Sign in

ennui matisse

@curses.northsky.social
2K followers 518 following 9.2K posts

drop kick me jesus through the goal post of life i went to art school but then i got better they

PostsRepliesMedia
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
very well. very good
beautiful sunset, funny bumpy looking rippled clouds catching a blood orange light, golden sun, purples and greys and soft pinks
1100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
tfw
ai generated white guy in an overly crisp blue button down with weirdly thin hems talking in a stretchy, rubbery facial expression. wide eyed soyfacing type beat
120
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
pissing myself over this one and they can't stop me
App notification: Orange route detour. Baltimore St. between S. Arlington Ave & MLK Jr. Blvd is closed due to construction. We apologize for any incontinence this may cause. Thank you for your patience and u-
180
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 08/09/2026
the speed camera knows
vehicle information. make: tesla. state: VA. expiration 06/26 license plate # tck3508

they got a speeding ticket for going 12-15mph over on southbound i-83 at west 41st street
230
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 13/08/2026
chewy found out i'm queer
instagram ad for chewy, showing a dog bandana with the leather flag, a livestock watering pail, and a pet bed that looks like a cute little meadow with flowers on it five star review with nine likes by Dubber, mar 15 2026. ABSOLUTELY LOVE. was an amazing item for my "dog" ;)
040
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
the cartoonist boyfriend in THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD, giving a pained smile in a hospital gown
000
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 03/08/2026
anyone wanna go to woodbury ct and get this mirror for me? i'll say "thank's!!"
arch shaped mirror with a floral stained glass design on the bottom right, a fuschia border, and dark wood frame
020
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 03/08/2026
that’s the stuff. i’m a toy camera guy now
underexposed looking, blue-leaning photo of rolling mountains with clouds obscuring the top the same mountains and hills above a field, with a white and yellow pavilion tent on the right side and a mound in the ground with a white cross on it on the left third of the image. whole image is kind of at an angle which i could have fixed but didn't
1110
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 20/07/2026
just saw someone pull this sweet left-turn-from-the-right-lane (which is also kind of a parking lane) move on a red light
screenshot of an intersection on a map, with crude overlaid phone drawing. it's a multidirectional four way intersection that turns into a westbound one-way on the western corner but is otherwise east/west on the eastern side. imagine four southbound cars in the left lane from their perspective, a single car in the right lane next to them that turns left in front of everybody else, crosses two lanes of traffic, to go southeast
5171
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 09/07/2026
i woke up at 6 today unreasonably upset about this email. my order is not maryland. shut up. shut upppp
an etsy email subject line that reads Your order = MD! with the truck emoji
030
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 28/06/2026
newborn peter magyar just dropped
two to-go clamshell boxes in a fridge with DAY OLD TOM DANISH written on them in sharpie
140
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 14/06/2026
happy pride
businessfront in english and chinese, TRANS WORLD BUDDHIST ASSOCIATION
0100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 09/06/2026
why on earth would i ever place a bid on a train ticket i already paid 75 dollars for
an email ad from amtrak, upgrade your trip with BidUp. Make your journey more comfortable and enjoyable with Amtrak BidUp. Enjoy an enhanced experience by simply placing a bid for upgrade or buy now.
150
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 20/05/2026
"just like the rage virus in a zombie movie or something" is how kevin brown described the shirtless dude squad growing to 3 sections
shitty photo of a tv with a nintendo switch inconveniently placed in front or it. on the tv is a good one hundred almost exclusively white men, all shirtless, waving their shirts over their heads at the rays / orioles game at tampa
0100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
top comment on this is a guy zooming in on the photo and sharing that OP's tires are from 2018 and the whole way down it's dozens of comments clowning on this poor soul. someone said their treads looked like grill marks. OP hasn't replied to anyone
reddit screenshot on r/baltimore. u/kprocessing writes "thanks northern parkway" and shared a photo of a bald, like so bald, tire on a toyota that's been shredded to hell. sidewall tears all the way around, totally blown out, there are no treads left on the tire. 237 upvotes 88 comments
1171
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
all black cat with green eyes staring kind of intently at the camera after just bunny kicking a toy that looks like a tall boy can of PBR. her limbs are wrapped around the can and she's squishing half her face into it
070
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 11/05/2026
I Have Had Tonslitis Symptoms for Sixteen Days
two texts from me in blue text bubbles. they read:
