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Crunchy Wotsit

@crunchywotsit.bsky.social
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Congratulations, Segal Abdi-Wali. Good victory speech and campaign. I enjoyed canvassing for the Greens so much and met some great people. Lots of soul searching to be done following this low turn out & disappointing loss for us. I hope we will be able to learn from mistakes, heal and move forward.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is it. The final hours to vote. Greens got 10% here last time. And now we're genuinely on the cusp of winning it. Vote Green in Holborn & St Pancras! 💚
Zack in a group smiling outside Camden squareZack with a group of volunteers in Covent Garden Zack with volunteers taking a selfie Zack with volunteers outside Russell Square
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 07/10/2026
“I’ve seen first-hand how hard those in power have to be pushed before warm words become real actions. That’s why getting more Greens into Parliament really matters.” Caroline Lucas on why more Green voices in Parliament matter in the fight against climate change.
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olli (they/them) 💚🏳️‍⚧️ @olliwatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have thought long and hard about the Zionism is Racism motion passed by Green Party Conference on Sunday. Here are some of those thoughts. They may not necessarily be insightful, but writing them down was a helpful exercise in processing them. olliwatkins.substack.com/p/reflection...
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Reflections on ZiR
It’s taken a few days for me to process how I’m feeling following the Sunday of Green Party Conference.
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 07/10/2026
Wanted: children to rear harvest mice at home for wild release in Devon
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Wanted: children to rear harvest mice at home for wild release in Devon
Teenagers Eva Wishart and Emily Smith launch project to breed and release 250 of the tiny animals by September Children in Devon are being invited to become “citizen captive breeders”, rearing harvest mice at home for release into the wild to help revive endangered nature. Wild Pets, a new conservation project launched by two 14-year-old friends, is seeking 20 Devon-based children to rear hundreds of mice after the duo’s own successful restoration efforts. Continue reading...
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Mark Berry @boulezian.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Please, if you have a vote on Thursday, vote for Zack. Whatever progress ‘Labour’ has shown, ditching Starmer included, has happened not because people have suddenly found their inner conscience , but because of pressure from the left: from the Greens, PC, SNP: all of us. Don’t give up now.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.
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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know where to begin with a Prime minster with years left on his term and a huge majority saying he won't do anything until the next general election. Is he intending to just not govern until 2029?
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eternal Father, strong to save, please smite the evil fascist knave, Who bidd'st the people all to drown Because they are distressed and brown: O hear us when we cry to Thee For those in Peril on the Sea
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope May We Feed the King? wins #thebooker. It's my only totally fabulous 10/10 from the longlist- so fresh and original. John of John is the only other work anywhere close, imo.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our Green Party is people powered. We have the energy and the momentum to win in Holborn & St Pancras. We're about to go up a gear. We'll be out every day and evening and we need you! 🫵🏽 Sign up here: linktr.ee/HSP_6thGreenMP
Zack with lots of people with Vote Green signsZack with a group of women and a young man all smiling on the streetZack and Hannah with lots of people waving vote green signs
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fabulous crew of Green canvassers #voteGreen #voteZack #Holborn&StPancras
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Zack stood wth a big sign saying green party zack
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Ed Sheeran to play Piddington Village Hall.
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington has voted for independence from the UK and the result must stand, imo. I look forward to hearing about their health, education, welfare, infrastructure, law and order, defence, social care, human rights and public services plans.
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fontastic!
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David/Trout 2.0 @trout61.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Farage posted then deleted this. Threatening to prosecute RNLI volunteers. He is absolutely disgusting. 🤬🤬🤬
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Good luck at hustings to @zackpolanski.bsky.social, Hamza Chowdhury and anyone else standing to be Green Party candidate for Holborn and St Pancras. I would support Zack if I had a vote because he has the best chance of winning, only lives 25 minutes away, [1/3]
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last time the far-right won an election in Germany: 5 March 1933. Nazi Party: 44% Tonight:
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just want to point out if people had been beaten up at the Green or SNP party conference and their leader had cheered it on. It wouldn't just have been on TV, it would have been on TV non-stop until the election. But for Reform, it barely got mentioned.
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 06/09/2026
Andy Burnham faces a clear test of leadership. He must stand up to the fossil fuel lobby and rule out Rosebank and Jackdaw. Read Carla Denyer’s full article below 👇
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Lysander @lysander1945.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The German Nazi AfD party have won the election in Sachsen Anhalt with 44.3% The consequences for Europe, Germany, Ukraine and the World could not be more serious This is a very dark day
