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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I, for one, can’t believe the guy who broke up with his girlfriend because Sydney Sweeney told him it would help their movie’s box office would be so craven.

BlueSky trending topic:
“Glen Powell quiet on politics”
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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not enough to check the guy’s fucking Facebook page.

Post from Jack Buhring - who The Atlantic called “a lifelong Democrat” from 6/11/21 that reads “Donald Trump we all stand with you. You have more people on your side than you know. We can’t get it done it’s hard to tell where this country will end up. Keep fighting!”

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This sent me over the edge. I don't care if it's an anthology, you have to take the two shitty seasons (and the pretty good season) along with the only popular one.

A screenshot from NYT's garbage best shows list, which reads:

35. True Detective (Season 1) (2014)

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When there's another Prince Harry costume at the Halloween party.

Ed Sheeran, crying like a bitch because his bitch-ass ways are costing him his bitch-ass money. The backround is pink.

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It is the middle of goddamn September.

A Dillard’s storefront in the mall that’s loaded with Christmas shit, including three trees. Because we all live in a hell of our own making.

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When the self-order kiosk asks me to add a tip.

Junior Soprano, doing what he does best: being bald and angry

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy 25th anniversary to all the fake 9/11 anecdotes.

“I was there that day. Not at the Towers, but in New York City — teaching in Queens and living in Brooklyn. It was my third day as a high school English teacher.”

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

For some reason, Reedus couldn't even be bothered to sound like Daryl in it. My wife watched a few episodes and I'd be doing something else nearby and every time he'd speak I was straight-up Milhouse with broken glasses.

Milhouse wth broken glasses asking 'who's talking'

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"Shrinking? That show can suck my dick. That shrinks, too."

Christopher Moltisanti in sunglasses sitting at a table Moltisantisplaining something.

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Legit thought this was an ad for Tommy Karate.

Pete Davidson in black and white playing gangster Tommy Karate is some dogshit movie that'll come out at some point.

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Excited for next year’s keynote speaker: a hologram of Charlie Kirk - w/ special guest Milo Yiannopoulis (via zoom).

Screencap of a headline that reads: “Penske Media takes full ownership of Austin’s SXSW festival”

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

🎵Somebody’s losing moneyyyy🎵

Skeeter, Rowlf, Kermit, a muppet penguin, and Gonzo all singing “Somebody’s getting married”

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

“John, you’re more of a Charlotte. I’m definitely a Samantha."

John Stewart and Hal Jordan from HBO’s Lanterns, sitting in some football stands and musing about intergalactic murder conspiracies.

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A live-action “diarrhea forever” meme.

A screen cap of a video from team Talarico’s account reading “Ken Paxton protected a lab abusing puppies… meanwhile this is James Talarico” which shows the candidate and a group of people all holding adorable little pups.

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“What was I saying? Oh, yeah. I’m far too intelligent to date."

Josh Denny, professional idiot, tweets:

We now live in a country where black men are too stupid to be held accountable for murder, and women are too medicated.

Meanwhile white men today are guilty until proven innocent in every case.

You still dare to call it a “justice” system?

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Well, once. But it wasn’t widespread.

Ariana Grande licking a donut on a tray, banishing her from this donut shop forever.

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Drop a 10/10 90s movie (5 for the year it came out, 5 more for the title)

The movie poster for Class of 1999, which features a silver/cheime
Robot head with the visible reflection of the plucky teenage gang members tasked with stopping it. It being one of three (3) robot teachers sent to kill plucky young gang members.

Oh, the tagline is “The Ultimate Teaching Machine… Out of Control”

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Cuneformless Apparition @cuneform.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“Yes, do you have a bully mix with a one-inch underbite who loves snuggling in laps and stepping on balls when climbing in and out of those laps but always has a look on her face like ‘bro I will FUCK you up?’” “As a matter of fact…”