Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025By the look of how it happened, gun control would have made no difference whatsoever. 000
Reposted by Al CrowCraig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I recently employed a doorman for my house. I didn’t know what I was letting myself in for. 0644
Reposted by Al CrowOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I bought a cuckoo clock, it tells the time in other people’s houses. 312210
Reposted by Al CrowBrian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 18/06/2025"Ideas reflect the moment, and so you have to use them. If you store ideas, they wither." - Brian Eno #quote 3306
Reposted by Al CrowFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Escape - Gator Days 545817544
Reposted by Al CrowDave @sheepfilms.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked 933949
Reposted by Al CrowCyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 13/06/2025As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up 1757457
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025"Well I didn't expect that" - people who didn't expect that. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 05/06/202512 years old. Today. Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Just had a double 99 with all the sprinkles. #badass #bigboy 010
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat. 010
Reposted by Al CrowLet the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 31/05/2025So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp? 3263
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Perils of being a gardener #23: "Can you come do my lawn please" [ 25 five minutes later] "The grass is wet can you do it later please" [ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]media.tenor.coma man is yawning and saying oh my goodALT: a man is yawning and saying oh my good 010
Reposted by Al CrowTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 25/05/2025My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why 151225226
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Such a nice day I'm treating my clothes to a 2hr wash instead of the 40 minute daily. Living the life. 010
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Ah yes, I do remember the old Internet. The finest Internet. The Internet you could browse, surf and enjoy. websites created by people with a passion. You could watch actual video recordings and talk to people in real time. It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025It says stir half way through cooking but I just give it a good wiggle because chef tings 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Indian Jones And The What Did I Do With The Remote It Was Here A Second Ago. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I wish I could code. I've tried for decades and just can't get past the basics. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Now that's how to take the piss. Well done starmer. That Donald truly believes he's directing a TV show. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I don't get invited to parties anymore. I get told about friends having a party but that's not quite the same thing is it. 010
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Men doing laundry be like well if it falls off the line it's dry OK. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025So a 5k grant for a baby but not until it's born? What happened to 'life begins at conception' ? 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I'll be running the London marathon next week when it's not so busy. 010
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Turns out the bolt that got wedged in my tire causing a puncture was in fact a bolt that fell off my lawnmower. Ffs. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Teaching myself to clean roof by cleaning my neighbour's. 000
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025So, you're in your mid sixties, house paid for, tasty car on the drive and you are as healthy af. Now what? That's right, you have no clue. 010
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025A new colour? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Can I see it? - no. 000
Reposted by Al Crowtrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 18/04/2025In the jungle the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight 618428
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025If I had a pound everytime women call me unattractive they wouldn't find me unattractive. 010
Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Juggling chainsaws is easy, I can do it with my eyes closed. *five seconds later* Oh. Oh that hurts. 010