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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 8h

These are literal nazis and we desperately need the media to start saying so.

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 8h

Republicans don’t make your opponent look like a badass challenge

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

At this point I’m guessing Elon Musk has approval numbers worse than Trump’s. Like three quarters of the country despises literally everyone running the country. Fantastic democracy we got here.

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That good ship and true was a bone to be awoo’d

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s officially Packers week.

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m not a spiritual person at all but “we’re also just code” is so grim…

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Folks have insulted: My Southern drawl. My loc’d hair. My clothes. My shoes. My intelligence. I’ve been called a ghetto Black b!t€h. Now @JDVance says I don’t belong and should leave the very country my ancestors helped build. This is a lot y’all. It is. #AngieForFlorida

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

lol nope unfortunately it was wide awake (someone at the ad agency probably asked chatgpt for songs about being awake)

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just heard Parquet Courts in Starbucks ad

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Barista: is that the ship from the song Me: haha yepp Barista: I went to northern Michigan w my girlfriend’s family last year and they quizzed me on facts from the song. I guess they do that w all the new boyfriends. Me: that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard

Hoodie w a pic of the Edmund Fitzgerald and the opening line of the song

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m Ahab. So that’s what you call me. Or uh his Ahabness, or Ahaber, or el Ahaberino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“No one elected you” -guy who definitely understands how things work

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Entire industry driving around in a van w free candy painted on the side…

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t always make a martini but when I do it has three gigantic olives

Martini w three olives sitting on the arm of my sofa

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It is pretty funny watching the worst people in the world get exactly what they deserve from their god king

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can confirm: those are all horrible thoughts…

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

James Burke with one of the greatest pieces if timing in Television history as he turns, points, and Voyager 2 takes off from Cape Canaveral in August 1977.

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don’t really think I should sign there tbh

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What is it about some guys that makes them so eager to tell the world they’re bad at sex

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why does Aaron Sorkin look like he’s trying to find a way to pay for Harvard after his dad cut him off?

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear:

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You know you could’ve said nothing right?

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hell yeah I’ll have to stop for lunch one of these days

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Surely it’s the raybans that’s the problem

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s like they’re all in some kind of competition to see who can miss the point the widest

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[Warren Zevon voice] his hair was perfect

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Went to a good friend’s wedding there years ago and the dinner choices were salmon or a reuben… let me tell you something all those salmon ordering suckers were jealous af when my reuben came out

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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026