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Elizabeth 🌻✨

@cryptidlesbian.bsky.social
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Cryptid. Courier. Someone's weird gay English teacher.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in heaven she will finally get the respect she deserves
dolly parton: NOBODY NOTICES I'VE GOT a GREAT ASS TOO
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do it for them.
Two panel comic. In the first panel, three women stand together. One says, "go for it!" Text reads: beautiful, cool lesbians are watching.

In the second panel, a fourth woman presses her hands to the side of her head and closes her eyes. Text reads: for them, I must succeed.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is fine. He's on a farm upstate oppressing people, and he's very happy
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🧙‍♂️Tyler 🐉 @queerguycoping.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I mean, I know it’s true but that doesn’t mean I have to like it 😤
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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The Night Post 💌🏳️‍🌈 @nightpostpod.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Gilt City may share a lot of features with our current dystopia, but at least its highest government official is transgender. Let trans people be demagogues, too.
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Someone told me the lesbians were supposed to be visible this week?
Lesbian witchesLesbian vampiresLesbian Hades and PersephoneMore gay witched
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Ethan 😌 @ohyeaethan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I finished a drawing! Please clap!!
Digital art by Ethan. A man in glasses and a light blue tank top stands in pink lighting
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The Night Post 💌🏳️‍🌈 @nightpostpod.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Official colors of the Night Post (+ pigeon version), per Gilt City's brand guidelines 4d0570, eb5e32, 072f6b, 38dbff, ffc93e
A color palette of horizontal stripes: violet, dark orange, dark blue, light blue, yellow.A color palette of horizontal stripes: violet, dark orange, dark blue, light blue, yellow. Layered over the stripes is a white pigeon in flight.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I need to quit my job and start focusing on becoming a Calico Critter brand ambassador
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
they should invent a job that doesn't give me stress induced migraines
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
can't wait to pole dance and eat a succulent Chinese meal after school today (I'm the teacher)
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
LET'S SEE IT!!! If Joe can play them so can Tyler
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bert from sesame street is wearing a plaid shirt and scarf
ALT: bert from sesame street is wearing a plaid shirt and scarf
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
they're coming to observe/record my lesson today the robot teachers cannot replace me fast enough
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a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
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CHANTZILLA @chantzilla.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
when i see u 🥰 #sapphic #lesbian #wlw #sapphicart #lesbianart #queerart
Two fairies in a patch of lily pads, one is sitting on a lily and looking down towards the other, who is standing on a lily.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
having stress dreams that feature specific students is wild work WHY are y'all stressing me out in my SLEEP???
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I know better than to bring anything to school that I don't want destroyed/stolen but I honestly didn't anticipate a student opening my caboodle behind my desk to take one singular pen!!
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I was feeling kind of bummed out because one of my students stole my Zebra Sarasa MarkON 0.5 pen from my pink caboodle but one of their friends brought back my PEN!! Yay!!!
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🌱 MK/RET @retquits.art · 24/01/2026
so don't get too comfortable. #art
A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".
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rose b. @rosebdraws.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
⛓️‍💥💓⛓️‍💥
Digital drawing of a glowing, pastel-colored, curly-maned winged unicorn rearing up and breaking free from a chain draped around their neck and arrows stuck to their wings
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
now I just have to actually be normal over my leave instead of being anxious about the reading and learning my students are not doing while I'm away
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
my therapist and my wife encouraged me to take FMLA because my mental health has been ummm bad and my request got approved >:)
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Charlie @charlybird.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Picture of a cat shouting "WHY IS IT DECEMBER"
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
received an email from our principal about how exciting and wonderful having access to Ch*tGPT Edu will be for our educators and students this is life feeling more depressing and dystopian every day
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Lay @awfukellay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Been playing too much Mass Effect lately. #PixelArt #pixelorama #masseffect
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Yes, exactly!! Kids need to be exposed to books and stories, and I don't know if there is a modern equivalent to Reading Rainbow, but we definitely need one
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'm so grateful that both my parents took the time to read to us. My Mom would borrow books I finished to read and discuss them with me. I was a student who struggled to learn how to read, who has a learning disability, and my parents helped me become a lifelong reader more than any one teacher did.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
every day I am asked questions about grade-level vocabulary words that students have never been exposed to before, students are struggling with literacy more than ever and it is so so so depressing. Teachers can only do so much!
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'm not a parent, but as someone who is teaching kids who were born in the 2010s I've got to say please please please read to your kids, encourage your kids to read for fun, take them to the library and let them read anything that catches their eye, read the same book and talk about it together!
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I’m so glad I’m a gay stoner and not a brainwashed fascist
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Q: During the summer, Ms. L will... A: "Reading or being with her wife" / "maybe in Kentucky" / "nerds gummy clusters" / "Hang out with Mx. L" / "hang out with Ms A. or get a new cat or dye her hair"
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Q: Something I can warn future students about Ms. Lundberg is... A: "She talks British: / "packets" / "She's a millennial" / "She sings everything she says" / "She won't grade your work for two weeks"
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Q: One thing Ms. L always says is... A: 'Hello, my darlings" / "hey, y'all" / "awwwh" / "oh" / "The humanity in me..."
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I did an activity with my students where I had them test how well they got to know me at the end of the year and their answers are incredibly sweet but also hilarious and accurate
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I'm incredibly emotional today about our country's descent into fascism!!! Everything seems horrible and I am not doing enough to stop it!!
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The Night Post 💌🏳️‍🌈 @nightpostpod.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
THE NIGHT POST is a queer, Southern Gothic mystery following the conscripted couriers of a city haunted by its past. Three 15-episode seasons are complete, with a fourth and final season in production. Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts, and on our website: Nightpostpod.com
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The Night Post
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I'm so grateful I had 7.5 sick hours to use yesterday but I am still feeling so gross 😷
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
at the very end of the school year my body has decided to fall victim to the commonest of colds
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Brief respite ✨️
Deep inside a forest, a female knight in silver armour perches on the edge of a rocky ourcrop. At her feet, a golden mermaid raises up from a stream, placing her hand on the knight's and staring adoringly up at her.
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It's mermaid time 🙌
Mermaids kissing!
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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the word gay is written in colorful letters on a white background
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
this is the devil speaking to you!! 😈
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
nbcnews.com/news/us-news... They are insane with this one! Our admin team just sent out a whole ass Slack message about this 😭
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TikTok prank 'Chromebook Challenge' prompts warnings from schools after laptops are intentionally set on fire
Prince George’s County Public Schools in Maryland said they have had up to 10 reported incidents.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
this week I would like to appreciate my students for not yet hopping on the Tik/Tok trend of setting their chromebooks on fire in the classroom 🙏
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
me 🤝 getting my feelings hurt
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
laundry day🧦
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It is the first day of Teacher Appreciation Week! Don't forget to pamper and spoil the teachers in your life with food, caffeine, long naps, one million dollars, all expenses paid vacations, caffeine, $15 bottles of wine, strong unions, better pay, and handwritten cards.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
2025 has done enough!! Even if nothing happened for the rest of the year, it would still have been too much.
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