Reposted by archy barky the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/10/2026wow! honored to have the first poste to reach 200 billion likes 516210
Reposted by archy barkyNaraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 25/09/2026if you look like this, call me immediately 1194
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026probably a good idea to also visit the closest arcade where you can sometimes find a guy with a van full of military grade signals intelligence and signals obfuscation devices, i have learned in my travels 001
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think i'd smoke a whole vape that morning, and 1 weed and then I'd grab my gun and take a shower and make breakfast and then start boobytrapping my house and planning the parts i would need for a fully articulating robotic body double of myself to live in my home while i sneak off to a safe house 100
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026imagine waking up one day and the news on TV is like "hey you, yea no you specifically, here's why your threat model now includes the IDF and mossad" and ur just some dude with moderate popularity but not like, fight and die for you level popularity... like damb 110
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's gotta be absolutely fucked up to be hasan or mamdani right now :/ like imagine the worlds most genocidal maniac in control of absurd amounts of very lethal resources is crashing out at the UN about you and you're like a local politician or a fuckin twitch streamer, like what would you even do?? 110
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026abso, we should not overload the term hallucination to also mean "when a computer spits out text with inaccuracies" just call it an error like with any other program, or a failure case, inacurate response, idk whatever just something other than "hallucination" 010
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bursting through the door at xhibit's house with a beat up toyota: "YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE REMODELLING PEOPLE'S SHITTY OLD CARS FOR FREE??" 011
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026at this point the only president im willing to vote for is 9/11. #9/11forpresident 111
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026did you know godzillas use their fire breath to melt all their boogers out hands-free because their arms are too short to pick their noses? i mean it's like, yeah like, what else are they gonna do? and see that's why godzillas are better than people like you and me. 021
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026why was everybody afraid of 6 7? (bc secretly, deep down, they all knew that 6 7 ate) 022
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026tittyfucking my girlfriend but not in the way you're thinkin... 111
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This Just In: eric andre with a hangdun voted most influencial account of bsky 011
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026so do we all see it now, yet??? fucks sake... PLEASE baby jebis tell me that there is nobody remaining in the US of Aye who hasn't connected the dots that the reason all these dem estb ppl are talkin about hasan piker is bc AIPAC is paying them to talk about hasan piker, and that that's a bad thing. 010
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026counting every poste? shiiii, at LEAST 900 trillion (im also counting bugs and animals who shit) 000
Reposted by archy barky the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 23/09/2026please help if you can!!!!! 0106
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025an equisapien girl with a 13 inch dick and the ability to rip doors off cars would _so_ fix like my whole thing 022
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 24/04/2025give an Equisapien woman a sword, and she'll successfully overthrow the US government in a day, but *teach* an Equisapien woman to sword? and she'll have unlimited swords for the rest of her life. 031
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026ignorance is how we got here you can't fight an enemy that you don't even realize yet is an enemy and if you keep on not fighting, it wont just be me who dies, it'll be you too. 000
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026but obviously tho, a person who takes the time to learn about an important topic even if they can't contribute directly to tangible efforts to solve that problem, has still done more for the cause than someone who never takes the time to learn about important topics 101
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026they choose ignorance because they are afraid of having to fight back, or afraid of being seen as morally inferior for not fighting back at some level i think they justify it to themselves based on the notion that if they don't know enough about a given topic, then nobody can judge them as harshly 100
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026once you realize liberals don't actually *want* to know the truth about anything, they actually *prefer* comforting half truths and make believe, it all kinda makes a lot more sense cause you see, if they took the time to learn, to know, but failed to act- then they'd be seen by others as bad/evil 100
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026but I suppose running away from and ignoring challenging and uncomfortable topics does still require thinking, in some sense? 100
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026every single liberal who i tried to warn about the heritage foundation and project 2025 when biden was still in office treated me like i was full on bat shit q-anon, with 0 interest in learning more or fighting back ignorance is the staple of liberal 'thought', if it can even really be called that 1153
Reposted by archy barkydonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Don’t forget to take a break from feeling bad about the world to feel bad about yourself 314029
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026like sure, taxing them is better than not taxing them, but it's not going to make anything tangibly better for any of us, we gotta deal with the root of the problem, we need to get rid of money entirely. 012
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026taxing billionaires while they're trying to literally kill as many of us as possible is like trying to fight a tornado with a baseball bat... 114
Reposted by archy barkyI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026I know a lot of people are really eager to section off ICE and Border Patrol as uniquely pernicious forms of law enforcement but it’s simply impossible to disentangle what we’re seeing from ICE with policing in any honest way. 9295116
Reposted by archy barkysourceress @sourceress.music · 06/09/2026"the things we never said" out now on bandcamp: sourceress.bandcamp.com/track/the-th... and soundcloud: soundcloud.com/sourceress_m... #MusicSkysourceress.bandcamp.comthe things we never said, by sourceresstrack by sourceress 3176
Reposted by archy barkyGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026courts ruled that the US constitution gives no right to clean water or accurate information from officials, but does give the right to create CSAM with genAI the document is meaningless because fascists in robes can just say whatever, and our system of government is both illusory and illegitimate 415743
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This Just In: eric andre with a hangdun voted most influencial account of bsky 011
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026enough with this pre-mordial soup nonsense 001
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i can understand why everyone went with petra n all... but, a betther world is possible! 000
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026*outstretches my arm, each finger gradually less curled than the next, as if to beckon to you, swoopy bangs swoopin, eyeliner Thicc, and then i whisper gently*: "are you ready?" 010
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026like for all the epstein people for instance, and tiny elong who was not cool enough to go to the island but still obviously desperately wanted to and it's very clear from publicly available information why he wanted to... and people like that in general— flingy flingy 020
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026im not sure precisely where to the draw the line, and i don't think i should be the one to decide. i do think we should give everyone the opportunity to make ammends where possible and to demonstrate that they've changed and are trying their best now, but at a certain point u need a Big trebuchet... 120
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i also think everyone is always technically* on some lvl capable of change, given certain experiences and circumstances for them to go thru but it's like, there's no way currently or probably ever to know which specific experiences a person would need to have in order to be less harmful to others 130
![alien professor shuffling casually thru their filing cabinets: "ahhh yes, Earth... here it is, so Earth used to be populated by many species but one in particular we'll look at today, 'humans' as they called themselves or 'idiots' as we call them around here [students all chuckle] so rule #1 of bein a species don't murder your home planet amiright? [students all erupt in laughter because it is so painfully glaringly obvious and didn't need to be explained]
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