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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump: "We're going to be signing a document renaming artificial intelligence to Super Intelligence. We will also be renaming measles to Happy Rash, the White House to Mar-a-Lago North, the Constitution to Trump Toilet Paper, and child rape to Republican Hug."
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope you were upwind
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Besides that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene
ALT: Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He oughtta know
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Unfortunately the closest Costco to me is 72 miles away 😖
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Homer Warning
ALT: Homer Warning
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Honey trap
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*Larry Hankin as Tom Pepper as Kramer
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Of course not.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
GFY
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sned snittle snoys
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Audience Clapping and Applauding
ALT: Audience Clapping and Applauding
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Someone really should do something about that. Maybe you should call your senator, Chuck.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Honestly, he was right to hassle those horny brats from Angel Beach
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
*ELIMINATE the cap
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s an infomercial. CBS is not concerned about ratings for that time slot.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The repeated re-election of Collins proves that the people in Maine are unable to evaluate your candidates.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
ALT: Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Stone Cold Steve Austin Waiting
ALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin Waiting
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yup
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Same with “asylum”
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
False information reported
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Collin Fisher 🇺🇦 @collinfisherphd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Billionaire Kevin O'leary says two people fighting against data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out it's just two locals and they make a hilarious video calling him out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDy6...
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Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O’Leary Accused Us Of Being Chinese Operatives On Fox News
YouTube video by Elevate Utah
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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No greater deconversion tool than the bible.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Please please please please please
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
As much as I would like this to be true, I don’t hear any boos in the video.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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a man wearing a black sweater is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing a black sweater is making a funny face .
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Linda McMahon will be delighted to hear that Boston students are going to have complete knowledge about the proper use of steak sauce
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Do better
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Unconditional surrender
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My mayor and my future congresswoman. 👍 Roast him, Paige.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My mayor. My future congresswoman. 👍
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Beavis & Butthead followed by Monday Night Raw
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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a cartoon of homer simpson saying " ahh ballet "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson saying " ahh ballet "
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
In most other countries on Earth he’d be center-right.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Very common here in Scra-uhn, PA.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
He’s a Russian agent. So yes.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“Halthcare”. Stop using AI.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I always did.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
William Henry Harrison was president for a month and is on the list twice
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Please please please retire. Asshole.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yikes! 🤦‍♂️
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You’re about 10 years late, Chuckles.
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
And?
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Ted @crazydiamond76.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’m guessing she sleeps quite well knowing that you won’t do a goddamn thing about it, except possibly another sternly-worded letter. Resign.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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