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Alberto Mondolonga Hernasqua

@crepiscular.bsky.social
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Artist, dog lover, comedian, writer, painter. My pronouns are gamer/gamer/he/him

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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 19h
Just one little bite…? 🥦 BONUS Panel below! 👇
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Time
Comic of a puppy saying "I'm going to draw so many cool things!" Only to be stopped by metaphorical time
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Prescription
comic about a puppy getting a prescription. Basil is writing down the instructions on his phone, but the bunny doctor says; "Oh! You don't need to write it on your phone. I will write down the instructions for you on the prescription." But it is later revealed that the doctor's handwriting is intelligible
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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Alberto Mondolonga Hernasqua @crepiscular.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Skromp
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Golden record
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Carl Sagan and a scientist colleague look into space, watching Voyager 1 (an unmanned space device designed to float eternally away from earth) fly into deep space. Sagan says, “well, away she goes. The next big step in extraterrestrial contact.” Panel 2: he asks his colleague, “what album did you decide to put on it?” Panel 3: Voyager 1 drifts away, earth shrinking in the distance. Attached to the spacecraft is a CD copy of Gucci Mane - Trap Story. The album cover is absolutely insane and designed to looked like a Toy Story spoof with a ton of jewelry and a trap house in the background.At the far end of the universe, 24 shnillion years from now: two bizarre aliens stand next to each other and listen to a CD player. One says, “dang, this goes hard.”
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Peace
comic about a puppy scrolling on a phone and saying; "I don't like this ship/character/art/post/comment etc" and blocking + muting words before putting the phone down and enjoying nature
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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waifu @waifuarts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look at them (please)
Sheet of sticker doodles of a peculiar pink character wearing a blue shirt and has a green sprout on his round head. Drawn in a bunch of different emotions and activities sometimes with little phrases
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big thanks to Beetle Moses for blessing my book with this guest comic. Get the book HERE ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
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More silence

"Professor?"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better idea
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'The great green sweep' - my last big aerial embroidery (except the moorland one) until ~February as I'll be focussing booked on commissions until January. I'll still be doing small projects 😊 You can read the full details of this landscape on my site: victoriaroserichards.co.uk/work/green-m...
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts green meadows, crop fields, tilled earth and groups of trees.A close-up of an aerial view embroidered landscape. It shows sheep in a rough meadow.Pools in a flooded field and a farmer tilling a meadow for crops - a cloud of gulls following!
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Option C: Back my kickstarter 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Momonga
comic about Chiikawas featuring a puppy chiikawa named Basil looking repulsed while a flying squirrel named Momonga asks him; "Hey you! Tell me I'm cute!" 

the next panel is a close up of Momonga looking ugly
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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🔥🗡️ MoriBOO! 👻🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐾 @moriblu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just LOVE being neurodivergent sometimes 🙃😅
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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Nadia Menze @cartoostrophal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heute ist Tag 4 mit dem Thema "Hormone" beim #Femtober 🍂🖌️der Neuen Mannheimer Schule. Wer von euch macht mit? Liste der Stichworte siehe Kommentare 👀
Der Cartoon besteht aus zwei Bildteilen, die einander gegenübergestellt werden. Oben geht es um die Frauen, unten um die Männer. Über der gesamten Darstellung steht als Überschrift:
„PROBLEME IN EINER BEZIEHUNG AUF DEN GRUND GEHEN“
Im oberen Bild ist eine Frau vor einer großen Tafel zu sehen. Auf der Tafel hängen verschiedene Fotos von Personen und Dokumenten. Diese sind durch zahlreiche rote Linien miteinander verbunden, ähnlich wie bei einer kriminalistischen Ermittlungswand. Zusätzlich stehen dort verschiedene mathematische Formeln, Zahlen und Notizen. Die Frau schreibt mit einem Stift weitere Informationen auf die Tafel und versucht offenbar, die Ursachen von Beziehungsproblemen systematisch zu ermitteln. Über der Tafel steht groß:
„FRAUEN“
Im unteren Bild ist ein Mann zu sehen, der einen Zettel in der Hand hält. Darauf steht lediglich:
„SIE HAT HORMONE“
Über ihm steht:
„MÄNNER“
Der Mann wirkt dabei zufrieden und unbeschwert. Im Gegensatz zur Frau beschäftigt er sich also nicht mit zahlreichen möglichen Ursachen, sondern gibt eine sehr einfache Erklärung für das Verhalten seiner Partnerin.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My book signing tour starts this week! Posting links to all of the events in order below: 👇
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Endless corruption.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Resident puppy
drawing comic of a puppy named Basil saying; "Ah, my throat kinda hurts...But I'm sure it's nothing serious!" only to turn into a resident evil zombie 1 week later saying; "Aw man.. I'm out of sick days"
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy little accidents
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO
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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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Ryan Rds. @rdstonowhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good Lore’d. Do you have a name for my characters at all? I have like 3 and dont use any of them.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuddles
comic about two puppies named Oregano and Basil cuddling. Basil says; "I love you, Oregano" to Oregano in the first panel. the second panel, Basil says; "I wish I could latch onto your flesh and merge with you like a Ceratioidei(deep sea anglerfish)" much to Oregano's discomfort and dismay
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not Prince Hamlet
p1: “Everyone is the main protagonist of their own story.”

p2: “Except for me.”

p3: “I’m just a tertiary character here to add texture and realism to the setting.”

p4: “I pick up the protagonist’s poop.”

(The protagonist is a dog named Hammy, “I am not Prince Hamlet” refers to a line from T.S. Eliot’s ‘The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’)
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