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Al Crow

@crowman.bsky.social
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Electron Juggler. tea drinker. gardener. Tiktok: @crowbloke

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
By the look of how it happened, gun control would have made no difference whatsoever.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I recently employed a doorman for my house. I didn’t know what I was letting myself in for.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I bought a cuckoo clock, it tells the time in other people’s houses.
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Brian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
"Ideas reflect the moment, and so you have to use them. If you store ideas, they wither." - Brian Eno #quote
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Escape - Gator Days
Panel 1

Gwen was sitting in her bed with her phone when her brothers come in. This doesn't bother her.

Junior: Mom and Dad are fighting. Can we stay in here?

Gwen: Sure.

Panel 2

Gwen's youngest brother speak up. He wants to watch a cartoon they used to watch when they were younger. Gwen doesn't dislike it, but she's surprised he'd want to watch something so cute and wholesome.

Tanner: Can we watch the dog cartoon?

Gwen: Really? It's so cutesy.

Panel 3

The sound of arguing comes through the door. The siblings all jump slightly. This isn't new but it's still not pleasant.

Dad: YOU'RE BEING A-

Mom: STOP YELLING YOU FAT-

Dad: I'M NOT YELLING!

Panel 4

Gwen brings her brothers onto her bed. She thinks all three of them could probably use a good cutesy cartoon.

Gwen: Which episode?

Tanner: The space one.
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Dave @sheepfilms.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
"Well I didn't expect that" - people who didn't expect that.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I think I've seen all the films.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
12 years old. Today. Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Just had a double 99 with all the sprinkles. #badass #bigboy
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat.
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp?
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Perils of being a gardener #23: "Can you come do my lawn please" [ 25 five minutes later] "The grass is wet can you do it later please" [ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]
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a man is yawning and saying oh my good
ALT: a man is yawning and saying oh my good
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/05/2025
Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods
Zaphods
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Such a nice day I'm treating my clothes to a 2hr wash instead of the 40 minute daily. Living the life.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Ah yes, I do remember the old Internet. The finest Internet. The Internet you could browse, surf and enjoy. websites created by people with a passion. You could watch actual video recordings and talk to people in real time. It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
It says stir half way through cooking but I just give it a good wiggle because chef tings
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Madz @madz123.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
🎶 Imagine 🎼 🎶🎶
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Indian Jones And The What Did I Do With The Remote It Was Here A Second Ago.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Hey nerds - if the moon is fake, what is it faking?
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I wish I could code. I've tried for decades and just can't get past the basics.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Are you telling me a cis teened this chapel?
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Simon Hintermann @aurumek.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Home of the Alchemist
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Now that's how to take the piss. Well done starmer. That Donald truly believes he's directing a TV show.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I don't get invited to parties anymore. I get told about friends having a party but that's not quite the same thing is it.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Can't get in to the twitter, what's the
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Men doing laundry be like well if it falls off the line it's dry OK.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Just sold some synth bits to OTT. Day made.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So a 5k grant for a baby but not until it's born? What happened to 'life begins at conception' ?
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I'll be running the London marathon next week when it's not so busy.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Five pound mate.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Singing Chinese baby is the dancing baby gif of 2025.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Turns out the bolt that got wedged in my tire causing a puncture was in fact a bolt that fell off my lawnmower. Ffs.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Teaching myself to clean roof by cleaning my neighbour's.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
So, you're in your mid sixties, house paid for, tasty car on the drive and you are as healthy af. Now what? That's right, you have no clue.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A new colour? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Can I see it? - no.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It's a Jerry can not a Jerry can't.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Think I'll have a nap for lunch.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Breaking bad was only 13 years ago. You're welcome.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
In the jungle the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight
Map showing Whimberry Way
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
If I had a pound everytime women call me unattractive they wouldn't find me unattractive.
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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Juggling chainsaws is easy, I can do it with my eyes closed. *five seconds later* Oh. Oh that hurts.
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