Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 19hI got a call that woke me at 8am, which is never good. My uncle died. He was my mum's last sibling alive (she's one of four) and she advocated tirelessly for him after a brain injury, and (after his wife died) has visited him every day in his care home. I don't know what more can happen this year. 100
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026days like today are why i hate going to hospital. i've had a condition for 20 years. i KNOW it is that condition. today's consultant decided to try and persuade me i didn't, couldn't tell me a justifiable alternative, and also casually dropped another condition that showed on my mri without warning. 100
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i fear ts x max martin/shellback songs aren't for me, sadly. i'm glad for anyone enjoying the tloas era, but (just for my taste) even the weaker songs on ttpd were miles better than this. but that's ok! i'm glad someone likes them and her being happy is cute. can't enjoy every flavour of everything! 000
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just had a phonecall from ENT, who (for various insanely complicated and multi-departmental reasons) might want me to have a lumbar puncture, and this is my number one medical phobia of all time, as they've never been able to do one successfully before. I am so so so fucking tired of everything. 111
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Good luck to anyone who gets my organs if I die unexpectedly, because I have a strong feeling you will somehow inherit through osmosis my pathological love for any Jim Steinman song, as this is also how I was raised. (Also, I'm an Aries, so have fun with your new feral personality.) 000
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cracked it, Swifties. Morse code for zero is 5 dashes, which, written down, looks like a five letter word. _ _ _ _ _ You know what is a five letter word? Clown. (ilu all this is said with affection) 010
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My favourite show is Hannibal, named for a killer who becomes fascinated with taunting an FBI agent who (after actually losing his mind from said games) sort of wants to be left alone but is obsessed with him in return and can't stop playing the game. Beginning to think Taylor Swift would beat him. 040
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Been in hospital ten hours now, and still waiting for a CT scan. I only went to the GP this morning, thinking it would be routine. I think I'm going to be here all night, in a chair. No sleep, no pain relief, no food, no drink, just lonely and sad. I want to go home. I don't want this to be my life. 310
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026£600 later, he has a urine infection. he has to to be on antibiotics for two weeks, and the tablets are the size of a house. even half a tablet has to be broken into three bits. he can sense crushed up pills in food, so i have to force them down him, and i hate it. can things stop being so much. :( 000
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026took my cat to the vet this morning, as he was lethargic and hadn't eaten/drank in 24 hours. i hoped it was an infection or upset stomach, but they think this bladder is a little larger than normal, so they've kept him in to do tests. i just cried when i left him. i need him to be ok. he's my boy. 000
Reposted by Laura 🩸Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up. 503688759
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i need leslie odom jr to STOP because watching him in hamilton from the front row? a religious experience. age has nuanced his portrayal of burr perfectly. he cries after the duel and it is an emotional gutpunch. his comedy is a delight. his voice richer. his comfort in the role, deeper. perfection. 010
Reposted by Laura 🩸Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP 64120373684
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was my first introduction to queer coded media. I loved The Worst Witch books as a kid, and his camp scene-stealing turn as The Grand Wizard in the film, spoke to something in a young me that didn't even know what queer was, just that I was someone else, other, different. RIP, my icon. 020
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i am supposedly travelling to london tomorrow to see leslie odom jr in hamilton, and then back on thursday, on the train. let's play guess exactly which two days are going to be affected by thunderstorms and flash flooding, which we all know never messes with our indestructible rail network. 😐 000
Reposted by Laura 🩸Mike Sakasegawa @sakeriver.com · 25/08/2026When a good and decent person leaves this world, I think the best thing we can do to honor them is to try to put even more goodness and decency into the world. It's not that we can replace them or their contribution. It's just that we need it all the more now that they're gone. 51644754
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026get up, fight to stay awake, try to eat/drink for blood sugar and dehydration, have to nap, get up, fight to stay awake, try to eat/drink, try to spend an hour watching tv so something happens outside my own head, have to sleep, get up, drink, go to bed, repeat, every 24 hours. this isn't living. 100
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i have no clue what to do atm. i was diagnosed with sleep apnoea, and have been using a cpap machine. i am religiously sticking to it, and my numbers are good. but i just can't stay awake. at all. i could sleep 20 hours a day easily. it's really terrifying me, as i want a life. i want to do things. 110
