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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
message to all bitches
please survive
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Hey, Jay's followers? Maybe reconsider who you're following. This guy is making wild accusations and putting me on blast to you because he didn't know what my handle means. When my partner tried to back me up, he blocked him for his troubles. He's clearly happy to lie to make himself feel smug.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Except in this case it doesn't. Crypto- is an English language affix meaning hidden. As in the word cryptic: being of a hidden nature. Or as in cryptorchid, an organism in which the testicles (-orchid) are hidden (crypt-). You were wrong, and you were a cunt about it.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Pretty sure this guy is just insane, hon. I think it's safe to just point and laugh.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
You cared enough to blast me to your thousand followers you fucking jackass. I replied to you bitching about people bitching about things they're ignorant about because I found it hypocritical. Now you're here bitching about things you're ignorant about. Again, pot, kettle? You've been introduced
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
So you're allowed to quote but I'm not? You sure do love hypocrisy, don't you?
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Oh, FFS, someone who doesn't know that "crypto-" is an affix is trying to quote-dunk me over the handle I came up with ten years ago and have happily explained to anyone asking in good faith, many times. What a cunt.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
You're bitching about people bitching. You're increasing the sum total of vapid, pointless bitching on the internet. You're your own problem.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Might I suggest reading the whole name? Cryptorchidism is the medical term for a male whose balls don't drop. I'm a transsexual man. It's a joke about transsexuality intentionally phrased to evoke the image of a flower in a cemetery. I'm sorry that wordplay is too hard for you to grasp.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
whatever you do, DO NOT post this picture with a caption about how my husband is trying to impose a communist dictatorship. it would break both our hearts
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 01/07/2025
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Serving their constituents is their job. They don't get brownie points for it. Anybody who suggests otherwise ought to deserve being used as an *actual* punching bag, frankly.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If it were a high five then they would be different people's hands and there would be more tone options, like with handshakes: 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 Somebody's messing with you
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Look at the pot calling the kettle black
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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
“This debate was had a long time ago by people smarter than either of us, my side won, now all that’s left to do is for me to hurt your feelings until you, the objectively wrong one, shuts the fuck up.”
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Mary Kenney @marykgames.com · 01/07/2025
I can’t begin to tell you how incredible localization teams are. They don’t “just” translate - they rewrite jokes and idioms to recreate the same emotional (or funny) in a different culture and language style, and give invaluable advice on character, regional dialects, and cultural norms
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Entire nations rise and fall and pass into obscurity in my brain lol
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Did u guys know you can just make up little guys in your head and have them do whatever. And you never even have to tell anybody about them.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Almost immediately after this my power went out. Chat what did they mean by this???
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
boys night
Lizard, vape, and Big Deck Energy Shock Collar Commander. Pink LEDs.
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Hackers had a better understanding of nonbinary characters than most modern self-described "inclusive" Netflix originals
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Bookbans *are* bad, regardless of any if the above. This book isn't banned. A store isn't stocking it anymore. It's not being removed from existing libraries, anybody who still wants it can read it.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Is it the same regardless of donor organ? I've already been turned down for marrow donation (have had a concussion before) so I don't want to gum up their applications if I already know I'm ineligible.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 23/06/2025
Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“no kink at pride” your existence is a kink to the fascists who want to murder you. shut the fuck up.
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
You can get all Lancer stuff in a bundle at 30% off: itch.io/s/155582/mas...
itch.io
Massif Press Lancer Collection by Massif Press
A bundle by Massif Press, $112.69 for 9 games
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
"It will put people off from making live-service games! We'll never see them!" Nor will people 20 years from now after the servers shut down, so I guess it's the same either way.
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
PEGGY HILL: my deck doesn't have any pathetic cards, Cotton. But it does have a little Egyptian orphan boy who overcame the odds and got his college degree. And that boy's name? Exodia
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
"It's good that games die because it means we get more games" is only a valid reasoning if you view games as schlock to be pounded through and forgotten by both the developer and player instead of a genuine form of artistic expression.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hot take perhaps but I would rather have fewer games if it meant that the games we got were treated like something other than disposable single-use products.
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Rosie🌷 @lozyrosie.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
also not exaggerating lol
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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 21/06/2025
the future of play is madness. hallucinatory barbies tell your child they are the next messenger of god. there is a new furby; sitting in your son's room, it debunks the very concept of time itself. in a stupor, your daughter asks her doll what the capital of texas is. it says "texas city."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2025
Girl Literally Wants Food To Be Handed To Her On A Plate theonion.com/entitle...
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If you think being corrected on misinformation and having the tactics used to mislead you explained is "talking down," you *really* need to get over yourself.
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I'm unsurprised. The source is *right there*. I hope they grow out of sea lioning for microcelebrities someday.
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Soilent Archive @soilent.etheirys.social · 24/06/2025
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If you could watch the incorrect video, you can take 10 minutes to watch the part of the video that's literally linked above for you that explains exactly, point-by-point, how it was misrepresented.
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 23/06/2025
And before you come at me about how PS is "one of the good ones" ... nah. Fuck that, and fuck him, except maybe actually don't fuck him because he might try to extort you for money and send the internet to destroy your life. Fucking streamer bros, not even once. piratesoftware.sucks/summary
piratesoftware.sucks
PirateSoftware Sucks - Summary
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 23/06/2025
The ECI still needs another half million signatures, and has only a month to go, but the signature rate has dropped off thanks to determined trashing from a guy who openly admits he thinks live service shit is fine. This is why gaming sucks. Fucking bootlickers. eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
eci.ec.europa.eu
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
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shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill @cryptorchid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I wish I was surprised but when your company name is "Pirate Software" and you throw a fit any time someone mentions piracy, instead of considering the anti-consumer practices that lead to piracy...yeah.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Hey, so you know how I keep saying “just like every rifle is always loaded, there is a fed in every chat” and also “when the chat is the public internet, the fed is the literal fucking feds”? Behold! A demonstration of that very principle. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Now more than ever
I do not love my country. Hove the people in it and I love the mets.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Me trying my hardest to be useful:
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Matthew Harrison @matthewharrison.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
i keep cracking up at this post on AI writing
A reddit post: "Why does my erotica writing AI keep defaulting to yoga and gratitude?" 

Text: I’m trying to write steamy romance, not a self-help book on conscious breathing.

Every time the story’s about to get physical, the AI derails into something like: “They paused to reflect on their emotional journey and honor the connection between their bodies.”

Like… NO. That’s not what we were building up to.

Yesterday, the characters stopped mid flirt to recommend deep breathing exercises and partner yoga. It’s like the AI turns into a wellness coach the moment the tension peaks.

Anyone else run into this? How do you keep the AI from shifting tone so hard? Looking for tools or strategies that actually let the heat build without detouring through a spiritual retreat.
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