Reposted by archy barky the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/10/2026wow! honored to have the first poste to reach 200 billion likes 516210
Reposted by archy barkyNaraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 25/09/2026if you look like this, call me immediately 1194
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's gotta be absolutely fucked up to be hasan or mamdani right now :/ like imagine the worlds most genocidal maniac in control of absurd amounts of very lethal resources is crashing out at the UN about you and you're like a local politician or a fuckin twitch streamer, like what would you even do?? 110
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026abso, we should not overload the term hallucination to also mean "when a computer spits out text with inaccuracies" just call it an error like with any other program, or a failure case, inacurate response, idk whatever just something other than "hallucination" 010
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bursting through the door at xhibit's house with a beat up toyota: "YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE REMODELLING PEOPLE'S SHITTY OLD CARS FOR FREE??" 011
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026at this point the only president im willing to vote for is 9/11. #9/11forpresident 111
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026did you know godzillas use their fire breath to melt all their boogers out hands-free because their arms are too short to pick their noses? i mean it's like, yeah like, what else are they gonna do? and see that's why godzillas are better than people like you and me. 021
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026why was everybody afraid of 6 7? (bc secretly, deep down, they all knew that 6 7 ate) 022
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026tittyfucking my girlfriend but not in the way you're thinkin... 111
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This Just In: eric andre with a hangdun voted most influencial account of bsky 011
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026so do we all see it now, yet??? fucks sake... PLEASE baby jebis tell me that there is nobody remaining in the US of Aye who hasn't connected the dots that the reason all these dem estb ppl are talkin about hasan piker is bc AIPAC is paying them to talk about hasan piker, and that that's a bad thing. 010
Reposted by archy barky the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 23/09/2026please help if you can!!!!! 0106
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025an equisapien girl with a 13 inch dick and the ability to rip doors off cars would _so_ fix like my whole thing 022
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 24/04/2025give an Equisapien woman a sword, and she'll successfully overthrow the US government in a day, but *teach* an Equisapien woman to sword? and she'll have unlimited swords for the rest of her life. 031
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026every single liberal who i tried to warn about the heritage foundation and project 2025 when biden was still in office treated me like i was full on bat shit q-anon, with 0 interest in learning more or fighting back ignorance is the staple of liberal 'thought', if it can even really be called that 1153
Reposted by archy barkydonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Don’t forget to take a break from feeling bad about the world to feel bad about yourself 314029
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026taxing billionaires while they're trying to literally kill as many of us as possible is like trying to fight a tornado with a baseball bat... 114
Reposted by archy barkyI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026I know a lot of people are really eager to section off ICE and Border Patrol as uniquely pernicious forms of law enforcement but it’s simply impossible to disentangle what we’re seeing from ICE with policing in any honest way. 9297118
Reposted by archy barkysourceress @sourceress.music · 06/09/2026"the things we never said" out now on bandcamp: sourceress.bandcamp.com/track/the-th... and soundcloud: soundcloud.com/sourceress_m... #MusicSkysourceress.bandcamp.comthe things we never said, by sourceresstrack by sourceress 3176
Reposted by archy barkyGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026courts ruled that the US constitution gives no right to clean water or accurate information from officials, but does give the right to create CSAM with genAI the document is meaningless because fascists in robes can just say whatever, and our system of government is both illusory and illegitimate 415743
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This Just In: eric andre with a hangdun voted most influencial account of bsky 011
Reposted by archy barkyarchy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026enough with this pre-mordial soup nonsense 001
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i can understand why everyone went with petra n all... but, a betther world is possible! 000
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026*outstretches my arm, each finger gradually less curled than the next, as if to beckon to you, swoopy bangs swoopin, eyeliner Thicc, and then i whisper gently*: "are you ready?" 010
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026at this point the only president im willing to vote for is 9/11. #9/11forpresident 111
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026call me crazy or whatevs, but when someone poisons the food, abducts and deports and murders your neighbors, blows up innocent school children and fishermen, covers up for sex crimes against children, etc etc- we should absolutely 100% stop wasting time and just kill those motherfuckers. 100
Reposted by archy barkysabrina, ghastly cyberdoll @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026every woman should have a really big knife 47422
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026not to yuck your yum or anything but if u took all the sweet out of apple flavor it would just be cat piss flavor 020
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026well look man its like i always say, too cheech theyre chown 010
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026they're focused on hasan piker because they know most of his viewers, altho their views tend to align with the left, are not terribly educated about actual leftist politics and theory (at least, yet) and so, probably can't defend their views as easily or articulate why they believe something 100
archy barky @crimedogs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026just got back from the transition lens store and boy am i disappointed 000
![alien professor shuffling casually thru their filing cabinets: "ahhh yes, Earth... here it is, so Earth used to be populated by many species but one in particular we'll look at today, 'humans' as they called themselves or 'idiots' as we call them around here [students all chuckle] so rule #1 of bein a species don't murder your home planet amiright? [students all erupt in laughter because it is so painfully glaringly obvious and didn't need to be explained]
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