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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿

@criterrrr.bsky.social
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STAY SILLY. ✨ i make sounds and colorful messes and whenever i can i will grow things. friend to skunks and lichen. i refuse to get depressed by a computer i can do that good enough myself.

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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'll save so much time, so much free time, so much more time to look at my phone. The only energy I need is from data centers. The only connection I need is 5G.
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hey Google I want everything digitized I wanna be in a simulation I hope I never see another human again Normal, predictable, I hope I never say something new. Easy. Effectient.
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Growth takes time. Trust the process. Slow down to speed up. Slow down and b r e a t h. Don't be afraid to pause. Everyone is welcome here. Just try. That's enough. Your best is enough. You are enough.
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
With cow herds at a 75 year low and flesh eating worms coming for us, it's feeling like a nice day to be a vegetarian. 😬
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
So kind of them to give us 4th of July off so we can mourn in peace 🇺🇸
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 31/05/2025
This is how it’s done! FRIDAY: South Park, San Diego, neighbors weren’t having it. When ICE rolled up on an Italian restaurant in unmarked cars and started grabbing workers, the community hit the streets. (Sound up)
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
is it weird to like the taste of 9 volt batteries
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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bennett
@ImagineAGuy
guy who only knew jesus
professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our
CARPENTER???
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Danielle @uncertaingnome.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
✨️ Oh. You've encountered the mystical moon-eyed cat. ✨️ What will you do: a. run swiftly away. Those eyes have seen horrors, & I won't be next. b. try to strike a bargain. She seems to know the secrets of the world. c. psp psp psp. Maybe I can pet her tummy. It's said to bring good fortune.
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Weird 🤔
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Damn alright rules are rules! Oh hey I forgot mine can I borrow yours?
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
What are you referring to?
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
go ahead. make those sloppy joe nachos. sloppy nachjoes, if you will. it's the future and we've enabled free will.
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
How can I help? Here's some actions that aren't protesting or voting. ✨❤️ drive.google.com/file/d/1WCj7...
drive.google.com
How Can I Help?.pdf
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 18/02/2025
True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow. The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?" When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Here are some nice mushrooms 💋
A family of thick-stemmed enoki mushrooms with slippery caps and illuminated gills grow off the side of a dark log. As you read this a blown kiss smacks your forehead 💋 

All photos by me
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🍁🇨🇦🍁 Ear Found Sounds 🍁🇨🇦🍁 @switchmark.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
A cartoon frog wearing a straw hat and overalls stands in a field of tall grass, holding a shovel. The frog is speaking to an audience through a speech bubble that reads “Compost the Oligarchy.”
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Tiny dancer! Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
Black and white photo of a stout middle aged woman with dark hair standing outside on a scrubby dead lawn. She is leaning forward and holding the forepaws of a shorthaired tabby cat so that it is “dancing” with her on its hind legs. She seems to be smiling at the cat and maybe talking to it.
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Thanks it really clicked for me one day! It truly is like a 100% literal description for me.
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Best way I can describe ADHD is it's like your soul is itchy
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Fun fact, did you know cassowary eggs are lime green?
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Itching to plant something dammit
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Love how apparently the long term take away from COVID shutdowns was "wow it's great not having any sort of infrastructure, maintenance, upkeep, or development for our public spaces and services. Can't wait to go back to just barely keeping the lights on with a skeleton crew"
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
forehead kisses for everyone 🍰
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm so in that I'm already there
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
😉
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🌿☀️critter☀️🌿 @criterrrr.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Putting mayonnaise on eggs feels like some sort of threat
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 14/02/2025
We know it’s tempting to give into cynicism or despair right now. So let us tell you what keeps us going: We are in daily communication with Members of Congress and senior staff who want to see a unified opposition as well. They are fighting on the inside to build that opposition. 🧵
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Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Oops 😬
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 06/02/2025
Please plan a visit to your nearest US Senate office to push senators to stand up against Trump’s lawless overreach. Your ask will be slightly different if your senator is a Democrat or Republican. We put together a toolkit with everything you need to know: indivisi.org...
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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SR @srme.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/KJ...
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50 PROTESTS - 50 STATES - 1 DAY #50501 - 2/5/25 - YOUR STATE CAPITOL Can't Travel? Your Country Still Needs You! Participate Wherever You Are; Check the Community Highlights for Info!
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
a double dog dare is how you got those two wolves inside you in the first place
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