Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026To quote Dave Chappelle, we got Stankonia ready to drop Bombs Over Bagdad. 000
Reposted by Elon Muscular David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I wrote something years ago. At the time it was an angry answer to the Second Gulf War. But it still applies to American misrule. Slim Charles > The entire Trump administration.youtube.comWe fight on that lieYouTube video by ppajae 1327366
Reposted by Elon Muscular Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026"During In Living Color’s first season, a marketing impresario approached Fox with an idea that would stick it to CBS, the NFL rights holder and Super Bowl carrier that Murdoch had in his sights: a special episode of In Living Color that would air opposite the Super Bowl intermission." 3323101
Reposted by Elon Muscular The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 09/02/2026This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities. 53117241878
Reposted by Elon Muscular derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there 610418445991
Reposted by Elon Muscular Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026At the end of this we're going to have to Clockwork Orange former ICE Agents into watching the entire run of Mister Rogers 0988
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Kids don't track stand at lights anymore, because of woke. 130
Reposted by Elon Muscular EM Simpson @emsetc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Maybe I won't buy the wifi on my flight today... 2101
Reposted by Elon Muscular Maggie Kimberl @lougirl502.bsky.social · 06/01/2026lougirl502.com/2026/01/06/b...lougirl502.comBourbon Stuff To Do In LouisvilleIt’s not super easy to figure out what distilleries and brand tasting rooms are functioning in downtown Louisville as well as what other Bourbon experiences await visitors. Here’s a lis… 011
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I was thinking about how to address Wout's flat at Azencross but mainly ended up reinventing Tufo's in my head. 000
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I was gonna ask Nicole Reinhart out when we had a day off at Superweek. I ran the idea past Jose Alcala and without even taking the hat off his napping head he said "you have a better chance of becoming a Jedi Knight." 031
Reposted by Elon Muscular Tour de Joe @tourdejoe.bsky.social · 21/12/2025If they had only listened. 031
Reposted by Elon Muscular MWhite @pjmatt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Fetterman could sell Pittsburgh to Ohio and PA would STILL have dodged a bullet with this guy. 041
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Cycling jackets with vertical zipper pockets should come with a $100 debit card to cover whatever item you inevitably lose from said pocket when you forget to zip it up. 130
Reposted by Elon Muscular ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us 412814
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 19/11/2025"Double fasted workout day" is amazing influencer speak for your disordered eating. 020
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 09/11/2025So many cycling brands stopped making fully waterproof jackets, saying people don't ride in the rain. I doubt that, but even so can you imagine, say, Arc'teryx saying "hey you're just going to the bar you don't need this" in their ad copy ? 000
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I was lacing up my shoes to ride and felt my back pop if you were wondering what almost 50 is like. 040
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 09/11/2025It's funny to me that of all the dumb stuff cyclists wear shoe covers are undefeated in getting the most looks and puzzled stares. 110
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 02/11/2025We're only doing this for two weeks to flatten the day light curve. 000
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I wish I had 1/10th of the self esteem of the people that park in front of our fire trucks. 010
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I got to demo one of those portable electric bike pumps today and my main takeaway waa they are louder than a Magic Wand with a broken muffler. 200
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 12/10/2025#Cross hasn't truly #come until a road Cat 1 does a 3/4 cross race and declares "cross is fun" . 140
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Respect to my bike fit homies but I think the real bike fit is found in the gym. 000
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Bikes are so cool these days. It's the training from my youth (Z2 and hitting the gym) with better clothing, fueling and gearing than we ever could have imagined. 000
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 24/09/2025You can wear cycling clothing or you can do a pull up but not both. 040
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I have always kinda enjoyed working harder not smarter. So I am of course devastated to find an Old Fashioned in a can that tastes every bit as good as the one I make. 010
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 28/08/2025There are constant complaints about the decline in volunteerism but in my experience becoming a volunteer almost anywhere is extremely onerous. 000
Reposted by Elon Muscular Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Wishing a happy National Dog day to all the: Dog parents Adoptive dog parents Biological dog parents Parents of human children Dog aunts Cat parents People who are dogfree by choice 41164
Reposted by Elon Muscular MWhite @pjmatt.bsky.social · 18/08/202510 days ago a guy lost in Anti-Vax madness fired **500 bullets** at the Centers for Disease Control and killed the first cop who came to stop him. The cop was Marine Veteran David Rose, whose name has somehow NOT been a national story since the day he was killed. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-... 16506171
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The takeaway from the incredibly well done Billy Joel documentary is that AI will never truly make art because it cannot be horny or deeply in financial debt. 120
Reposted by Elon Muscular Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/06/2025"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine 2752551196
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Really mixed feelings about the nurse I dealt with today with the III (aka 3%) tattoo. 110
Reposted by Elon Muscular Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Deporting someone for protesting and speaking out feels very unamerican. Traditionally they're murdered by the FBI. 541076
Reposted by Elon Muscular The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/02/2025WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.” 1413400749537
Reposted by Elon Muscular mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/02/2025sure, mitch mcconnell cynically masterminded the plot to destroy the US constitution and american democracy, but you have to at least credit him with lifting up his own constituents in Kentucky to make it one of our richest and most prosperous... (touching earpiece) wait I'm getting new information 1294707743
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I love seeing the look on people's faces when I tell them I used to weigh myself twice a day. Everyone I knew was doing it but it turns out it's not normal. 100
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 12/02/2025It's insane that Sean (sp) Ryan Show, one most liberals haven't even heard of, went from good interviews to some kooks to defacto mouthpiece of the current admin 4 years. 000
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Note to self; as much as it's stuck in your head you cannot sing "knee deep in the passenger seat" under your breath. 000
Reposted by Elon Muscular SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 01/02/2025Me watching Democrats right now 624017
Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 29/01/2025It's wild to watch Sicario the movie become national policy. It's like everyone missed the point. The visual equivalent of blasting Born in the USA. 100
Reposted by Elon Muscular Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 29/01/2025💯 you can date the collapse of our online information ecosystem to the end of Reader 18116
Reposted by Elon Muscular Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/01/2025This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up 363238634
