UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fairly certain I got a call from these dweebs on Saturday. Questions were like "James Talarico is an evil socialist that hates beef, wants us all to be vegan, and won't eat Texas BBQ. Does that make you less likely to vote for him, or [scoffs] more likely?" 000
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine if they spent that time actually working with their dogs to improve their behavior instead. 020
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I live in Texas. So much so that you could drive several hours in any direction from my house and still be in Texas. And I listen to country. I have not heard this song, and some jerkass blogger from a Penske Media outlet will not shame me into doing so. 020
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Repeating “Focus? I barely know us!” until I’m asked to leave. 020
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Petition to classify all of Nate Silver’s hot takes as ‘Silver Linings.’ 152
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bloggers be like “I have no marketable skills and my industry’s dead, but I still insist that my opinions deserve a global audience, so I’m proud to announce my new podcast talking about the career of character actor [spins wheel] Peter Riegert!” 010
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When there's another Prince Harry costume at the Halloween party. 020
Reposted by UnCunefiedLaura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ken Paxton, Dan Patrick and Ted Cruz are not native Texans. And none of them, including Bo French, attended or graduated from the University of Texas at Austin. They're all hateful and racist AF. Signed, a fifth generation Texan and a Longhorn. 26344118
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comAnnie Potts as Janine Melnitz: We Got One!Alt: Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz in Ghostbusters screaming ‘We Got One!’ 140
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“I’m one of the new faces you’ll see on 60 Minutes.” Oh, I… Douthat I’ll be doing that. 000
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Tubi’s ’Keep Watching’ section really should be called ‘Tubi Continued.’ 000
Reposted by UnCunefiedlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion 233389461
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years ago the head of the broadcasting department made me pull Dead Kennedys’ Kinky Sex Makes the World Go ‘Round from our college radio station. 100
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy 25th anniversary to all the fake 9/11 anecdotes. 001
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This must’ve been before his radio interview where he bragged about how Trump was now the tallest building in Manhattan. 000
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“You’re listening to Austin’s Sun Radio, where everyday we ask the question: was American music a mistake?” 000
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Shrinking? That show can suck my dick. That shrinks, too." 000
Reposted by UnCunefiedJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13498201832
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Excited for next year’s keynote speaker: a hologram of Charlie Kirk - w/ special guest Milo Yiannopoulis (via zoom). 100
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How’s this little critique of southern US dialect going? Not like you thought it would, innit? 010
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“John, you’re more of a Charlotte. I’m definitely a Samantha." 000
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026And you won’t BELIEVE what happened next (you absolutely will). 010
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 25/08/20261. I can’t see through metal, Kent! 2. This is gonna get worse before it gets better. 3. 20 dollars can buy many peanuts! 4. So I says to Mabel, I says… 5. Enslave humanity, will ya? 010
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Open access to creativity like access to art classes and community center activities? “No, I want the CSAM machine to put Sadie Sink in the Slave Leia costume.” 000
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My wife’s teenage cousin voted for Trump because he remembered more people having jet skis during his first term. 031
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 22/08/2026At this point the only thing safe to eat is the rich. 000
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“What was I saying? Oh, yeah. I’m far too intelligent to date." 000
UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I tried to buy tickets to a fucking standup show yesterday and it wouldn’t complete the purchase without me sending a scanned image of my license or passport to a third-party company that keeps that info FOREVER. I am no longer interested in the stand up show. 131
Reposted by UnCunefiedMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is the natural evolution of Zuckerberg’s first project, harassing college girls by putting their faces next to each other and having the campus rate who was hotter. 692341694