finally got smart enough to ask the PA to use a tongue depressor on me. 
listened to smooth jazz muzak and then life is a highway and now it's how to save a life. what is going on in UMMS urgent care. where did i go wrong, and so on, and so forth
190
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 07/05/2026
our work scheduling app is doing small business award wrapped type things and apparently we won one, for inexplicable reasons, and i have learned something terrible
A spotify wrapped style image from homebase. a purple background with white text and then a pink to yellow gradient that reads YOUR WORKPLACE PERSONA IS: 
the STEADY HAND
"50 consecutive weeks worked. One after another, you just keep it going, like clockwork."
240
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 04/05/2026
phone died at a friend's house last night and i didn't charge it until this afternoon but it was up to some lorenz activity in purgatory or something
iphone screen time showing 14 hours and 32 minutes of constant phone use, from midnight all the way to 9 am, with a weird void around 9 or 10 where nothing happens, and then three more hours of constant use. it's pretty much all in the Messages app
140
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/04/2026
wait, what.
disco elysium wiki page for siileng including his portrait. 
biographical information: heritage - samaran. voice actors: original - Will Menaker. The final cut - Lucky Singh Azad
100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/04/2026
i applaud him for having clearly justifiable reasons for each and every pick, says a little something about every movie, and then at some point just goes “raging bull in 4k?? can’t say no to that” basically and shoves it into his bag
oscar isaac sitting on the ground or a stool or something in the criterion closet, his arms wrapped around a lumpy tote bag stuffed with movies. there’s a sort of crazed glee with a lil touch of bashfulness in his eyes and smile
0205
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 29/04/2026
baltimore oriole samuel basallo facing the camera, lifting his left arm up to smack adley rutschman on the ass as he walks by, after a 5-3 win against the astros. basallo is looking down. he’s got his eyes on the prizebasallo twisting his body towards adley rutschman for the butt slap that is about to comebasallo’s hand squarely on the center of adley’s ass, they are now both back turned to the camera going back to the dugout
071
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 28/04/2026
theyre stanced up more like
a heather grey t shirt with RED SOX VS ORIOLES on it with illustrations of a cooked lobster holding a bat and wearing a batting helmet, and a cooked crab (but it's orange) in an orioles ball cap, holding a baseball in one of its claws. it says BOSTON BALTIMORE on the bottom next to the red sox and orioles logos
1100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 27/04/2026
text between someone else and me. 
they say: bullpen is stretched but we gotta finish the series.
 i say 😤 we will NOT have position players start pitching
120
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 27/04/2026
what on earth do i have to lose by asking why they can’t send an accurate email about my chances to do operations at the library, i guess
Good afternoon, Thanks for the message! The language of this email is for a candidate who interviewed and did not proceed, but I hadn't had the opportunity to interview with you. Given the job title wasn't populated by the workday form ("the [not available] employment opportunity"), and I seem to have received boilerplate language that doesn't apply to my situation, I was wondering if my
application has been rejected, and if that's for lack of qualifications or that you have already indeed chosen a candidate before the closure of the listing.
I appreciate any information you may have, and thanks for your time.
Warmly,
160
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 27/04/2026
rejected within one business day for a job i didnt interview for, actually, and the boilerplate text is written like a linkedin guy did it
We sincerely thank you for taking the time to apply and meet with our team about the [not available] employment opportunity.
We enjoyed learning more about your past achievements as well as your skills and qualifications.
We interviewed several candidates for the position, and we have decided to offer another applicant the position.
Thank you for your interest in joining The City of Baltimore and taking the time to meet our interview team.
If you qualify in the future, please feel free to apply for other open positions with the City of Baltimore.
We wish you the best of luck with your job search. Once again, thank you for your interest in The City of Baltimore.
170
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 21/04/2026
finally encountered a clear example of the state posting a job that they already have a candidate for. accountant trainee for the dept of labor
job listing: 

MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS
Education: A Bachelor's degree in Accounting from an accredited college or university, including or supplemented by three credit hours in auditing.
Experience: None

Notes:
1. Candidates may substitute a Bachelor's degree from an accredited college or university with thirty credit hours in Accounting and related courses, including or supplemented by three credit hours auditing, for the required education.

