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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump: "We're going to be signing a document renaming artificial intelligence to Super Intelligence. We will also be renaming measles to Happy Rash, the White House to Mar-a-Lago North, the Constitution to Trump Toilet Paper, and child rape to Republican Hug."
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Of course not.
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Collin Fisher 🇺🇦 @collinfisherphd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Billionaire Kevin O'leary says two people fighting against data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out it's just two locals and they make a hilarious video calling him out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDy6...
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Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O’Leary Accused Us Of Being Chinese Operatives On Fox News
YouTube video by Elevate Utah
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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No greater deconversion tool than the bible.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My mayor and my future congresswoman. 👍 Roast him, Paige.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’m surprised Kid Rock didn’t perform one of his recent hit songs.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 27/01/2026
I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 26/01/2026
[paraphrase of someone else's story about something else entirely:] ICE RECRUITER: Do you have any Nazi tattoos? ICE RECRUIT: Are they still necessary?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do to stop my simpleminded nephew from destroying your country."
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War A "choleric temper" is characterized by irritability, quickness to anger, a tendency to be hot-tempered, easily provoked and prone to frustration. It's what South Park and Gavin Newsom are doing.
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Rep. Jamie Raskin @raskin.house.gov · 27/06/2025
Eager to soothe Trump’s wounded ego, the Supreme Court ended nationwide injunctions today. Trump is crowing, but this just means we’ll take our smashing wins in 4 district courts and turn them into wins in 94 district courts. People born here are citizens, period.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Auto-blocked before I even knew he was on here. I love this app. 👍
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/03/2025
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Pee always wins.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Whether it's right-wing outlets reporting things that are not true or liberal outlets reporting things that are true, both sides have a reporting problem.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Block block block block block. So many annoying bots in my DMs. 🤬
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies
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