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monty python-ass peasant

@thatdangslug.bsky.social
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Gay, broke as shit, won't change the way I dress

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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
marriage = beta reading each other’s texts in case they sound too stoned
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Kind of crazy that my dad showed me the entirety of xena warrior princess, like multiple times, and was gobsmacked that I’m gay
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I don’t really wanna go on T but idk what else I can do to stop getting ma’am/ladies/etc everywhere I go
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A sacred, spooky dildo. A Hallowed Ween.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Figured out why I wasn’t excited for the weather to get cooler like I usually am. I don’t need the dysphoria hoodie anymore.
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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Is this a thing people would like?
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Lay @awfukellay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Been playing too much Mass Effect lately. #PixelArt #pixelorama #masseffect
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I’m so glad I’m a gay stoner and not a brainwashed fascist
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
2025 is that dystopian novel that was “too obvious and over the top” to be any good
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Over a decade ago, I went to a drag show on my college campus. Pandora Boxx was performing, and she showed her new music video for “My Cooter.” After hearing that song ONE TIME, it was regrettably seared into my brain forever. Psychological warfare.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I had to play Pathologic on easy so I could beat it and the experience was still so harrowing that it haunts me to this day. What a triumph of a game
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/06/2025
1. The US Transgender Survey has finally been released, and the results are stunning. - <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT. - The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Largest Trans Survey Ever: Top Reason Trans People Stop Transitioning Is Transphobia
“In almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to ‘detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community.”
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for nonbinary people
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
E: I keep seeing all these guys with their chests out, and I’m like… where are their top surgery scars?
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I consider “girly pop” a slur
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
My wife is a wonderful person who makes me laugh every day. She calls my surgical drains my “big irons.” She’s perfect.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
in my "do it fat" era
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine's Day to my kind, hilarious, intelligent wife! @thatdangslug.bsky.social I couldn't survive these trying times without you by my side. You're my everything 🥰💖💌
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
broke: death as reaper woke: death as gardener bespoke: death as chef controlled by rat
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I finally have a surgery date!! Wild to think that the hard part is still to come
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
are you normal and if so do you require “normalness affirmations” to stay that way. just wondering about this after a conversation with my wife
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Smash Brothers, "X Joins the Battle" image format but with Judith Butler's face and the text across the black splash of paint says "Judith Butler Joins the Battle!"
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
screw “where were you on 9/11” I wanna know where you were the first time you read Wild Geese
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
me: wow. shit seems bad all over life: ok, how about something more personal?
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
six of the best years of my life, because I spent them with @thatdangslug.bsky.social 😍💖💍
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
I need Restless Leg Syndrome to have some kind of sciencey name so it sounds less stupid when I explain it to people. Or at least call it Hurty Leg Syndrome, because “restless” is really downplaying it.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Instead of “you can kiss a hundred boys in bars,” my wife says “you can kiss a hundred worms in cars,” and I think that’s beautiful.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
The toppy choppy process has been hard enough already, and I haven’t even had to get my tits out yet 😐
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
No, I don’t care if my gender is confusing to cis people. Just imagine how confusing it is for me.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Still have a twitter account for my p*dcast, and every time I open that gayforsaken app it’s like stepping in steaming dog shit
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
adding dozens of mods to my favorite game: finally this garbage is fucking playable
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
My doctor wants me to lower my BMI (I know, she sucks) but I'm stress eating through the fall of democracy
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
The first selfies I've taken in a few years With the Bart for a backdrop, naturally
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
I knew playing Mass Effect again would fix me. I just knew it. I'm so so normal now.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Take a shot for every one of the evil cheeto's felony convictions. Oh, and call an ambulance first.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
When EA says Dragon Age 5 is coming this year, that tells me they want to try to push out a laughably unfinished game. Most likely, it'll be delayed until *at least* late 2025, and will still be broken on launch.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
All y'all who think it's fine and hilarious for a straight woman to call another straight woman "butch" as an insult, just because a democrat said it - go fuck yourselves. We see you, and we see you don't really stand with us.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
When people talk about "stop the steal" they mean me stealing my wife's pajamas. But I won't stop. I won't ever stop.
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
I just think adopting 4-7 kittens would fix me
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
you've heard of 'bottoming your way to the top.' well I'm topping my way to the bottom
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 31/03/2024
a tumblr post by deactivated account foxgal reading “today is trans day of fuck shit fuck damn”. in reply, tumblr user 4lung has made a trans flag that says “transgender day of fuck” with a smaller “shit fuck damn” at the bottom
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Libby: you can download these books to your device in seconds! Libby: you have to wait 3 months though
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
ppl keep saying I have heterophobia, but my eyes are the same color?? idgi
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
How do I keep going through constant rejection? I want to believe things will get better, but nothing I try works out
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
Machine sewing has to the most frustrating thing I've ever tried. Why can't I be instantly good at this? Is that so much to ask?
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Heteropatriarchy: women's value declines as they age Lesbians, banging their fists on the table: MILFS MILFS MILFS MILFS MILFS
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The Night Post 💌🏳️‍🌈 @nightpostpod.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
When I record an audition and have to listen to my voice unedited
Gordon Ramsay yelling. Text reads, "it's fucking raw!!!"
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