Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 58mI know we all want It to Happen but I’ll be rooting for some proactive movement 020
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1hHe’s doing this for all the blue states, isn’t he? He threatened Chicago earlier this week and absolutely nothing is going on there 110
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 11hJust put myself on the list for a 6-10 job that’s 12 miles closer to home with zero tolls. Fingers crossed for ya boy 010
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 23hThe White Sox will win this series, mark my words* *disregard if they don’t because this season has been such a joy to witness 000
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s the “you can see Anne Heche’s butthole” thing but close 010
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Kevin Smith has an interesting bit on his podcast based on this movie 110
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If it any consolation he didn’t write the film script, that was Henry Selick 250
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Speed addict and flying off the handle, no other option haha 010
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Chicago White Sox are now 2-0 in the American League Divisional Series, and they are the team that I like the best so this kicks fucking ASS 050
Reposted by CranAll-Seeing Archie @allseeingarchie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tarot Card OTD 👻 #witchsky #dogsky 0152
Reposted by CranMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 06/10/2026If you are a Democratic candidate debating a GOP incumbent, every answer you give should include “and my opponent, who supports child rape”. How hard is this? Trump is a child rapist and all of them have sold their souls to help him destroy this country. Make them answer for it 110914
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One time on the old site @bransonreese.bsky.social tweeted “how’s my shit eating? Call 1-800-BAD-DRIVE” and I think he should make bumper stickers for that 0433
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lunch was good, table next to us ordered pizza and didn’t eat all of it so they gave me the pizza and I was able to eat it 150
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Few things have aged worse than Chris Rocks first special, Bring the Pain, except maybe that clip where he just sits there and lets Louis CK and Ricky Gervais say the n word and cackle 010
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can confirm- Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing 1510
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They shouldn’t be allowed to use the term honestly, gives the rest of us a bad name 050
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s discourse around this? Did nobody listen to Battle of Los Angeles or watch the Testify video? 1171
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Only live WWE event I’ve ever been to had him as Neville opening the show and I’ll never forget it 010
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pretty fucked up move for a band with nonbinary members that are normally outspoken about trans rights. Guess the goal of being the next Fall Out Boy outweighs their dignity 🤷🏻 010
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Had a Callous Daoboys supporter go full gamergate with me in their comments on IG- I guess “fuck that band for choosing to partner with a MAGA CHUD organization that actively platforms transphobes” isn’t direct enough for their fans 120
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The other thing also makes him one too, everything this man says and does pretty much 040
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watched Re:Born and Naked Killer last night. Both highly recommended if you like watching really fast guys cut like 200 throats and bisexual/lesbian women shooting people 010
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ll move my foot into their ass, just say the word. Complete bullshit 140
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s mind-boggling— all you have to say to partnering with an evil corporation is “no” and yet here we are 010
Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just a reminder that it’s trans rights or it’s nothing, and that’s in every facet of waking life 020