Trista 🦁🧡 @reedrill.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Hollow Knight Silksong reviews are in! IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Panel 1: Two angry guys, one with longer hair and one with a mustache, are standing next to each other. Longer hair guy on the left is gesturing forward with his hand and saying "see, THERE'S the problem with fighting games these days -- all these TOURISTS." The mustache guy just silently has his arms crossed. 

Panel 2: We flip perspective to see that they are looking at a messy-haired person wearing a blue-and-white hoodie like Bridget from Guilty Gear Strive, with a bag that looks like the head of Neko Arc from Melty Blood slung over their shoulder. Longer hair guy asks "HEY DO YOU LIKE FIGHTING GAMES??"

Panel 3: The person replies "no"

Panel 4: Closeup of longer hair guy's face as he looks over at the other guy with a much calmer expression, saying "alright nevermind that one's legit"
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
sonic frontiers sonic throwing the giant worm gif
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CourtneyXChrono🏳️‍⚧️ @courtneyxchrono.northsky.social · 02/09/2025
been playing #ofthedevil #art #fanart #digitalart
an illustration of Morgan and Serra in black shading from Of The Devil
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 03/09/2025
i think fandom would do well to bring back the concept of "a reading" which is different from "a headcanon". a headcanon can be anything and is total fun. a reading works with the text to come up with particular interpretations of the work, its characters, etc.
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HAL @hal-monitor.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
✨🏳️‍⚧️ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) 🏳️‍⚧️✨
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 02/09/2025
GL = Girls Love BL = Boys Love HL = Half Life this says a lot about our society
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
now that there’s a good fan remake of secret rings i gotta say… game has. a contender for a top 5 sonic sountrack. giving the stage themes lyrics was an excellent choice
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 01/09/2025
i have never seen so many people act like one popular indie game coming out had some kind of moral obligation to not overshadow other releases or to set a precedent for pricing or whatever like what's been going on with silksong on here. it's so bizarre. silksong isn't the only popular indie game
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Fabraz - Demon Tides & Bubsy 4D @fabraz.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
If you followed me only because of Bubsy 4D... Did you know we're working on ANOTHER 3D Platformer?! This is Demon Tides! Our extremely ambitious, open world, and expressive passion project! You can play the demo on Steam right now!
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of the Devil @ Merch Now Live on Fangamer! @nthcircle.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
"how can we get people to play of the devil" "what are the players saying" the players:
poorly shopped image reading: "people who recommend of the devil" "SHE DID THAT SHIT" with Morgan from of the devil covered in blood and a lackadaisical smile
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🍬🕯️Maya Modez🕯️🍬 @mayamodez.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
mayaville voted to make this one public too and i think its fine to, just some sappy banter between them
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Cynical Toast @cynicaltoast.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
ngl the sonic and the secret rings fan-remake project reignition? kinda fucking slaps. for how awful the original is i’m surprised it’s so fun despite inheriting a lot of the same issues
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sonic the hedgehog is sitting on a throne in front of a large clock
Alt: sonic the hedgehog is sitting on a throne in front of a large clock
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Meme Bean @memebeanmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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