(I HIGHLIGHTED THIS NEXT PART.)

2. Applicants who have met the requirements for admission to the CPA examination prior to July 1, 1974 will be considered to have met the educational requirement referenced above.
1100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 16/04/2026
bluesky screenshot of macnult saying: i ttook teh bksy servers mountaign biking in th heat wave but onyl one of us came back stroger

interface below reads There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again. and then the little spinning wheel loading icon of a platform that just isn't fucking working
0323
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 14/04/2026
TODAY IN THE LISTSERV:
Email inbox screenshot of a subject line that reads: Did your daughter get outside without permission?
170
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 05/04/2026
initially missed which council district this assistant position is for and then pretty immediately figured it out when i got to the responsibilities. i’m more of a mcalevey organizing person but good job ryan, i’m proud of you ryan
text: KNOWLEDGE, SKILLS, AND ABILITIES: 
Written and oral communications; use of Outlook, Mailchimp, Excel, PowerPoint, Canva or other similar programs; data collection and analysis; Freshdesk constituent case management, 311 /Salesforce and other web-based tools to be learned on-job; reading and comprehension of City and State code and legislation; knowledge of government operations and structure; knowledge of Baltimore geography, neighborhoods, politics, and history; understanding of and interest in public policy and administration, especially YIMBY policies; Alinsky organizing
270
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/03/2026
should i sell my persimmon jar prototype. hmmm. hhhhhm
it's a bright orange ceramic jar that looks like persimmon. the leaves are satisfying matte
3182
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/03/2026
not one to do this but i'm gonna be listing some pots in the coming days on instagram. pickup in baltimore, lmk if you're not on there and want photos instead www.instagram.com/murmurations...
a collection of small handmade spice grinders with twisted coil rims shining in the sun
2168
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 20/03/2026
average me and my partner moment
text from me, today 4:36 pm with a sticker of a black cat peering from the bottom corner: The less you eat, drink and read books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save-the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will devour-your capital. The less you are, the more you have; the less you express your own life, the greater is your alienated life-the greater is the store of your estranged being.

my partner: thank you freddie and karl
me: that's right. enjoy your book. 

read receipt 4:44 pm
191
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 19/03/2026
jouse
corner rowhome with the bricks painted in kind of mottled denim blue colored paint, the mortar also looks sort of blue
271
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 17/03/2026
ice cream truck out rn
screenshot of the weather app showing baltimore's current temperature at 36 F. feels like 19. high of 39, low 28. the background is grey and cloudy but the description reads: Sunny conditions expected around 7PM. The lowest Feels Like temperature will be 16° around 10PM.
140
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 03/03/2026
reporting for duty
all black cat with sleepy eyes laying on her side, with her back legs dangling straight off the edge of the couch. she's grabbing on to a pillow and a blanket in front of her like she just slid off it. because she probably did.
090
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 18/02/2026
ah. it never fails
a post and hidden and muted by "jesse signal followers blocklist"
030
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 04/02/2026
womp womp
Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦@doomervon.bsky.social
Im not gonna lie.
If you're still showing up to protest Harris but you won't go protest Trump, you're a coward.
Word salad whatever nonsense you want, the fact is you're a coward.

quoted skeet by Sinner Representative @irepresentsinne... • 16h
Eww this is so embarrassing for them 😭😂
(video of a kamala harris book tour protest. the caption says PROTESTORS AT KAMALA HARRIS'S RICHMOND, VA BOOK TOUR STOP WERE DROWNED OUT BY THE CROWD)
130
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 04/02/2026
tweet by michael_raphone on june 21, 2015

(Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park) 
INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'hot dogs'?
ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS
070
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 29/01/2026
they're just corny and easy to rag on. here's a snippet from a trot paper i have bc i thought "socio-oil-ists" was funny

