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Elizabeth 🌻✨

@cryptidlesbian.bsky.social
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Cryptid. Courier. Someone's weird gay English teacher.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in heaven she will finally get the respect she deserves
dolly parton: NOBODY NOTICES I'VE GOT a GREAT ASS TOO
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do it for them.
Two panel comic. In the first panel, three women stand together. One says, "go for it!" Text reads: beautiful, cool lesbians are watching.

In the second panel, a fourth woman presses her hands to the side of her head and closes her eyes. Text reads: for them, I must succeed.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is fine. He's on a farm upstate oppressing people, and he's very happy
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🧙‍♂️Tyler 🐉 @queerguycoping.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I mean, I know it’s true but that doesn’t mean I have to like it 😤
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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The Night Post 💌🏳️‍🌈 @nightpostpod.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Gilt City may share a lot of features with our current dystopia, but at least its highest government official is transgender. Let trans people be demagogues, too.
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Someone told me the lesbians were supposed to be visible this week?
Lesbian witchesLesbian vampiresLesbian Hades and PersephoneMore gay witched
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Ethan 😌 @ohyeaethan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I finished a drawing! Please clap!!
Digital art by Ethan. A man in glasses and a light blue tank top stands in pink lighting
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The Night Post 💌🏳️‍🌈 @nightpostpod.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Official colors of the Night Post (+ pigeon version), per Gilt City's brand guidelines 4d0570, eb5e32, 072f6b, 38dbff, ffc93e
A color palette of horizontal stripes: violet, dark orange, dark blue, light blue, yellow.A color palette of horizontal stripes: violet, dark orange, dark blue, light blue, yellow. Layered over the stripes is a white pigeon in flight.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I need to quit my job and start focusing on becoming a Calico Critter brand ambassador
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
they should invent a job that doesn't give me stress induced migraines
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
can't wait to pole dance and eat a succulent Chinese meal after school today (I'm the teacher)
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
they're coming to observe/record my lesson today the robot teachers cannot replace me fast enough
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a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
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CHANTZILLA @chantzilla.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
when i see u 🥰 #sapphic #lesbian #wlw #sapphicart #lesbianart #queerart
Two fairies in a patch of lily pads, one is sitting on a lily and looking down towards the other, who is standing on a lily.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
having stress dreams that feature specific students is wild work WHY are y'all stressing me out in my SLEEP???
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I was feeling kind of bummed out because one of my students stole my Zebra Sarasa MarkON 0.5 pen from my pink caboodle but one of their friends brought back my PEN!! Yay!!!
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🌱 MK/RET @retquits.art · 24/01/2026
so don't get too comfortable. #art
A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".
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rose b. @rosebdraws.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
⛓️‍💥💓⛓️‍💥
Digital drawing of a glowing, pastel-colored, curly-maned winged unicorn rearing up and breaking free from a chain draped around their neck and arrows stuck to their wings
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
my therapist and my wife encouraged me to take FMLA because my mental health has been ummm bad and my request got approved >:)
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Charlie @charlybird.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Picture of a cat shouting "WHY IS IT DECEMBER"
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
received an email from our principal about how exciting and wonderful having access to Ch*tGPT Edu will be for our educators and students this is life feeling more depressing and dystopian every day
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Lay @awfukellay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Been playing too much Mass Effect lately. #PixelArt #pixelorama #masseffect
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'm not a parent, but as someone who is teaching kids who were born in the 2010s I've got to say please please please read to your kids, encourage your kids to read for fun, take them to the library and let them read anything that catches their eye, read the same book and talk about it together!
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monty python-ass peasant @thatdangslug.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I’m so glad I’m a gay stoner and not a brainwashed fascist
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I did an activity with my students where I had them test how well they got to know me at the end of the year and their answers are incredibly sweet but also hilarious and accurate
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I'm incredibly emotional today about our country's descent into fascism!!! Everything seems horrible and I am not doing enough to stop it!!
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The Night Post 💌🏳️‍🌈 @nightpostpod.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
THE NIGHT POST is a queer, Southern Gothic mystery following the conscripted couriers of a city haunted by its past. Three 15-episode seasons are complete, with a fourth and final season in production. Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts, and on our website: Nightpostpod.com
nightpostpod.com
The Night Post
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
at the very end of the school year my body has decided to fall victim to the commonest of colds
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Brief respite ✨️
Deep inside a forest, a female knight in silver armour perches on the edge of a rocky ourcrop. At her feet, a golden mermaid raises up from a stream, placing her hand on the knight's and staring adoringly up at her.
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It's mermaid time 🙌
Mermaids kissing!
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
this week I would like to appreciate my students for not yet hopping on the Tik/Tok trend of setting their chromebooks on fire in the classroom 🙏
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
me 🤝 getting my feelings hurt
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
laundry day🧦
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It is the first day of Teacher Appreciation Week! Don't forget to pamper and spoil the teachers in your life with food, caffeine, long naps, one million dollars, all expenses paid vacations, caffeine, $15 bottles of wine, strong unions, better pay, and handwritten cards.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
2025 has done enough!! Even if nothing happened for the rest of the year, it would still have been too much.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
a portrait one of my students drew for me, am I serving or nah?
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
my principal admitted to using ChatGPT for *some of our professional development materials 👀 like y'all want me to listen to you and follow your examples, but you aren't going to do the work of preparing materials without relying on generative AI bullshit hmmmm
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'll buy the Switch 2 when they announce the next Animal Crossing!! Come on, Nintendo my life is a disaster and I need this!!
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a cartoon dog is singing into a microphone with a tear running down her face
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cc 🌷 @ccsartcafe.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Books + trinkets + friends = the perfect cozy day 📚💫 available on my patreon!
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
in my "do it fat" era
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Rae is getting their top surgery today, and this hospital doesn't understand that queer people exist. During check-in, the staff member kept misgendering Rae, and after they got through pre-op process, another staff member walked me to the surgery pre-op area he told me, "Your husband asked for you"
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I hate when my mental illness makes me act mentally ill and additionally I hate when I say shit when I could have said nothing at all
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It's amazing how many people sign up to be educators with little to no reading comprehension 🤐👀🤕
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I wish we lived in a world where musicals and live theater were accessible to everyone regardless of their geographic location and financial status.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I've said it before, and I'll say it again all landlords (yes, yours, too!) are parasitic scumbags who deserve a fate worse than death. Fuck landlords, fuck their property managers, and fuck this predatory captialist hellscape we live in!
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A mermaid for your Friday? 👀
a mermaid on a beach face down, ass up--but like, in a kinda intimidating way.
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Elizabeth 🌻✨ @cryptidlesbian.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I don't know if we can This Year - The Mountian Goats our way out of this one folks
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