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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So Instagram, with all its megabucks, can’t seem to block AI accounts nor those accounts promoting drugs. Outstanding

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"but...but...mama! What do you mean we are vampires?!?" #girlsowncc

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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC

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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My Nan was born in 1896. When she was 20 she cut her hair short, shaved her armpits and wore sleeveless frocks. Her father was so disgusted he refused to speak to her. (her Nan wore 10 different petticoats, which she'd hide under when she was little. One of them was red flanelette to keep her warm)

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Aunt Edith had multiple uses for the roomba #girlsowncc

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Standing at the open door, listening to the rain, like it’s the first snow storm of winter

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"Well it's like this: now I no longer wear a corset, my back muscles CBA"

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Genuinely is that sound going to carry on all night

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

To be fair, even tomorrow it will still be water

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"thwarted by the Artist Who Can't Draw Boobs"

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Our gym has a spa. The fuckers who sit there chatting in the sauna like they’re in a pub

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Playing "epipen or massive antihistamine" with a wasp sting on my ankle

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

“Freestyle swimming” sounds far more entertaining than it actually is

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Would it hurt any of the streaming services to actually say what language the programme or fillum is in?

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It’s nice to see the old gods are still being celebrated

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

As Nigella says "it's quite easy to see when it's great by how thick it is"

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Read this as PER-fect, so there you go

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

There’s a fair bit of sport tbf

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Hands up if you thought of the perfect skeet last night when you woke up for a wee, but have already forgotten it

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

1.5 to 2 hours before bed. I'm a light weight

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

"My dear," said Edward, "should you not profess interest in my moustache, I *do* actually carry a spare*

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

An actual man flirted with me today. It was terrifying. Did he even know about my bin schedule? #dating

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

can u kick yes vatican

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Something something roast blighter

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

You should always agree to a quick 30-min drink with your best friend because that 1.5 hours can be the best 6 hours of your life.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

"We saw you from across the bar and you're now in our sex video"

Kylie Jenner and Mark Zuckerberg wearing Meta spy glasses at the launch of these ghastly fashion accessories this week.

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

“One like for thoughts n prayers”

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Dear god I've really had quite enough now

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

My amazing grandma was born *100* years ago today. She once ran off with a postman but Grandad eventually convinced her to come home. The postman won a huge sum on the pools the next day. The. Next. Day. “Biggest win ever,” she’d tell me, between achingly deep drags on a B&H.

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

*proud face* I double peg at the end so that there is no slippage

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Cromerty @cromerty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Hands up if it’s 9am and you’re already on your fourth load

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