ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 22/09/2026pissing myself over this one and they can't stop me 180
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 03/08/2026anyone wanna go to woodbury ct and get this mirror for me? i'll say "thank's!!" 020
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 20/07/2026just saw someone pull this sweet left-turn-from-the-right-lane (which is also kind of a parking lane) move on a red light 5171
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 09/07/2026i woke up at 6 today unreasonably upset about this email. my order is not maryland. shut up. shut upppp 030
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 09/06/2026why on earth would i ever place a bid on a train ticket i already paid 75 dollars for 150
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 20/05/2026"just like the rage virus in a zombie movie or something" is how kevin brown described the shirtless dude squad growing to 3 sections 0100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 14/05/2026top comment on this is a guy zooming in on the photo and sharing that OP's tires are from 2018 and the whole way down it's dozens of comments clowning on this poor soul. someone said their treads looked like grill marks. OP hasn't replied to anyone 1171
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 07/05/2026our work scheduling app is doing small business award wrapped type things and apparently we won one, for inexplicable reasons, and i have learned something terrible 240
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 04/05/2026phone died at a friend's house last night and i didn't charge it until this afternoon but it was up to some lorenz activity in purgatory or something 140
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/04/2026i applaud him for having clearly justifiable reasons for each and every pick, says a little something about every movie, and then at some point just goes “raging bull in 4k?? can’t say no to that” basically and shoves it into his bag 0205
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 27/04/2026what on earth do i have to lose by asking why they can’t send an accurate email about my chances to do operations at the library, i guess 160
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 27/04/2026rejected within one business day for a job i didnt interview for, actually, and the boilerplate text is written like a linkedin guy did it 170
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 21/04/2026finally encountered a clear example of the state posting a job that they already have a candidate for. accountant trainee for the dept of labor 1100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 05/04/2026initially missed which council district this assistant position is for and then pretty immediately figured it out when i got to the responsibilities. i’m more of a mcalevey organizing person but good job ryan, i’m proud of you ryan 270
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/03/2026should i sell my persimmon jar prototype. hmmm. hhhhhm 3182
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/03/2026not one to do this but i'm gonna be listing some pots in the coming days on instagram. pickup in baltimore, lmk if you're not on there and want photos instead www.instagram.com/murmurations... 2168
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 29/01/2026they're just corny and easy to rag on. here's a snippet from a trot paper i have bc i thought "socio-oil-ists" was funny 230
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 19/01/2026gave this new feature a go and i respawned in the middle of a field 060
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 18/01/2026i think indeterminate shouting in a language you may or may not be proficient in also gives room for false positives, and whistles or not everyone should brush up on the SALUTE mnemonic. there is also already pre established whistle code for when and how you're meant to use them 291
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/12/2025the mark this tweet specifically has left on me is pretty hard to describe and i'm sure to anyone who knew him this is a monumental, terrible loss. RIP mike f., travel well stranger 170
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 27/12/2025missive from the vanity plate capitol of the east coast 040