Reposted by TedMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Donald Trump: "We're going to be signing a document renaming artificial intelligence to Super Intelligence. We will also be renaming measles to Happy Rash, the White House to Mar-a-Lago North, the Constitution to Trump Toilet Paper, and child rape to Republican Hug." 42971326
Reposted by TedCollin Fisher 🇺🇦 @collinfisherphd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Billionaire Kevin O'leary says two people fighting against data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out it's just two locals and they make a hilarious video calling him out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDy6...youtube.comShark Tank Billionaire Kevin O’Leary Accused Us Of Being Chinese Operatives On Fox NewsYouTube video by Elevate Utah 52727290
Reposted by TedProfessor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 27/04/2026No greater deconversion tool than the bible. 597117642269
Reposted by TedBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit. 1129224243384
Reposted by TedDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?” 662434195
Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 29/03/2026My mayor and my future congresswoman. 👍 Roast him, Paige. 131
Reposted by TedWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad 9633119613639
Reposted by TedRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I’m surprised Kid Rock didn’t perform one of his recent hit songs. 2883437235
Reposted by TedGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 27/01/2026I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan. 1578467934438
Reposted by TedBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 26/01/2026[paraphrase of someone else's story about something else entirely:] ICE RECRUITER: Do you have any Nazi tattoos? ICE RECRUIT: Are they still necessary? 658964
Reposted by TedMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/12/2025CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.” 372179454449
Reposted by TedMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2025"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do to stop my simpleminded nephew from destroying your country." 15898862531
Reposted by TedCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/08/2025“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War A "choleric temper" is characterized by irritability, quickness to anger, a tendency to be hot-tempered, easily provoked and prone to frustration. It's what South Park and Gavin Newsom are doing. 20970222
Reposted by TedRep. Jamie Raskin @raskin.house.gov · 27/06/2025Eager to soothe Trump’s wounded ego, the Supreme Court ended nationwide injunctions today. Trump is crowing, but this just means we’ll take our smashing wins in 4 district courts and turn them into wins in 94 district courts. People born here are citizens, period. 1124054983
Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Auto-blocked before I even knew he was on here. I love this app. 👍 020
Reposted by Ted𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/03/2025Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas. 27076499415963
Reposted by TedNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Whether it's right-wing outlets reporting things that are not true or liberal outlets reporting things that are true, both sides have a reporting problem. 653525421
Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Block block block block block. So many annoying bots in my DMs. 🤬 0120
Reposted by TedKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies 550255504440