matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 20hbake off tonight, and time to dust off my joke that nigella* uses my spice racks (*seeds, nigella seeds) (I'll keep making the same joke until someone laughs) 010
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 29/09/2026need another couple of days oiling & waxing the shelves for this tiny batch of #handmade toilet roll holders & small towel rail they'll be ready Thursday afternoon if you can cross your legs till then, meanwhile still some in stock in white at customsawdustco.etsy.com/listing/1843... 021
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 28/09/2026an idea I've had rattling around for a while: these wraparound scaffold board shelf brackets going to move somewhat cautiously ahead with them as I've a terrible track record predicting which ideas fly 010
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 27/09/2026desperately sad story about Ranulph Fiennes far too many unknowns to see what's happening - at best it's a disinherited step child kicking off, at worst a horrifying illustration of the vulnerability of older people in dysfunctional families www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comRanulph Fiennes’ stepson appeals for funds to ‘locate and safeguard’ the explorerAlexander Millington-Cotes is concerned for welfare of the 82-year-old, who hasn’t been seen in public for two years 150
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 26/09/2026stuck for gift ideas? while a #handmade steel & oak toilet roll holder would be a.. bold.. gift choice, I also make spice racks, towel rails, coat racks, key holders Welded in a leaky Cheltenham greenhouse, I haven't set fire to my shoelaces in weeks customsawdustco.etsy.com #UKgiftAM #UKgiftHour 0102
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 25/09/2026I'm dangerously close to having opinions on the NYT list and becoming Man Who Has Opinions On The Internet 010
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 25/09/2026today #welding some 3mm (& 2mm wall tube) with this beloved baby Parweld inverter while horrifically sleep deprived 2.5mm 6013 electrodes, 75-85 amps, and a fire extinguisher nearby *because I've learnt that particular lesson* 010
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 25/09/2026insomnia is so crushing by the third consecutive night 030
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 24/09/2026spent some time today cutting, cleaning, and drilling the steel for some toilet roll holders and a small towel rail Welding tomorrow, then solid oak shelves will be fitted (don't worry, that's not my blood in the background) 131
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 21/09/2026Nobody's needed a coat for the last six months but winter is coming & you might need a coat rack. So I #handmade some coat racks 25-45cm width, with 3-5 hooks respectively, black or white and £45-£55 including UK delivery on #Etsy at customsawdustco.etsy.com/listing/4542... 030
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 21/09/2026Pleasingly busy weekend sales does mean facing the horror that is the Monday morning post office queue New towel rail, toilet roll holder, spice rack, and key holder shelf all headed to new homes this morning 060
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 21/09/2026TIL they have goth robins down under and the joy this brings me is most un-goth-like www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.comThe black robin, once down to just a single breeding pair, wins NZ bird of the yearFondly known as the ‘goth’ of New Zealand’s bird world, the black robin now has a population of 350 adults thanks to a pioneering breeding programme 030
Reposted by matt@customsawdustDr Mand @mandapen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When you’ve got Star Trek at 6 but #totp at 7pm. 0101
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 18/09/2026been doing some final assembly of coat racks - a new design closely related to the key holder I already make, but here with fewer, chunkier hooks & a longer throw between the hooks & the shelf v small initial batch of 10 in black or white, 25-45cm, aiming for next Tuesday launch 000
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 16/09/2026psst! hey, you! *opens trench coat to reveal spice racks sewn into lining* wanna buy a spice shelf? customsawdustco.etsy.com/listing/4386...customsawdustco.etsy.comSpice Rack Shelf in Black Steel & Oak, Handmade Kitchen Shelving (32-50cm Wide) - EtsyThis Shelving item by CustomSawdustCo has 63 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on Sep 2, 2026 051
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 15/09/2026ripping some oak shelves to width with a track saw - still don't have a table saw largely down to witnessing someone lose an argument with one many years ago 😬 100
Reposted by matt@customsawdustBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Looking over my contract for a skincare company: “This says emollients and I think you meant emoluments.” Them: “that’s no mistake, if you don’t like it here’s your E45” 37614
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 11/09/2026looks like Royal Mail - having put prices up in April - will be doing so again in October Details at www.royalmail.com/prices2026 As good a prompt as any to cast an eye over alternatives (not Evri) 112
Reposted by matt@customsawdustAli Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I reckon the Bayeux Tapestry was made by just one person who had an important deadline approaching and decided they needed to take up embroidery. 2103
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 10/09/2026if humans weren't meant to drink sextuple espresso mugs of coffee then they shouldn't have invented 6-cup moka pots I can now see five seconds into the future and everyone has such pretty auras 051
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 09/09/2026we binged all of s3 Colin from Accounts in three days bereft it's over, absolutely adored it. Dangerously close to getting a border terrier 020
