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Roy Baddie

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Working on a non-nutrative cereal varnish.

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 6h
To celebrate hitting 10K Instagram followers, all orders over ten thousand dollars are 10% off.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why the fuck is congress making laws limiting college athletes ability to make money? Don't they have better shit to tend to?
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Drusilla Adeline (aka Sister Hyde) @sisterhyde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thrilled to announce that Joshua Conkel and myself have recorded a new Bloodhaus commentary for @arrowvideo.bsky.social on their new 4K edition of Bob Clark's immortal classic BLACK CHRISTMAS!!!! Outrageously honored to yap over one of the scariest movies ever made. Bring Billy home this xmas
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Drusilla Adeline (aka Sister Hyde) @sisterhyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In Burbank, it has Risen First ever standee design is now up at the AMC 16 in Burbank. Ken Russell's The Devils. In theaters Oct 16.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 22/09/2026
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Brennan Lee Mulligan: I've Got Your Back
ALT: Brennan Lee Mulligan: I've Got Your Back
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is it possible that the AI companies (knowing that they'll never make money) are crying wolf hoping the government will nationalize them and they can get rid of their debt?
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Drusilla Adeline (aka Sister Hyde) @sisterhyde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Troy Aikman is starting to look like Shooter McGavin.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Years ago I trashed a 27" Trinitron. I'm still kicking myself.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Kenneth Parcell's 'That's Neat!' Moment
ALT: Kenneth Parcell's 'That's Neat!' Moment
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This day has taken an unfortunate turn.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
By Bashir Sultani
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Americans would rather use the imperial measurement system than go to therapy.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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David Rose: I Don't Want Any Of That
ALT: David Rose: I Don't Want Any Of That
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
never forget: "capitalism is meritocracy" is a lie perpetuated by wealthy, talentless assholes who need your skill and labor to sustain their lifestyle choices. they need you to internalize that wealth equals merit so that you will blame yourself for "not working hard enough" while they suck you dry
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What are the chances Trump loses interest in Greenland because the equal earth map shows its actual size and it's much smaller than he thought?
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have seen 69 of the 75 listed here. (nice) www.popularmechanics.com/culture/movi...
popularmechanics.com
Best 75 Sci Fi Movies Ever
Get those Netflix queues ready
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Step 1: eat a bowl of pumpkin spice cheerios Step 2: Step 3: profit Step 4: put the cereal milk in your coffee.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cops: we'll fire you if you use the flock cameras inappropriately, but you can maim protesters as much as you'd like.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This Meta settlement is a joke. They caused harm to millions and the penalty is less than 3 months of their NET profit. It provides absolutely no incentive to not be shitbirds in the future (for Meta or any other company).
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey Roko, come at me bro. Yeah, bring your fucking clanker basilisk, I don't give a fuck.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make a band bigger: André 30,000
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Geordi, you fucking incel.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Saturn's rings wipe in TNG's opening credits is still so cool.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who cleans up all the jizz in the holodeck? Maybe they just beam it out into space. Oh god, is that what the interstellar medium is?
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We're much closer to living under christian sharia law than communism.
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Call my daughter Joseph 'cause she always be stallin'
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm also very dutiful.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
American Cyclo. (As in 'spora.) This is terrible.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thought this was an Onion headline at first.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nothing against Ms. Qualley but this has me imagining the original POSSESSION with Andie MacDowell in the lead and I think you should try imagining that for a second, as a treat.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ok. Got two YouTube vids that are a brilliant wrap up to the World Cup. Men in Blazers interviews with John Oliver and then with Jon Stewart. Just so good! Crying with laughter! 😂😂😂 youtu.be/0MTMJbSJHK4?...
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John Oliver Explains Why England's Football Team Will Always Break Your Heart
YouTube video by Men in Blazers
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm having a mint julep for breakfast. This is @altonbrown.bsky.social's fault.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What's next for Graham Platner? Rumors circulate that he's being considered for the lead role in a Wilford Brimley biopic.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm sorry, but Count Binface doesn't have the gravitas of Lord Buckethead.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Spoilers for death stranding 2 (sort of...ish...) Oh, I get it he was halLOUcinating the whole time.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fire and Ash was...fine.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/07/2026
Holes xkcd.com/3266/
Comic: Holes. Elevation is to scale relative to sea level and ground level. Land shapes and horizontal distances are not to scale. [Lines for every 1k meters starting from -12k up to +4k: Bingham Canyon Mine (US), Veryovkina Cave (Georgia), MPONENG Gold Mine (South Africa), Sanford Laboratory (US), Giant Crystal Cave (Mexico), Derinkugo Underground City (Turkey), WIPP (US), Restof Salt Mine, with an arrow pointing at the bottom that reads “oops” (US), San Andreas Fault Observatory Borehole (US) CFB North Bay (Canada), Woodingdean Water Well (dug by hand) (United Kingdom), Diefen-Bunker (Canada), Deep Underground Command Center (Canceled in 1965) (US), Lake Peigneu, with another oops arrow next to it (US), Sydney Opera House Parking (Australia), Onkalo Spent Nuclear Fuel Repository (Finland), Hudson River, Delaware Aqueduct (US), Raven Rock (US), Wieliczka and Bochina Salt Mines (Poland), Atchison Storage Facility (US), Snolab (Canada), Detroit Salt Mine (US), Hongyancun Subway Station (China), Nuclear Test Shafts (North Korea), Super Kamiokande Neutrino Detector (Japan), Gran Sasso Laboratory (Italy), Peak above Gran Sasso, Modane Laboratory (France), Peak above Modane Laboratory, Gotthard Tunnel (Switzerland), Peak above Cheyenne Bunker and Gotthard Tunnel, Cheyenne Mountain Bunker (US), Kola Superdeep Borehole (Russia) - deepest artificial point below surface at -11917m, Lake Baikal (Russia), sediments under Lake Baikal, IDDP-2 Borehole (Iceland), Dead Sea (multiple countries), Ryfylke Tunnel (Norway), Pantal Remis Mine with another oops arrow (Malaysia), Great Blue Hole (Belize), Joides Resolution Expedition 307 (Atlantic Ocean), Deepwater Horizon Borehole (Gulf of Mexico) - deepest artificial point below sea level at -11944m, Glomar Challenger Hole 504B (Pacific Ocean), Mohole (Pacific Ocean), Joides Resolution Expedition 329 (Pacific Ocean), Mariana Trench (Pacific Ocean)]
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That moment of panic when you have a chunk of something in your coffee forgetting you had been dunking a donut in there just seconds prior.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
<satire> When will the Supreme Court get their head out of their ass and declare the constitution unconstitutional? </satire>
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Avatar: The Way of Water is a bad movie.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Avatar (2009) is a bad movie.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is there anything better than getting all your zip lines set up in Death Stranding?
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
BREAKING:
Man ejaculated 3 metres out of car after head-on crash

dunedin herald

#BREAKING Man, 32, ejaculated three metres out of a car after a head-on collision with a farm fence.
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Roy Baddie @creep86er.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
PSA: If you're watching the Le Mans 24h, mute your TV and put on @radiolemans.bsky.social .
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