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Elektra the Obscure

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
You know who takes a cognitive test? People whose family members suspect their loved one is suffering from dementia. If he kept getting “perfect” scores…they wouldn’t keep administering them. My take? He blew the first one he ever took. Now, they’re tracking the decline. I’d bet my hot coffee on it.
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
ICE shoots ministers. Pass it on.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
When Turning Point says it wants its own "Christian" halftime show, they mean "white"
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
music.youtube.com/watch?v=PYji...
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Cowards
YouTube video by Squid - Topic
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Robin Yassin-Kassab @qunfuz.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Two years of full-scale genocide. 77 years of expulsion, massacre, apartheid, demonization, lies. Never forgive, never forget.
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Is this app supressing posts about Gaza? It is, right? I'm assuming Girlboss Lowtax (derogatory) is involved. What a fucker she is
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 07/10/2025
California just signed a new trade partnership with Belgium. We're committed to expanding economic and clean energy innovation — because California will always be a stable, reliable partner on the world stage.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
telling white america to wake up is like giving an energy drink to a dead person
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【Naru the Ghost 👻】 @narumynatsue.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"The internet used to be an escape from reality. Now reality is an escape from the internet".
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Can't figure out a good pfp. Maybe this one?
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
10k words in only to realize one of my main characters is deeply unlikeable, whoops
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
OKAY I need to start posting original content instead of just getting political 24/7
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Haven't seen news coverage of this anywhere. This is pure hell.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This is fucking insane
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ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Milla Lorelei Mélomane 💙 ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ @britpoptarts.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
“I am living with the deep pain of watching someone I once loved become the face of evil.” From July 17th: m.facebook.com/share/p/16yL...
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 05/10/2025
The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
My coping mechanism is just taking edibles and listening to Squid until I suddenly wake up the next day and have to go to work
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Hell, oftentimes how much money art makes is proportionally inverse to its quality lol. Some of the sloppiest and lowest quality writing is topping the charts and getting made into Netflix series. I mean, how is ACOTAR a best seller?!
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Recall that for the last decade or so every single washrag news outlet has been uncritically publishing articles on a regular basis about how "the Left™️ is alienating regular folks by being too darn mean!" Meanwhile the other side wants to bomb every major city to kill everyone who isn't racist
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
We are in the age of thoughtcrime, where even having an opinion can have real consequences; the less you publically document your resistance, the safer you keep your community. Don't give the Thought Police an easy paper trail to hunt down your friends and family.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 04/10/2025
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Just confirmed I'm one of the author victims of the blood sucking company Anthropic that stole my book to train it's LLM. I filed a claim and it felt really good. If you're an author who may have been victimized, you can find out here: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/?_gl=...
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Submit a Claim
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My last record flopped so hard I started writing a novel to get my mind off of music. I might document the process here, maybe not.
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
wow i'm back(?)
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
They really named that man Quagmire and we just accepted it
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I keep forgetting this site exists
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Downsides to living in 2025: Cab Calloway is dead Upsides to living in 2025: Mario 64 on phone
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You're going to hear a lot about Altadena, a beautiful, eccentric, really special community that suffered massive losses. If you haven't had a chance to visit, help them rebuild when it's time by coming, supporting local businesses and donating; they don't have the resources some other areas do.
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rigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons kek you frens later, anons
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It is, in fact, Bongo Season
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BlueShell3D @blueshell3d.com · 13/12/2024
Pffft. He’s a poser and probably just wants to cut out somebody’s kidneys. Any REAL man worth banging would know the GBC and GBA had Mario themed sports RPG titles.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
He eat hat
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Hey I know this zoo is abandoned and everything but. They really need to clean up the decade-old elephant feces and monkey carcasses because this whole place smells like my brother-in-law's car
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I was so high when I wrote this that I momentarily forgot how to lie down and just stood next to my bed for a minute
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Twing twang twong. That's what a gee-tar sounds like, it sure do
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I wish I was a blue whale. Just fat as fuck, no taxes, no pending divorce
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Also Geordie Greep's new performance video is incredible and some of the best music available right now. Love that boy
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Just recorded some of the most technical stuff I've ever performed
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
siri look up "eggnog pouring out of eyes webmd" please hurry. time is a factor
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The world is a fuck !!!!! So don't give it !!!!!
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
More poasts than followers hell yeah
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Elektra the Obscure @crushesbones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Guys, it doesn't matter that I'm a Satanist – all that matters is that we baptise my sister's baby NOW so I can get to Chili's before the evening crowd. Once they get there it's like ten minutes for a table
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 12/12/2024
the real villain of rudolph the red nosed reindeer is santa. he’s the one instilling unattainable beauty standards in his livestock
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