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22/ A police officer unfortunately seized my pronouns🙄 this is my “personal” account. I have an unsatiable desire to post…

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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 20h
having family that was similarly irresponsibly prescribed opioids, I’m so sorry your doctor was the one who roped u into it… it’s sm harder to realize the extent of the damage when it was primarily a medication. Major kudos on making it out :) I’m glad you’re still here as well!!!
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 20h
I knew I had a problem for a while, would Consistently relapse but that time I ran out and by some divine act I didnt immediately go scrounging around for more😼 and was actually able to stay clean w the help of copious amounts of marijuana. Maybe completely cold turkey is a stretch but hey I made it
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 20h
Update: I learned that I’m spiritually geared towards being a line cook. I enjoyed getting undervalued for being on my feet for 8 hours and being on the line during rush a little too much for my liking…
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 20h
Hell Yeah!!!!! Harm reduction and getting off the harder stuff comes first :3 !!🩷
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 20h
same tho… nothing I’ve ever done has compared to the difficulty of going cold turkey back in 2023 off those stupid, fent-laced blue triangles. and omg it was so worth it… I‘m not much of an academic weapon anymore tbh but I’m hoping that experience will contribute to my “sleeper build” LOL
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isabela thomé @isa.eudestruireivoc.es · 06/10/2026
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It actually tastes like a menthol version of the fruit medley juul pods if you’re old enough to have tried those😭
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wonder what chemsky would think of this contraption…
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One hit of this flavor and both you and it explode in a giant fireball…
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/10/2026
🎙️🪱 🎸🐈‍⬛ 🎸👻 🥁❔ the smiths
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/10/2026
🎸🐴 🎹🐌 steely dan
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watching X-Men 97 and all of the mutants are actually trans in my reading
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
City raccoons are so dang cute… here’s a little dude posing for the camera while I was on a run last night
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im chowing down on my enchilada and going to sleep fuck all this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No exams or projects 🤣🤣 just acute somatic responses to something that happened 6 fucking years ago!!!!! im Over it but apparently my body keeps the score or what the fuck ever
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This week is hell week for me
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve started telling people this and the switch up from “toothpaste hair“ to regular dude treatment is awesome. Even tho I wish looking theyfab didn’t warrant instant belittlement (I’m in the South lol)
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you like the feeling of never being able to take a full breath and having a weight constantly on your chest + constant sinus infections + spitting out gray and brown gunk whenever you brush your teeth + more cavities and dry mouth in general + always smelling like shit, then by all means, start 😁
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I agreed with this sentiment when I was 14 and it turned out to be a huge mistake🤣🤣😭😭😭it lowk did the exact opposite thing
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My voice is also less sexy than it probably would have been if I had never smoked. It’s like eternal early T-boy voice because of the rasp… despite it actually dropping a Ton
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So it doesn’t actually do this an appreciable amount… At least not until you develop COPD- related problems, and even then it’s a 50% chance that you’ll become ghastly thin instead of extremely bloated. Source: med school and being a smoker for 8+ years
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27/09/2026
it's my god given homosexual right to be fucking insane
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New season of AHS is aktually fire (I have only seen the pilot)
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have been obsessed with the sound of tape distortion lately. Specifically related to stretching/bending tape noises due to uneven wheel effectiveness because that’s the defect on my Walkman. i really want to learn how to replace those rubber wheels
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If they let me into the ivoried gates of academia I’m busting the doors wide open for more trans people
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can do this but youll have to carry …
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My First Shift at the stoner sub shop is tn!!!!!!! my inner child is so pumped lol ;3
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need manspo personality-wise tho… maybe ill get really into columbo or 60s Star Trek
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy crap it’s been a year and a half 😭😭😭
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really wanted to have my legally blonde moment but all I could do was remember …. 🤒
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was at the campus traffic cop mandated safety class, they cited a city code in their PowerPoint that completely exonerated me, and when I raised my hand to clarify … I was shaking so fucking hard despite being able to control my face 😭😭😭
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i realized today that I am terrified of cops. Like phobic …
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idgaf if it’s archaic…. I’m going to keep using this spelling and no one can stop me
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Midterm worth 20% of my grade tmrw morning at 8…
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Cigarette Coffee Smoke Coughing Dying Depression Big Cigarette
ALT: Cigarette Coffee Smoke Coughing Dying Depression Big Cigarette
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hi yes im into high operating temp donor-acceptor-donor s.... why do u ask......
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 04/01/2026
this is theory
an edited version of the "futch scale" that reads (from left to right) little buddy, little man, pal, dude, bro, sir, bossman
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
how was it!!!!!
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
truke
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m sorry why is hamilton actually rly good
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15/09/2026
dnc dont even ask for your vote anymore they just look at you like this
[picture of jake gyllenhaal smiling]
[email: The DNC: $5]
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cloud strife ˎˊ˗ @ff7revelation.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
good cloud morning
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I said this and I’m taking 11 credit hours with 2 part time jobs and a side hustle🤧🤒 …
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LMAOO 😭💀
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I literally am so excited to be on ✨sabbatical✨ hahaha
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
aw yeah seal time
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Seal Stomp
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[redacted] @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
man this summer was something huh
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