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C. Robert Cargill

@crobertcargill.bsky.social
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Lvl 51 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Frogman. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 4h
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Wedding Crashers Champagne Fun
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 9h
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Wayne Campbell: I Still Know How To Party
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 11h
To be fair, spooky names came over with the Bluesky Elders in the first year. It fits a lot better over here as Bluesky wasn't really formed to network and was originally more about being the anti-twitter. Now that some of the Twitterati have moved over here, I guess it feels out of place.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Booo! I was planning to drive down and surprise you! Bummer!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, back in the days when the point of a phone company commercial was to emotionally wreck you for fifteen fucking minutes.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤞🙂🤞 Crossing both fingers for you and your peeps, Frannie! Best of luck tomorrow! Sending good vibes!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have a famous store here in Austin named The Megaplexxx, so that title hits a little different here...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You'd look great in that!
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Central Texas: I'll be at two different events Friday. First up, Halloweird, a horror themed night at the Austin Public Library. Trivia, crafting, and from 7-8 I'll be talking writing horror prose and taking your questions! You can reserve your tickets here! www.eventbrite.com/e/halloweird...
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Halloweird
Come join us for Austin Public Library's adult Halloween celebration!
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🚨HUGELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!🚨 Whether you are currently a Patron, have ever been a Patron, or are considering becoming a Patron, please take a moment to read about the upcoming Patreon billing model change. My sincerest thanks. www.patreon.com/junkfoodcine...
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Massively Important Message from Brian--Changes to Patreon Billing System! | Junkfood Cinema
Greetings Junkions!  Brian here with a hugely massively important message. No, I am not changing my fast food French fry rankings, although
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then at 9PM I'll be hosting a screening of NEVER AFTER DARK with a Q&A with director Dave Boyle at the Alamo South Lamar! There's a handful of tickets still available! Come check out a great new horror film and some chat! A jam packed horror filled Friday night! drafthouse.com/austin/show/...
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Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
Alamo Drafthouse Cinema — food and drinks, reserved seating, and the best movies. Find showtimes and buy tickets.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Central Texas: I'll be at two different events Friday. First up, Halloweird, a horror themed night at the Austin Public Library. Trivia, crafting, and from 7-8 I'll be talking writing horror prose and taking your questions! You can reserve your tickets here! www.eventbrite.com/e/halloweird...
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Halloweird
Come join us for Austin Public Library's adult Halloween celebration!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disgusting.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I prefer to send my uncanny nightmare titbots to war where they belong.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For all the talk of Ai replacing creatives, the reason this "Tiffany Sloan" is stealing other comedians' jokes is because Ai can't write jokes. LLMs are built on anticipating what word or piece of information you're looking for and comedy is built on surprise. Also, Christ what a weird fetish...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the life of me, I cannot believe we've reached the point of decline in which people think something like gang rape is actually up for debate. Soulless ghouls, every last one of them.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of the best films from one of the best genre screenwriters of all time. When we talk Ozsploitation we're mostly talking about three people: George Miller, Brian Trenchard Smith, and writer Everette De Roche, who wrote this, HARLEQUIN, PATRICK, RAZORBACK, THE QUEST, LINK, LONG WEEKEND & more.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everette would likely swoon hearing you say that.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Couldn't tell you. Only thing I can guess is that there are characters like Ghost Rider that they don't want to be locked in with their current lore/iteration.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Crazy day to be wearing this shirt.
A t-shirt reading SINK THE RICH as a killer whale attacks a yacht.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Aww The Denver Broncos
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's got additional encounters, but I can't recall if it's the Gryphon Hill stuff or not. Been a few years since I last ran it.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
B&G's Legendary Edition of Curse of Strahd is hands down one of the greatest gaming accessories ever created. If you've ever wanted to run Strahd (or run it again) there is literally no better way to run it. And it is almost never on sale. All of B&G's accessories rule & are worth the pretty penny.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Billy Crystal has a new show in previews that looks pretty great.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I laughed so hard that Jess asked me to read (and sing) it to her. Now the song is stuck in her head, you monster!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s Utah. They weren’t gonna go hard on Halloween anyway.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mad respect. I gotta try this.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was expecting this. During the pandemic, people leaned HARD into the holidays. They went big and started early. When people are brought low by life, they seek joy in the wholesomeness of the holidays. I expect this season to be full of bad news and big holiday blowouts. Hard to be mad about that.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I appear to be running in different circles and can't find context. Who is this?
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bigger than Jesus is a great fucking joke.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She can, but she can’t always get down. So sometimes I have to carry her back down.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She LOVES her backyard and gets excited every time we take her over. The second floor has carpet and she loses her mind and zoomies all over when she goes upstairs.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep. On and off since 93.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No. But there was a “Don’t add anything outside of Strange and we’ll figure the connections later.” And when I talked to Feige about AoS, he hadn’t even watched it.
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Nick The Time Miser @nscottg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
random , Amazon is running a 2 UHD for 25 an Black Phone 2 is on there www.amazon.com/promotion/ps...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Timeline Cleanse
Nyx laying on an outdoor couch, chin resting on the back of the cushion.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You won’t find any argument here. The way they wove the episodes into Winter Soldier was fucking amazing. Hints at betrayal one week. Winter Soldier drops. And the next week SHIELD is in Shambles. Never seen anything like it in pop culture.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MTG Commander is great for that.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s all internal Politics.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, I have no knowledge outside of the fandom. So I have no idea.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Slightly* different doesn’t change the plot or major movements of the ending.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing about the MCU is that the big events they adapted always were adapted differently. Civil War wasn’t like the comics. Neither was the Infinity Gauntlet saga. But DOOMSDAY is shaping up to 100% be the comic intro to SECRET WARS and its weird already knowing the structure and end to the film.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IYKYK
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that you're back over here. Missed ya, buddy!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday you old bastard. Time to write a song about how fucking old you are.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So much so I needed to stop and figure out what it really fucking said...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🙌
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