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Crow The Cryptid

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24 y/o queer mexican communist Langs: 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 🇫🇷 Learning: 🇯🇵 I can outwoke anyone I enjoy doing silly photoshops :3 myanimelist.net/profile/CrowTheCryp…

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onion person @junlper.beer · 4h
truly amazing how stupid the average rightwinger is and how stupid someone like JD vance has to pretend to be to appeal to their base. there's just absolutely no way someone like JD vance doesn't know what socialism is lol
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 3h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Akai Riot @akairiot.com · 07/10/2026
bomb!
A stylized illustration of Reze from Chainsaw Man. She's nude, her whole body forming a graceful arc from her thrown back head to her curved and twisting waist, looking over her shoulder at the viewer and stretching out a hand towards them. Her other hand pulls the grenade pin at her neck, and a riot of warm colors erupt in spiky brush strokes from that point, along with concentric white circles implying a sort of shockwave. The shadows on her body are deep purple and blue, the highlights on her skin pure white. Rake brushes and a small crunchy pen brush are exclusively used to render everything.

There's no other version of this, but if you wanna support me on Patreon so I can keep making cool art (and check out the hundreds of other posts I have on there), please consider pledging at www.patreon.com/akairiot. Thank you!!

Reze is such a cool character...
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Ravioli Ripple 🌹 @ravioliripple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, his body on the front line, shielding student protesters and telling the cops to back off. Sometimes people ask "what do you want Dems to DO?!?" The answer is this. This is what they should have been doing all along. They are cowards.
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sanji needs to admit that he's bi to unlock his conquerors 🤔
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Luffy Sanji Imitation
ALT: Luffy Sanji Imitation
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Sibi @s1bi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You will stay naked. Forever. #inktober2026
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the world when it's my turn to be an adult
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
world is a fuck
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me irl
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he's always saying this, crazy
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dating with an elegant knight translator wingman.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sleep. I hate sleeping, I constantly say that I would never do it again if I had the option.
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She finally topped her.
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, a DoorDash driver, was shot by an ICE agent in Austin, Texas, yesterday while making a DoorDash delivery. Last week, DoorDash posted celebration of Hispanic Heritage Month. I’m reaching out to DoorDash for comments and will report.
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who's the tutorial repair guy?
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is too funny not to share: WhatPiece Character (Hard) 🏴‍☠️
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ellie do I catch up to this anime? I started S1 but never finished it
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you just wanted an excuse to post cheeks didn't you
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
chart of the hanky code, with Light Blue Worn on Right circled: Expert Cocksucker
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Goebel farms honors charlie kirk with corn maze design
Goebel farms honors charlie kirk with corn maze design
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Garth Graham @garthft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now that's thinking with portals!
Chel from the video game Portal uses the portal gun to let her eat her own ass.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Roundest friends
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thirsty Tiger
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm currently reading Kropotkin and he keeps referencing the Paris commune so this thread is gonna be really useful to me :D
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You gotta solve the literacy crisis before introducing the Bible to the curriculum 😅 the kids that are currently in school will NOT understand all the nuance and context
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
as a kid? I still wish that one day I'd randomly wake up with the ability to shapeshift🥀🥀🥀
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
Social media post, describing a routine…

> turns on my computer
> disables a new Al feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new Al feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new Al fea
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kind of sinister @kindofsinister.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lesbian sheepgirls! ‧₊˚ ☁️
Comic with SFW art and medically NSFW text (? does that make sense, idk). Two sheepgirls stare at each other in a field. Sheepgirl on the elft thinks: "wow... she's so pretty."  Sheepgirl on the right thinks: "What a cutie!!" We see a snippet from an article that says "I encountered this weird metaphor this morning: Lesbian sheep. Puzzled, I got more details. Here's the deal: sex researchers have discovered homosexual rams, but believed that there were no homosexual ewes. It turns out, thought, that gay ewes are hobbled by the fact that the way that a ewe solicits sex is by standing still, thus, a group of lesbian sheep are incapable of coupling up, since they all go motionless when they're interested in one another." Our two sheep girls silently stare at each other for 30 minutes.
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 25/10/2024
pinky gets some help
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Does one get tired of breathing air?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.
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Booberry Cereal @bonklechicken.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My stupid contribution to Petra Parker #spiderman #trans
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Crow The Cryptid @crowthecryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
she could fix me
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Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel) @oncloude.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
weed was invented by the devil to make girls kiss each other
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone for 17 hours about The Odyssey and whether or not Anne Hathaway was overacting (we both agreed she was poorly written but the film was otherwise exceptional). Afterwards, we both did backflips and chugged 40s.
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