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@cranfath3r.bsky.social
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Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 58m
My friends review of the new Hellraiser game: “It rocks”
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 58m
I know we all want It to Happen but I’ll be rooting for some proactive movement
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1h
He’s doing this for all the blue states, isn’t he? He threatened Chicago earlier this week and absolutely nothing is going on there
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 8h
We got a 10/10 snack on our hands here
Drizzilicious s’mores bites- rice cake snack bites
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 11h
Just put myself on the list for a 6-10 job that’s 12 miles closer to home with zero tolls. Fingers crossed for ya boy
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 23h
The White Sox will win this series, mark my words* *disregard if they don’t because this season has been such a joy to witness
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Quaker Oats guy, visibly flummoxed
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s the “you can see Anne Heche’s butthole” thing but close
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As far as I’m concerned he wrote the short story too
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its//
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kevin Smith has an interesting bit on his podcast based on this movie
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If it any consolation he didn’t write the film script, that was Henry Selick
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lunch Nap™️
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Speed addict and flying off the handle, no other option haha
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope you feel better soon!!
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I gotta assume this is Sessler?
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You got this 💪
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Chicago White Sox are now 2-0 in the American League Divisional Series, and they are the team that I like the best so this kicks fucking ASS
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All-Seeing Archie @allseeingarchie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tarot Card OTD 👻 #witchsky #dogsky
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 06/10/2026
If you are a Democratic candidate debating a GOP incumbent, every answer you give should include “and my opponent, who supports child rape”. How hard is this? Trump is a child rapist and all of them have sold their souls to help him destroy this country. Make them answer for it
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One time on the old site @bransonreese.bsky.social tweeted “how’s my shit eating? Call 1-800-BAD-DRIVE” and I think he should make bumper stickers for that
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favorite pizza topping is more pizza 🤤
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lunch was good, table next to us ordered pizza and didn’t eat all of it so they gave me the pizza and I was able to eat it
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Getting this made into a bracelet so I don’t forget
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Few things have aged worse than Chris Rocks first special, Bring the Pain, except maybe that clip where he just sits there and lets Louis CK and Ricky Gervais say the n word and cackle
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can confirm- Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The cream of the crap RETURNS
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They shouldn’t be allowed to use the term honestly, gives the rest of us a bad name
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finn McCunty
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Bears are right here, waiting for you
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You mean that documentary
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s discourse around this? Did nobody listen to Battle of Los Angeles or watch the Testify video?
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only live WWE event I’ve ever been to had him as Neville opening the show and I’ll never forget it
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Challenge level: impossible
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BEAR DOWN
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pretty fucked up move for a band with nonbinary members that are normally outspoken about trans rights. Guess the goal of being the next Fall Out Boy outweighs their dignity 🤷🏻
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had a Callous Daoboys supporter go full gamergate with me in their comments on IG- I guess “fuck that band for choosing to partner with a MAGA CHUD organization that actively platforms transphobes” isn’t direct enough for their fans
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The other thing also makes him one too, everything this man says and does pretty much
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know :(
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched Re:Born and Naked Killer last night. Both highly recommended if you like watching really fast guys cut like 200 throats and bisexual/lesbian women shooting people
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m sorry that dudes suck shit :(
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s gonna be north DIEDaho when I’m done there
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll move my foot into their ass, just say the word. Complete bullshit
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s mind-boggling— all you have to say to partnering with an evil corporation is “no” and yet here we are
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He should be “fishing” for some better songwriting 😂😂
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just a reminder that it’s trans rights or it’s nothing, and that’s in every facet of waking life
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Daoboys sending their best and brightest
christopherredar 11m
@wingjayge supporting a transphobe is supporting a transphobe man, idk what to tell ya

christopherredar 7m
@christopherredar also you don't get to tell marginalized when they can and can't feel upset by something

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@christopherredar I can't believe you'd just assume I'm a man right here in public. I'm gonna tell all your grandfathers friends that he is a transphobe now, because you've misgendered me. That's how ridiculous this is.
Youre getting mad at a band for a company paying them to feature their music because an athlete said some hurty words about a fringe group of people who aren't actually in any danger because of the athlete, the company or the band.
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