Who Pays for Imperialist War?
As always, the working class pays the price. The chaos driving wars from Ukraine to Venezuela is fueling rising fascism. We see genocide in Gaza and Sudan. In the U.S., these attacks take the form of SNAP and Medicaid cuts, viciously racist kidnappings and deportations, and the murders of workers-our recently fallen brothers and sisters Renée Nicole Good and Keith Powers-by ICE gestapo death squads, along with the 32 migrant workers murdered and enslaved in lethal detention centers (concentration camps) across the country.
No Good Sides - Fight for Communism!
It's not just Trump. There are no good sides-not the fake Venezuelan "socio-oil-ists," and certainly not Chinese, Russian, or U.S. imperialists, liberal or MAGA. All these bosses exploit workers. All will sacrifice us on the altar of profit and imperialist spoils. A system built or exploitation, profit over lives, war, racism, and sexism-where famine and genocide are the norm
-does not deserve to exist. For Renée, for Keith, for our migrant class siblings, for the women and children in Gaza and Sudan, for George Floyd, and for the countless names we carry, we must smash this violent system. The working class needs communist revolution-to destroy capitalism and seize power for our class. We must fight for communism: a system based on equality collective commitment, and solidarity, without money or profit, racism, or sexism organized to serve the needs of working people worldwide for an egalitarian world and a viable planet an future for all! Join us!
230
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 26/01/2026
pixelated drawing of a blue ribbon with a gold centre: fell for it again award
030
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 23/01/2026
i'm libbing out lmao
zoomed in crop of a person in the crowd, all black outfit with a green hood or scarf, back turned to the camera. they are holding a sign that says TRUMP CAN OLIGARGLE DEEZ NUTZ
081
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 19/01/2026
gave this new feature a go and i respawned in the middle of a field
bluesky profile options including share, search posts, add to starter packs and lists, and "go live"
060
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 18/01/2026
i think indeterminate shouting in a language you may or may not be proficient in also gives room for false positives, and whistles or not everyone should brush up on the SALUTE mnemonic. there is also already pre established whistle code for when and how you're meant to use them
Spread Information not Panic
When reporting or signal boosting potential threats: provide as much information as possible!
S.A.L.U.T.E.
Size/Strength
"5 to 6 Armed Agitators"
Actions/Activity
"Harassing random people on the move"
Location & Direction
"Manhattan, East of Central Park, E 97th St"
Uniform/Clothes
"Dark Jackets, ballcaps"
Time & Date of Observation
"8:32 PM June01"
Equipment & Weapons
"They have Body Armor and Pepper spray"
Not a useful tweet: "proudboys spotted"
"Where? When? What are they doing?
How Many? What are they carrying?"
Use your Judgement!
291
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 16/01/2026
anyway.
series of bluesky posts in the feed. 
reposted by the may day brick:
from liminal space gabbs @girlboss.capital 1 hour ago, who up pondering john brown. 

utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red 11 minutes ago,
who up thinking about what must be done. 

the may day brick @bigblocks.bsky.social 7 minutes ago replies: sometimes i lose sleep over it tbh. 

i've liked every post
0100
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 13/01/2026
i love this website
Michael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social writes: 
"In Minneapolis" and includes a photo of 
Judson Memorial Baptist Church, its letterboard sign out front says 
BLESSED ARE
THE WHISTLE BLOWERS
FOR THEY PLAY
THE MUSIC OF SALVATION 

🇵🇸🇨🇴🇮🇹🇪🇸🇬🇷🇮🇪🇻🇪🇿🇦
@ssk85760565.bsky.social
Joined Dec '24 replies: 
How many Minnesotans spoke out for Julian Assange?
12:50 AM • Jan 13, 2026
060
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 09/01/2026
harry du bois’ character illustration edited with a speech bubble, insinuating he’s the person saying the quoted skeet below
19719
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 06/01/2026
dark souls screenshot from the undead asylum; a figure stands on a rocky precipice. it’s in grayscale and there are some dramatic clouds. in big glowy gold text it reads HARBAUGH FIRED across everything
4102
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 30/12/2025
the mark this tweet specifically has left on me is pretty hard to describe and i'm sure to anyone who knew him this is a monumental, terrible loss. RIP mike f., travel well stranger
tweet by mike F, @mikefossey that reads "its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside"
170
ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 27/12/2025
missive from the vanity plate capitol of the east coast
blue nissan truck with a friends of the blue ridge virginia license plate that reads T00TLIN. also had a bumper sticker that says LOVE IS SLOW in a slab serif western style typeface virginia vanity plate KNEES with a black and white floral frame on a black buick SUV
040