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@cryptidog.bsky.social
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31 | she/her, it/its | 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ | coyote | i am literally an animal

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feral knife girl @feralknifegirl.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's fangslop. you only like it because she's immortal and strangely cold and her canines sink halfway into your neck
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AlsoDharga_, Razor Girl @r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 01/10/2026
reinventing mechsploitation from base principles by taking a bunch of ketamine and playing mechwarrior 5 while on a discord call with a mean woman
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it came from a very personal place
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it says persons sensitive to caffeine and im not one of those so its ok
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: "she thackeray on my william until i makepeace!!" heh, just a little literary joke for you bookstore clerk: Sir, there are other customers waiting
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wild how after surgery i got two nights of the best sleep ive had in literal years but as soon as i started drinking energy drinks again it all went to shit. wonder what thats about!
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the trick to posting good is to only post when its good
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
newly-minted scheming court eunuch giving a thumbs up while her face is obscured by the vet cone around her neck
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‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[trying to come up with first date ideas with a terminally online t4t puppygirl] wanna go, uh, age regress [remembering the other stereotype] at the gun range
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they made me worse on purpose!
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sadly no, they did give me a ginger ale though
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they took my balgs
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting neutered today woo
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
say lavee
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
was wondering why people were so upset about discord and then i learned that fanduel and fangamer are two very different entities
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
got told (again) that im intimidating. it wouldnt sting as much if i didnt already feel so isolated. also i apparently come off as angry a lot?? downside of being perpetually exhausted and overstimulated i guess.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i helped! :]
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i think if someone has a car under a tarp in their driveway you should be allowed to peek under it just a little bit to see if its a cool car or not
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"i cant decide on a username" "just make it one of your interests, like your favorite band or a hobby" "ok" [TRANSSEXUAL RIMJOB has joined your party.]
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i barely reacted during my piercing and my piercer said "wow, you're like a robot" which was very affirming
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Transfem sub fantasy: accounting for my nature as the lowliest worm, they have invented a new kind of prison world where I get v-coded to big dick butches Transfem domme fantasy: I receive $100 thousand dollars Transfem switch fantasy: For The Next 24 Hours It Is Legal To Judge Me On My Own Merits
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
im sure its fine and definitely nothing to worry about :)
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
window shopping for boots online and sending them to a girl and asking which ones she thinks she'd enjoy grinding against the most
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mechsplo stuff is fun cause you can refer to doing your estrogen shot as "injecting my combat stims" and watch a girl realize she needs to switch to injections asap
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶 @amaryllis.no · 15/08/2026
mental illness
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
sometimes when a girl says "lets get worse together" she really means "i want to be more comfortable with my sexuality and im hoping youll do most of the work there" she could also just want to call you her sister when you fuck, though.
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cambrian epic wet animal @dinoserious.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i am incapable of being human i am incapable of being inhuman
sketchy page of lycaon, a black anthro wolf character, on a bright blue background. one more finished piece has him lounging naked, flipping a pen in the air with a weary look. various sketchier doodles of a much less anthro lycaon fill the page as a monstrous wolf. the phrase "do you have something against dogs?" is written beneath lounging lycaon in bright yellow
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
its not a "cuck chair", its a "cuck recliner" and its where i watch deep space 9, thank you very much
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FluffWrites @fluffwrites.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT THAT SAYS A DOG CAN'T PILOT A MECH
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
its so peak
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HiddenStash @hiddenstash.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
i talked to all the coyotes and they said they’re proud of you
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Samantha @ratgirl24.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I bounce my leg because I dont have a tail to wag
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Amber @actuallemons.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"
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Dani @bloatieyotie.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Cynosura @cynosurae.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo. wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !
A framed photo on a shelf of a happy-looking coyote with three pups, and a speech bubble from offscreen saying "She's an odd one, but I'm still proud of my daughter."
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lycamania ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 27/06/2025
its gay little freak paws Friday
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design
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🌈egguca⭐ @scwambledeggs.art · 06/05/2025
the dogtism experience #eggucart
a 2 panel comic of myself stimming and then POOF!! become dog....
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Miserable Little Pile of Love @kissmypa.ws · 27/04/2025
Somebody is me I guess
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ivy @cryptidog.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"
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OneEyedJack @1-eyed-jack.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
colored pencils
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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
"how are you?" Gwěøęøřřřěō "mYeah~?"
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