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 09/09/2026cleaned out the stove & the cat has realised this must mean the hot is about to come back on so has baggsied a spot early He won't move from that spot till sometime around March 040
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 05/09/2026morning spent #welding more spice shelf frames the "here's one I made earlier" available at customsawdustco.etsy.com?section_id=5... - tho stocks quite low at moment 150
Reposted by matt@customsawdustGwen @gwen-deer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Zero company might be the first Star Wars game thats actually as good as people say haha. 3155
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 03/09/2026i'm sorry i say this every month: stocks of #handmade steel & oak spice shelves in black & white are low again - a handful more in black will be ready by Sunday, and a few more in both black & white by end of next week customsawdustco.etsy.com?section_id=5... 020
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 30/08/2026about an hour after taking this he was absolutely furious with us for moving the sun 040
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 29/08/2026getting slightly sozzled of a Saturday evening and looking up surface conditioning tools thinking "that'll fix me (and remove mill scale from hot rolled steel)" (metabo SE 17-200 RT for fellow tool porn perverts) 020
Reposted by matt@customsawdustNaomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I begged Woman’s Hour to cover Gamergate in 2014, when it was the NYT front page & UK women in games were living in terror. Gamergate became the model for MAGA. They said they didn’t think it was an important story. That week they covered women mountaineers of the 19th C & new ways with aubergine 71530359
Reposted by matt@customsawdustTony @eightbittony.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Love my new @customsawdust.co.uk key hook and shelf! Love me some hand crafted steel and oak! Amazingly quick delivery and really pleased with the sustainable packaging. Can't wait to get it on the wall and into use. #handmade 131
Reposted by matt@customsawdustAngus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The BBC have gone too far employing Sith weather presenters. 522453
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 26/08/20261. in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics 2. it's more of a Shelbyville idea 3. I am so smart, S.M.R.T. 4. kids can be so cruel (we can? thanks mom!) 5. Tramapoline! 020
Reposted by matt@customsawdustAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus. 192719504
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 26/08/2026off to the sawmill to swoon over all the pretty bits of oak, phwoar 130
Reposted by matt@customsawdustorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What an absolute fucking legend this woman was. The world was better for her being in it. 0226
Reposted by matt@customsawdustIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/08/2026Getting run off a social media site for rushing to the defense of a beady eyed little antebellum race scientist is a rare case of society working as intended 111470183
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 24/08/2026a lot of 🇨🇦 small business are on the front lines of this trade war elbows up, solidarity with Canada, and i'm guessing sending some business from the 🇬🇧 side of the pond is the best way to support from here 131
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 24/08/2026i've a tendency - i suspect not uncommon here - of starting projects then getting distracted by a squirrel behold my part-completed prototypes - asymmetric spice racks i've gone cold on, scaffold board shelf brackets i really like but not sure of demand, & coat racks that still need shelves 330
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 22/08/2026Optometrist: cup is half full? Optometrist: cup is half empty? Optometrist: half full? Optometrist: half empty? 023
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 22/08/2026I've lost hundreds and hundreds of hours to games championed by Sin Vega One of the very best writers of video game words and I'm really going to have to get off my arse & sort a Jank.cool subscription now 120
Reposted by matt@customsawdustDominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 22/08/2026In every creative industry worth speaking of right now, there is a boggle-eyed billionaire fresh from an ayahuasca binge, slowly sawing the head off the goose while it's laying the golden egg, while a stadium full of shareholders clap riotously. They do not have a plan. They're acting on impulse. 315936
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 20/08/2026finally watched "Hunt for the Wilderpeople" (it's on amazon prime) after everyone recommended it last month when Sam Neill died It's as good and poignant and gentle and kind and funny as everyone told me 130
Reposted by matt@customsawdustTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Hello people of BlueSky (and @lewisbaston.bsky.social's wife) who were interested in joining my fantasy premier league I have now created the league for people to join The first team name that popped into my head was BlueSky Joke Understanders and I think we might be stuck with that Join here:fantasy.premierleague.comFantasy Premier League, Official Fantasy Football Game of the Premier LeagueOfficial Fantasy Premier League 2026/27. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site. 2364
Reposted by matt@customsawdustChris, @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“cooler temperatures” mf it is still 20C at 10pm, shut your mouth about “cooler temperatures” 011
matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 15/08/2026making a large batch of spice shelves but in an effort to rapidly improve stock levels have split off a smaller batch to be ready sooner This morning bending guard rails & welding the steel frames together 142
Reposted by matt@customsawdustCrafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate craftysharp.etsy.comcraftysharp.etsy.comCraftySharp - EtsyShop Cat Sofas and foot stools by CraftySharp located in London, United Kingdom. 03311