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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

By the look of how it happened, gun control would have made no difference whatsoever.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I recently employed a doorman for my house. I didn’t know what I was letting myself in for.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

It's called 'truth to power'

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Is it out in two weeks? Does it smell like a stale taco? Does melanin wear it? ...so many questions.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I did a hedge today and that was enough.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Cat: I haven't eaten for weeks. Me: there's food in your bowl. Cat: Me: Cat:

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I bought a cuckoo clock, it tells the time in other people’s houses.

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Brian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

"Ideas reflect the moment, and so you have to use them. If you store ideas, they wither." - Brian Eno #quote

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

But.....they were actually......I mean, the magic beans were actually....you know what,,, never mind.

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Dave @sheepfilms.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

"Well I didn't expect that" - people who didn't expect that.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I think I've seen all the films.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

12 years old. Today. Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I wonder how many Melanias there have been so far.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Just had a double 99 with all the sprinkles. #badass #bigboy

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat.

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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp?

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I reckon he has a neurolink implant that nags him all day.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

It's not real but still funny. Watch someone do a real one soon.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Perils of being a gardener #23: "Can you come do my lawn please" [ 25 five minutes later] "The grass is wet can you do it later please" [ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]

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a man is yawning and saying oh my good

ALT: a man is yawning and saying oh my good

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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/05/2025

Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I barely spoke for over ten because of this. Yes, no, oh go on then and sorry. Not much of a vocab in those days. These days you can't shut me up.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Such a nice day I'm treating my clothes to a 2hr wash instead of the 40 minute daily. Living the life.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Ah yes, I do remember the old Internet. The finest Internet. The Internet you could browse, surf and enjoy. websites created by people with a passion. You could watch actual video recordings and talk to people in real time. It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.

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Al Crow @crowman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025