brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 10hBarista: is that the ship from the song Me: haha yepp Barista: I went to northern Michigan w my girlfriend’s family last year and they quizzed me on facts from the song. I guess they do that w all the new boyfriends. Me: that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 13hI’m Ahab. So that’s what you call me. Or uh his Ahabness, or Ahaber, or el Ahaberino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 13h“No one elected you” -guy who definitely understands how things work 061
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Entire industry driving around in a van w free candy painted on the side… 010
Reposted by brett craycraftJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 1253467829
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t always make a martini but when I do it has three gigantic olives 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It is pretty funny watching the worst people in the world get exactly what they deserve from their god king 020
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can confirm: those are all horrible thoughts… 010
Reposted by brett craycraftMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026James Burke with one of the greatest pieces if timing in Television history as he turns, points, and Voyager 2 takes off from Cape Canaveral in August 1977. 942654480
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What is it about some guys that makes them so eager to tell the world they’re bad at sex 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why does Aaron Sorkin look like he’s trying to find a way to pay for Harvard after his dad cut him off? 011
Reposted by brett craycraftNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear: 81161547
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s like they’re all in some kind of competition to see who can miss the point the widest 120
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Union station in Los Angeles is a work of art 170
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not defending the rights of any size minority of the population is literally fascism 130
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 17/09/20262 years of ACA tax credits I don’t know about you but I’m definitely inspired 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Business school profs furiously updating their powerpoints 030
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026God designing the buttstatic.klipy.comBob Odenkirk: Triples Is BestALT: Bob Odenkirk: Triples Is Best 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love that the character that famously never talks is the one talking 040
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Seems bad that the only thing that makes my shoulder feel better is 5 beers 000
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Don’t trust fish youtu.be/Aq5p9R1FVWIyoutu.be🐟 DON'T TRUST FISH - Read Aloud with the Author | Brightly StorytimeYouTube video by Brightly Storytime 000
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Went down to the river to see some people on a boat doing some hallelujah shit 240
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Even the “good” democrats all just suck so fucking hard 120
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The fact that at least half of the required fields in the intake forms for my new therapist are repeated information from the initial screening sign up feels like a test… 100
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Shit man range of is my favorite kind of alcoholic beverage smh 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comPam: They're The Same Picture - The OfficeAlt: Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office 020
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Really hard to figure out why people react so negatively to this technology. A real head scratcher… 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years oldstatic.klipy.comJackie Brown Melanie: Get High and Watch TVAlt: Jackie Brown Melanie: Get High and Watch TV 110
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I say this as the biggest stoner I know… we really gotta pump the brakes on this stuff. 030
Reposted by brett craycraftkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A casserole is just a group project where cheese does all the work. 1024146
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Entirely possible they’re being scouted by the M’s tho 010
Reposted by brett craycraftU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/08/2026A gritty comic reimagining of the Toy Story franchise would feature an extended storyline around toys that escape from the CPSC testing facility. 1531631
Reposted by brett craycraftKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...nytimes.comWashington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen AttiahAn arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing. 1196326716242
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026And he ultimately doesn’t care now either. He’d absolutely vote for Trump again who are we kidding. 010
brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I have a simple suggestion for tax reform… if you can afford to buy a gothic castle in Ireland as your like 20th house, the government takes all your money. 020