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I realise I'm in Wales, but to send an government emergency alert entirely in Welsh first, instead of Welsh/Engish at the same time??? I only extrapolated it wasn't an emergency because of 'barbeciwiau' but imagine it was??? English didn't arrive until several minutes later. Cheers for that! 210
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Played with my cat today, and took many unflattering photos of him. I was about to delete one, until I zoomed in and saw HIS TINY TEEFERS. LOOK AT THEM. I AM VERKLEMPT. 020
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026tw: cancer my mum just called. my cousin (who is like a second daughter to her) has a collapsed lung, out of nowhere. she's had an urgent scan and they think it's fluid on the lungs, a blood clot, or cancer. my mum is beside herself. i don't know why my family gets hit so hard by everything. fuck. 200
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026TIL that the recurring nemesis in my life (perimenopause) which has made the last year a game of 'where has my personality gone?' and pops out every day like a semi-credible batman villain, could be the cause of my worsening frozen shoulders and sciatica??? is there anything this bitch doesn't ruin?static.klipy.comJanagaraj's Unique Walk with a BoxAlt: a man walking with a limp, dragging one leg like it is a dead weight, and holding onto his butt cheek as though in pain. aka me right now. 100
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i hate people i hate the summer holidays i want to live somewhere quiet i am losing my mind kids are outside screaming for 12 hours a day and some selfish fuck just stood outside with his untrained barking dog and having a loud chat while making no effort to control it and scaring my cat to death 200
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comNot Saying Mother for a Minute ChallengeALT: Not Saying Mother for a Minute Challenge 000
Reposted by Laura 🩸elizabeth @lizznotliz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026LiveJournal, I miss you every day. 💔 02614
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"I love you more than the world can contain in its lonely and ramshackle head." Sufjan, the poet that you are. 010
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I know Morrissey is a total tool, but nothing punches me in the gut as hard as the simplicity of: "last night I dreamt that somebody loved me." 010
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night." I try and live by this. 000
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Still don't think a greater depiction of love-making exists than this. I know it's been quoted (and covered) to death but, to me, it stands alone. "And remember when I moved in you, the holy dove was moving too, and every breath we drew was Hallelujah." 110
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Too many to cite, as I'd be quoting this all day, but I always come back to this. "Forget your perfect offering. There's a crack in everything; that's how the light gets in." 000
Reposted by Laura 🩸Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector 376198523827
Reposted by Laura 🩸Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026who called it The Vampire Lestat and not Cunt Dracula 41276317
Reposted by Laura 🩸Lee Savage @leesavage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Kevin Keegan: he hated fascists 211893592
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026arguably not the best mission impossible movie, HOWEVER, tom cruise (yes he is problematic but he is my beautiful son) is truly insane in this like there has never been a more attractive face on screen i will hear zero counter argument. absolutely generational face card. 000
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026my childhood claim to 'fame' that my mum keeps telling me about was, apparently, being told i was a beautiful baby by kevin keegan, when my mum met him while out walking with my pram. hard to say just how much of an icon he was in the toon, so a sad day for me and my fellow geordies. rip, fella. 🖤🤍 000
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026my friend went to a menopause gym class today. the teacher not only assumed she had a baby (triggering, when she had a life-saving hysterectomy at 32) but also OUTED a non-binary attendee, telling the class they "had all the equipment." (implying afab status.) a complaint is in, but.. i hate people. 210
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i'm sad about tvl, as i waited two years for it, and i actually... don't want to watch it? every part i see is such bad writing, compared to iwtv. i get that it's a different (and hard to adapt) book and different narrator, i really do. (and miss me with gratuitous torture of black characters, jfc.) 000
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i am going to a throwback showing of inception at the cinema tomorrow, and spain are in the world cup final. is this... 2010???? 010
Laura 🩸 @criminalbiscuit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026i'm so over this miserable heatwave bullshit. any chronic illness feels a billion times worse in this weather, and i have my fair share of those to juggle, without the struggle of constantly feeling like i'm camped at death's door in a box with no airholes. and we have another 5 days to go. kill me. 000
Reposted by Laura 🩸JayDraws🪐🇨🇦 [waitlist open] @jayjaythejetplane.bsky.social · 20/10/2024For tumblr request/prompt #hangster #sereshaw dogfight football . #topgun #fanart 0137
Reposted by Laura 🩸Starling @starlingdust.bsky.social · 03/01/2026yesterday i got hypnotised by his sad doe eyes and was possessed by the spirit of art to paint them immediately #starlingart #topgun 1118
Reposted by Laura 🩸laura @ mica art market @lauraillustrates.bsky.social · 18/06/2026bread!!!!! 7914336