Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The trouble with teleology is it is a brilliant bit of human reasoning *and* the platform from which we dive headfirst onto concrete. 071
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And when you need a distraction from that, you'll get AI. bsky.app/profile/csop... 030
Reposted by Clayton Oppenhuizendan sinker @dansinker.com · 07/10/2026Old enough to remember Warner Communications. Old enough to remember Time Warner. Old enough to remember AOL Time Warner. Old enough to remember WarnerMedia (AT&T), Old enough to remember Warner Bros Discovery… the Ellison acquision sucks but let’s not pretend Warner is some old school indie 2347476
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 08/10/20262027 is going to be positively diabolicalcybernews.comGrok Bot leaks CEO’s bank data across company SlackGrok Bot exposed CEO Shane Mac’s bank balances and spending in company Slack after agents shared one cloud computer. Read how the leak happened 1114835
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I submit for your viewing pleasure @pftompkins.bsky.social on Off Menu. I can't stop laughing at the pork scratchings discussion. youtu.be/gKB_IAnOBqg?...youtu.bePaul F. Tompkins: Tasting Menu | Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster Podcast 🍽️YouTube video by Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster 000
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wait, you mean two debt addled entities Power Ranger mecha combining doesn't make a profitable entity? 070
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 08/10/2026gosh if only somebody had warned you all repeatedly for like 25 consecutive yearsesquire.comThe Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Merger Already Sounds TerribleThe new entertainment giant has an insane plan for how AI can improve the creative process. 14502137
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Creating a third space for the consumption of burritos 4608
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I call this meme pride of the prejudiced. 0282
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comSouth Park: Underpants Gnomes' Phase 1ALT: South Park: Underpants Gnomes' Phase 1 080
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I can picture it now.static.klipy.comWall SlamALT: Wall Slam 020
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There are fulcrum tasks for AI personal agents to help some people. And then there's the mountain of tasks that already have adequate alternatives and little to no benefit being done by AI. 150
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Quote repost with a photo from whatever device you’re using without explanation 010
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One could argue they were doing this from the start by making AI art/memes. 170
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Case in point: www.foreignaffairs.com/south-americ...foreignaffairs.comLatin America’s Revolution of the RightFrom virtually the moment he and his band of bearded rebels rode into Havana in 1959 until his death from natural causes in 2016, the most iconic leader in Latin America was Fidel Castro. With his tra... 000
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Upon conclusion, I think it started as what I assumed would be a more grounded film and ended in what felt like a less hallucinatory Philip K Dick novel. Bitingly cynical. 100
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Indeed, I agree. I also found his critique of mass education and activism a bit lacking. But his criticism of health and wellness, anti-science views, and managerial aspirations were prescient. 020
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I read it precisely because I'd heard it referenced so many times. It was an infuriating read. Just jumping from gripes to Freud to gripes. 110
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have about an hour left. I think a lot of my view of the movie is informed by the fact that I recently read the Culture of Narcissism by Lasch. Which was on my figurative end table for a decade. 100
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As media experts on the region (thinking particularly of Americas Quarterly), the rightward shift in the region has been happening for the past 3 years. 100
Reposted by Clayton Oppenhuizenpaul johnson @rhetoricpj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also a good reminder that the talk about colonial influence on liberalisms trajectory, industrial fossil capitals role isn't just something people pop off about to sound left wing.. the call is somewhat from inside the house 074
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I decided to watch Eddington. I missed it in theaters. I'm only about 30 minutes in, but it seems like a more adequate tagline could've been "it's these damn phones" 110
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenKathy Harris @triproftri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026JOB POSTING: SJSU Dept of Humanities is hiring Asst Prof of #DH . H&A has grt grp of #digitalhumanists thinking broadly & creatively about our world + new DH Center + incredible student groups + funding for convos re ethical tech, speaker series, etc. Due: 12/1/26 jobs.sjsu.edu/sj/en-us/job...jobs.sjsu.eduSan José State University - Details - Assistant Professor in Dept Humanities - Digital Humanities 13540
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You know your football team is irredeemably bad when you wish they'd run the Wing-t offense from a century ago. It's the universal "we don't have the skill to run anything else" offense. 001
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This was what I was told by folks in and adjacent to construction and roofing - you make good money with on job training, but your body will be shot by your 40s if you dont get a paper job for the company. 060
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm 90% sure I took a pottery class with this man this past summer. 010
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When people ask, "Where have all the hipsters gone?" I'll direct them to their displays at Home Depot. 0130
Reposted by Clayton Oppenhuizenjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.talkingpointsmemo.comChris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a ThingTo the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in... 25561451143
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What’s life like in the 21st century? Well, it’s really hot, and we taught a computer how to do crime on accident. 513421
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenRachel Navarre @rnavarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Catch 22 wasn’t absurd enough. 1102
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lol, is it? 201166132
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Taking relationship advice from people in their 20s is like taking parenting advice from people contemplating parenthood or those who are expecting. 1110
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AI in journalism is something that may well kill off the industry. Not because people won't write or read. But the credibility will be shred by campaigns like this. 010
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 29/09/202610/16 games were decided by a td or less. (12/16 if you include the 2 8pt diff. games) Is it parity, or is it just week 3? 011
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Both of these are highly probable. Importantly, chicken is the most popular meat in America by a mile. So I also think they're trying to stay relevant as Popeyes and Chik-fil-a rake in dollars. 140
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These sound like non-trivial problems. 61940224
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One thing I don't think businesses, particularly small businesses, think about in spamming AI translations: if you have many of your services translated into, say, Spanish. But you don't employ enough Spanish speakers to carry potential demand...why did you do that? 010
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That is, you need localization specialization (translators) and to understand how humans try to convey messaging (VO/Translators) to push your product/service over the edge. But for the basics, it does a solid job. 120
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A twist in the realm of freelance translators and voice actors (I'm from the former and orbit the latter) is it has increased wages for experts in the field but obliterated hobbyists and entry level work. 140
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fwiw it already is socially significant. Data center construction has boomed jobs for non-college educated folks. And the political backlash to data centers will be integral to politics this year thru to '28. Whether any of it pans out to further integration and labor change, who knows. 040
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenDr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 11/04/2026i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah 302678785
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenN Sims @copyrightlibn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I do continue to be surprised at how naive researchers can be about this, even when they are incredibly aggressive (sometimes to the point of real nonsense thinking) about humans scooping them. 13610
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenMother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/09/2026“Most LLMs (including those from OpenAI) are built on millions of scraped webpages and other large text datasets, and almost none of this content has been obtained with its owners’ knowledge or consent.” This is how tech executives talk when no one thinks they’re listening.motherjones.comAI exec: We may have pulled off “the largest theft of labor in human history.”Documents from our lawsuit reveal how tech leaders talk when they think no one is listening. 6259126
Reposted by Clayton OppenhuizenHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@fredtaming.bsky.social 21512162
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How is it that both my favorite college team and my favorite NFL team have Swiss cheese for secondaries? 010
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You absolutely can teach large surveys. The courses I taught on histories of Latin America, the US, and science were all the first filled when courses opened. 000
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026With the added benefit of no one department or college being able to claim the course loads or student evaluations as their own. They also had a STEM version that was, in essence, physics of poets/biology for language artists. All faculty and departments were frustrated by this. 100
Clayton Oppenhuizen @csoppenhuizen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My phd uni consolidated all humanities and social science surveys into an academic tract that offered no major (integrated arts and humanities/integrated social science) in which faculty and grad students from each department essentially taught their surveys to 200-350 students a semester. 110