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Elon Muscular

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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh it's just the beginning of why Dune is weird. Herbert was not a good author so he had to write another book explaining the first. And it starts to get way weirder.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 07/05/2026
America already has a high-speed rail it's called your mom
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorta by chance I did mine in kilometers this year. Highly recommend some sort of age correlated ride.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Almost any fire or police department would love to have official permission to do this.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I communicate with my son largely in Vines. Amazing.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Oh man I am so sorry. Totally misunderstood things !
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You GWOT vets are brutal. Hometown kid achieves life long dream. "Yo check out this dude's salute."
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Reading these Seixasive skeets is aPauling.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"Never in my life did I think we'd turn down that road." Oscar Freire's first time at the Arenberg forest.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Wow. That guy gunned so hard for it.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
To quote Dave Chappelle, we got Stankonia ready to drop Bombs Over Bagdad.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What does this mean ?
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I wrote something years ago. At the time it was an angry answer to the Second Gulf War. But it still applies to American misrule. Slim Charles > The entire Trump administration.
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We fight on that lie
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I got a call from a guy's mom on Monday during the same era. 😂
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sorry dude. 😂
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Daaaang.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Where did you get that hoodie ????
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The Matrix
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DScwXgE...
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"During In Living Color’s first season, a marketing impresario approached Fox with an idea that would stick it to CBS, the NFL rights holder and Super Bowl carrier that Murdoch had in his sights: a special episode of In Living Color that would air opposite the Super Bowl intermission."
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Thank you ! My shop was pushing them but man they are unreliable.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Can we please take a moment to laugh that a demographer is bad at crowd size estimation ?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Welcome comrade DPW
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Fanone's book is very good.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
At the end of this we're going to have to Clockwork Orange former ICE Agents into watching the entire run of Mister Rogers
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Kids don't track stand at lights anymore, because of woke.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I use your espresso brush every morning and it brings me joy.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
So good man.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Heading into another week in January like
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EM Simpson @emsetc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Maybe I won't buy the wifi on my flight today...
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Maggie Kimberl @lougirl502.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Bourbon Stuff To Do In Louisville
It’s not super easy to figure out what distilleries and brand tasting rooms are functioning in downtown Louisville as well as what other Bourbon experiences await visitors. Here’s a lis…
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
You're a habitual line stepper John.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I was thinking about how to address Wout's flat at Azencross but mainly ended up reinventing Tufo's in my head.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I was gonna ask Nicole Reinhart out when we had a day off at Superweek. I ran the idea past Jose Alcala and without even taking the hat off his napping head he said "you have a better chance of becoming a Jedi Knight."
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Tour de Joe @tourdejoe.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If they had only listened.
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MWhite @pjmatt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Fetterman could sell Pittsburgh to Ohio and PA would STILL have dodged a bullet with this guy.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Cycling jackets with vertical zipper pockets should come with a $100 debit card to cover whatever item you inevitably lose from said pocket when you forget to zip it up.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
"Double fasted workout day" is amazing influencer speak for your disordered eating.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I can't wait to find out who is funding SRS.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Your thread of Tik Toks on the other site brought me much joy.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
So many cycling brands stopped making fully waterproof jackets, saying people don't ride in the rain. I doubt that, but even so can you imagine, say, Arc'teryx saying "hey you're just going to the bar you don't need this" in their ad copy ?
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I was lacing up my shoes to ride and felt my back pop if you were wondering what almost 50 is like.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It's funny to me that of all the dumb stuff cyclists wear shoe covers are undefeated in getting the most looks and puzzled stares.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
We're only doing this for two weeks to flatten the day light curve.
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Peak Pittsburgh
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Elon Muscular @csmayhew.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I really hope that woman pulling her heels off wrecked shop.
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