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Alex Kanefsky (he/him) @alexkanefsky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Before I was a disabled person it was always clear to me that people who like to have a crack at the disabled are a special kind of arsehole, but now that I’ve intimate knowledge of the benefits system & the myriad ways it knocks us down: there is no depth to my hatred of these entitled pricks
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apologies to the people of Emerald Street in Holborn for running out of Vote Zack Pollanski leaflets before I reached you! I'm hoping the name of your street means you will be inclined to vote Green anyway. Thank you to the lovely people in the surrounding streets for being so welcoming. #votegreen
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If this was Just Stop Oil we’d be looking at arrests and charges
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hope it's not due to unhealthy emotional pressure from me for those I love to love each other... but my cat and dog increasingly seem to like chilling together, in between the wars over food, power and attention. #caturday
Black and white cat and red- brown dog
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My #bookerlonglist scores on the doors so far: The Vivisectors 2/10; The Shadow of the Object & The End of Everything 3/10; Helen of Nowhere 4/10; The Renovation 5/10; Black Bag, The Palm House & All Them Dogs 6/10; The Things We Never Say 7.5/10; John of John 8/20; May We Feed the King? 9/10
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We can win. Together. It's going to require people power like never before. See you on Sunday? Details below. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ej0c...
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Zack Polanski’s HUGE Gamble: Taking On Labour In Starmer’s Seat
YouTube video by Owen Jones
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Reposting my own 2 month old comment now that it has become relevant!
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is getting out of hand
Tube map but with America Water instead of Canada Water. Hilariously.
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wanna drive it wanna drive it right Get teenage kicks right through the night
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Apparently George Cottrell is going to be guest vocalist for Daddy Cool and dedicate it to Nige.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ADHDers will definitely get round to complaining to Channel 4 at some point
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I feared this would happen. His story was troubling but the wave of hatred and obsession in the media when he was clearly someone who was vulnerable - whatever you thought of him - was entirely disproportionate and in my view fuelled by racists. My thoughts are with his loved ones tonight.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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AdyBee 🐝 @adybee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nigel Farage has demeaned and humiliated the electorate of Clapton by being too chicken to attend the count. Since they appear to have re-elected him, I can't muster up too much sympathy. Congratulations and commiserations to all Binface voters though.
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nigel Farage refusing to spend 20 minutes in Clacton to hear the declaration. Devotion and respect to the people of Clacton writ large.
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Helen Hartstein @helenhartstein.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Everyone talks about the north south divide but look where the south west is on this chart. Devon and Cornwall might look beautiful when you come here on holiday, but our young people are facing massive inequalities. #education #Alevels #devolution
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm sorry, WHAT? No healthcare professional should be wearing the pervert glasses during an examination
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No better example of the pitfalls of AI, even when (I presume) used with benign intent, than it breaking the law by announcing the result of an election before it's even happened. Please sack your AI algorithm bot immediately, @support.bsky.team
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good luck tomorrow @countbinface.bsky.social! Great campaign and I hope the people of Clacton make tomorrow bin day🗑️
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think this is brilliant on the issues around the fall of Jason Arday. Thank you, Jason Okundaye.
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The takedown of Jason Arday has overjoyed the right, and must be a wake-up call for the left | Jason Okundaye
The Cambridge academic has rightly now resigned. But that won’t end the targeting of senior black figures or the lazy way institutions promote faux equality, says Guardian columnist Jason Okundaye
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is the best shark reporting ever
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mildly irked that not all the booker longlist is available to read yet unless you are in the biz and can get proofs. But since two of my last remaining heroes (Mary Beard & Jarvis Cocker) are on the panel I am trying to be forgiving. #bookerlonglist
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Does Kyle Rayner is gay? @razielim.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
w/ alt text
Photo of sticker on a street pole, signed: ROVÉLO CREATIVE.
Sticker is black, divided vertically by a white line, somewhat resembling stylized pavement.

Text on the left side of the line reads:
THINGS KIDS HAVE SACRIFICED FOR DRIVERS:

-RANDOM PLAY
-CROSSING THE STREET
-PLAYING AT NIGHT
-INDEPENDENCE
-QUALITY STREET LIFE
-AIR QUALITY
-A PLANET
-THEIR LIVES
-PLAYING ON THEIR STREET
-SAFE SCHOOL STREETS
-WALKING TO SCHOOL
-BIKING TO SCHOOL
-WALKING TO THE PARK

Text on the left side of the line reads:
THINGS DRIVERS HAVE SACRIFICED FOR KIDS:

[there is no further text in this column]
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Crunchy Wotsit @crunchywotsit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This article demonstrates the entrenched non-parity of esteem between vocational and academic education perfectly. Sam and his twins don't consider for one second that a teenage Freedman might choose a vocational pathway. That is for others, the disengaged, the disadvantaged.
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