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sandra!!!! any time i meet a sara(h) i ask if there's an H, and most times they're all very touched that i'd even bother to ask. which seems crazy to me!

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written!!!! i'm waiting for our debrief about my ~intercultural development inventory~ to tell her what my name actually is. should be fun should be wonderful

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Email introduction from my boss, 1) hi nice to meet you both X and Y (my name misspelled) 2) email not in that chain with my name wrong 3) email response to me signing my name and also having my name in my default signature, wrong name

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setting the kerning in my email signature really fucking wide

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called the wrong name! three times! by the DEI consultant

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can't watch LA GRADIVA because i'm working an hour into it. but i will be watching something like twelve hours of movies this weekend fuck it we ball and so on and so forth

bluesky never deserved you and i'm very sorry. wishing you the absolute best

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the funny scallop edge foam ball i got influenced into buying is kind of the perfect thing to shove into the muscle knots at the base of my skull. thank you instagram physical therapy girl

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

will god forgive us? signs point to no

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what are we doing here? just a profound tragedy in the service of cruelty

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i'm fucking losing it. he made a baseball field and like. a dozen skyscraper apartment buildings with fucking..... aquariums in every floor

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signing up for a 12 hour day tomorrow so i can leave a lil early on friday and watch LA GRADIVA at new/next

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Booomorican @faelo23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

now that i'm a Desk Guy ™ i'm really considering a city paper box for my cubicle. i might just do it

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It's that time of year again! The 12th Annual Cabaret & Cabernet on Weds Oct. 14th benefitting Senior Legal Services An evening of cocktails and performances by talented members and friends of BABC at Old St. Paul's. Register here: www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

12TH ANNUAL
CABARET & Cabaret
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The Bar Association of Baltimore City | Baltimore Bar Foundation Inc

OCTOBER 14, 2026 6-8PM
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FOOD & BEVERAGES WILL BE SERVED THROUGHOUT THE EVENING

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also fun that people call things differently. like "here's the pitch" in an english broadcast is "here comes [PITCHER NAME]". it's like language shapes how we interact with the world or some shit

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it is incredibly good that homeruns get announced with the sustained enthusiastic delivery of a football goal

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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026

ME: yeah i mean it's like conversational, i can make it work, but i'm way better at receptive spanish comprehension than anything el- THE ANNOUNCER ON NBC UNIVERSO'S WHITE SOX ASTROS POSTSEASON GAME: sostén mi chela

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they call it free baseball only because the vast cost to your spirit isn't measurable

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ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

the baseball is free, they say. have another serving of baseball. it's free. no. no no no. no no no no no no no no no

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the tread is flaking off my soles when i walk on carpet but sure. don't do anything about it because they're older than 24 months, even though last time i had this problem they just sent me new boots

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RIP to blundstone's warranty being any good

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it looks so much cooler than the currently available car that has hurt way more people. stylish way to go

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💌 i'm sorry, and happy birthday to her

you claim to hate ralph nader but you still wear a seatbelt??

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

your houseplants appreciate a hit of your seltzer. they're waiting in fact

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These are the two stupidest ass names for ball clubs in the whole ass league. Yankees. Red socks. Shut the fuck up

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postseason announcers referring to games on sept 28 as being in october like they believe in permanent revolution or something

also why is everyone standing like "CMONNNN" with their hands in the air. what the fuck is happening in baseball

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this is a wretched game where for adley reasons and Da yankees.... loooooooooose reasons, i am rooting for the red sox so inshallah they lose to the rays. what the fuck is happening in baseball this year

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they played ska???? in the outro for the wildcard game???

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before snakes existed sterling sisters was my favorite band

not pictured: the string cheese i ate at 10

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we owe it to ourselves to transition as much and as frequently as possible

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ok i'm not 12, these breakfast radishes is spicy beyond the degree of acceptability i'd assume for the palate of a child

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eating a handful of radishes and a tomato sandwich and a choccy milk (but 30g protein) and an apple and carrying it all in a brown paper bag. because i am 12

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the other dentist at the practice i go to also keeps forgetting that every time she sees me she asks if i've considered braces, and i recoil every time. but if it stops me breaking my fucking teeth then sure. maybe. but i think it's all Gender

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i need thai restaurant to reopen

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which didn't matter to me much the last couple of years, bc they had a 400/year in house plan that cost the same as private dental insurance, but now i have employer-provided healthcare for the first time in my life. so i might switch. now you know 5000% more than necessary >:)

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i've heard very many good things except that she likes pushing cosmetic procedures on people, but i'm with dr chen. i really like him and he's done me many solids over the years (mostly around trying to get the redo of my chase brexton root canal for free) but they're out of network with everyone

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