iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: "she thackeray on my william until i makepeace!!" heh, just a little literary joke for you bookstore clerk: Sir, there are other customers waiting

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wild how after surgery i got two nights of the best sleep ive had in literal years but as soon as i started drinking energy drinks again it all went to shit. wonder what thats about!

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

newly-minted scheming court eunuch giving a thumbs up while her face is obscured by the vet cone around her neck

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‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[trying to come up with first date ideas with a terminally online t4t puppygirl] wanna go, uh, age regress [remembering the other stereotype] at the gun range

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

getting neutered today woo

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

was wondering why people were so upset about discord and then i learned that fanduel and fangamer are two very different entities

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

got told (again) that im intimidating. it wouldnt sting as much if i didnt already feel so isolated. also i apparently come off as angry a lot?? downside of being perpetually exhausted and overstimulated i guess.

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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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True Imperial Japan Experience

True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i think if someone has a car under a tarp in their driveway you should be allowed to peek under it just a little bit to see if its a cool car or not

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"i cant decide on a username" "just make it one of your interests, like your favorite band or a hobby" "ok" [TRANSSEXUAL RIMJOB has joined your party.]

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i barely reacted during my piercing and my piercer said "wow, you're like a robot" which was very affirming

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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Transfem sub fantasy: accounting for my nature as the lowliest worm, they have invented a new kind of prison world where I get v-coded to big dick butches Transfem domme fantasy: I receive $100 thousand dollars Transfem switch fantasy: For The Next 24 Hours It Is Legal To Judge Me On My Own Merits

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

window shopping for boots online and sending them to a girl and asking which ones she thinks she'd enjoy grinding against the most

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

mechsplo stuff is fun cause you can refer to doing your estrogen shot as "injecting my combat stims" and watch a girl realize she needs to switch to injections asap

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

sometimes when a girl says "lets get worse together" she really means "i want to be more comfortable with my sexuality and im hoping youll do most of the work there" she could also just want to call you her sister when you fuck, though.

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cambrian epic wet animal @dinoserious.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

i am incapable of being human i am incapable of being inhuman

sketchy page of lycaon, a black anthro wolf character, on a bright blue background. one more finished piece has him lounging naked, flipping a pen in the air with a weary look. various sketchier doodles of a much less anthro lycaon fill the page as a monstrous wolf. the phrase "do you have something against dogs?" is written beneath lounging lycaon in bright yellow

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

its not a "cuck chair", its a "cuck recliner" and its where i watch deep space 9, thank you very much

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FluffWrites @fluffwrites.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT THAT SAYS A DOG CAN'T PILOT A MECH

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HiddenStash @hiddenstash.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

i talked to all the coyotes and they said they’re proud of you

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Samantha @ratgirl24.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I bounce my leg because I dont have a tail to wag

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Amber @actuallemons.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"

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Cynosura @cynosurae.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo. wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !

A framed photo on a shelf of a happy-looking coyote with three pups, and a speech bubble from offscreen saying "She's an odd one, but I'm still proud of my daughter."

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lycamania ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 27/06/2025

its gay little freak paws Friday

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck

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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design

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🌈egguca⭐ @scwambledeggs.art · 06/05/2025

the dogtism experience #eggucart

a 2 panel comic of myself stimming and then POOF!! become dog....

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead

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Miserable Little Pile of Love @kissmypa.ws · 27/04/2025

Somebody is me I guess

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"

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Krysta 'FATEBREAKER' Laylla 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

"how are you?" Gwěøęøřřřěō "mYeah~?"

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

you can be wearing very obvious things over your ears and people will still try to talk to you. it vexes me. im terribly vexed.

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Aphrodite @desire.gunmetolymp.us · 12/04/2025

Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized

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dirtfuck dogshit @direcunt.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

"please bless the poor coyote" poetry or something. 2025.

a poem, reading as follows:

please bless the poor coyote
who lives where we say she shouldn't
nosing through the garbage piles
that rot along the freeway

please aid the stray coyote
and keep her from the trapper's snare
pray she sniffs out all the poison
pray she lives to run away

please guide the lost coyote
bless and keep her as she wanders
may she always come back home
may it all turn out okay

please feed this gaunt coyote
may she carry a full litter
of five to eight pups or more
who live to raise their own one day

pray for the sly coyote
may she rest in sunny places
and run in open fields
and may she never want for prey

please love the dear coyote
who lived when we said she couldn't
may all her years be kind to her
may she go gently on her way

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

seattle would be a lot cooler with lots of heavy rail lines above the roads like chicago

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

question for guitar players: i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

went 2 my first house show tonight it fucking ruled :333

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things

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The Defiance of Coyotes

How To Survive When Everyone Hates You

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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

its crazy how much time there is in the day when i dont spend it all playing games or watching videos

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merritt @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

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