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@cranestorming.bsky.social
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22/ he/him🙄 this is my “personal” account. I have an unsatiable desire to post…

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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This week is hell week for me
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27/09/2026
it's my god given homosexual right to be fucking insane
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New season of AHS is aktually fire (I have only seen the pilot)
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have been obsessed with the sound of tape distortion lately. Specifically related to stretching/bending tape noises due to uneven wheel effectiveness because that’s the defect on my Walkman. i really want to learn how to replace those rubber wheels
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If they let me into the ivoried gates of academia I’m busting the doors wide open for more trans people
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My First Shift at the stoner sub shop is tn!!!!!!! my inner child is so pumped lol ;3
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need manspo personality-wise tho… maybe ill get really into columbo or 60s Star Trek
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy crap it’s been a year and a half 😭😭😭
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i realized today that I am terrified of cops. Like phobic …
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idgaf if it’s archaic…. I’m going to keep using this spelling and no one can stop me
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Midterm worth 20% of my grade tmrw morning at 8…
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Cigarette Coffee Smoke Coughing Dying Depression Big Cigarette
ALT: Cigarette Coffee Smoke Coughing Dying Depression Big Cigarette
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hi yes im into high operating temp donor-acceptor-donor s.... why do u ask......
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 04/01/2026
this is theory
an edited version of the "futch scale" that reads (from left to right) little buddy, little man, pal, dude, bro, sir, bossman
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m sorry why is hamilton actually rly good
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15/09/2026
dnc dont even ask for your vote anymore they just look at you like this
[picture of jake gyllenhaal smiling]
[email: The DNC: $5]
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cloud strife ˎˊ˗ @ff7revelation.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
good cloud morning
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I literally am so excited to be on ✨sabbatical✨ hahaha
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
man this summer was something huh
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Openly Gay Animals 🌈 @openlygayanimals.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Congratulations, you have discovered the happiest owl ☺️ all curses are now lifted
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Mashallah
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/07/2026
still unsure if i sound like a woman with a deep voice or a gay guy
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/07/2026
i love you misunderstood characters with psychic abilities
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19thnews @19thnews.org · 11/07/2026
Trials found that Carevix — a portmanteau of “care” and “cervix" — reduced pain during IUD insertion by up to 73 percent and bleeding by 78 percent, compared to the tenaculum.
bit.ly
Why is gynecology still using a Civil War-era tool?
A new medical device is part of a broader effort to make gynecological care less painful — and to take patients more seriously.
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
places where my identity is pretty helpful, actually: 1. sociology discussion posts 2.
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Average JCS fan after getting interrogated by 12: 🙂‍↔️😐😑😗😜🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫(they were not with fellow police interrogation knowledge havers)
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i want to go to turkey to get top surgery
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mosquitos have been mostly ignoring me since I started T, when they used to swarm me... life is truly beautiful
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 29/05/2026
hello it's me Snoopy the dog they turned me into a human boy and I need your help. Can you get the chips up there for me the ones on the top shelf it's too high please can you help me please I'm just a boy please
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
went on a run (technically, jog/walk splits) for the first time in 2 years and while it was euphoric, it was also painful in a way i doubt will help me much long term … Dang
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
they're t4t
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
absence really does make the heart grow fond
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/05/2026
who did his top surgery omggg
Quote tweet that says "They're transvestigating JFK" which shows someone saying JFK's clavicles are "female"
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I have to write :( n i'm not doing it because i highkey love being a little baby about my responsibilities
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
after this semester ends i’ll be inserting a catheter and sleeping for 3 days
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Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Get a load of this early concept art for Sonic Adventure we found in our archives!
Sonic Adventure concept art featuring Sonic overlooking a very windy valleySonic Adventure concept art featuring a waterfall and temple areaSonic Adventure concept art featuring Sonic jumping along the treetops towards a shrine in the Mystic RuinsSonic Adventure concept art. Sonic is going weeeeee on a zipline!
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 02/05/2026
the thing about me is that im evil
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
halfway through amadeus (1984) and listening to mozart‘s music on the side. it’s really growing on me, even the flowery stuff besides requiem
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Ada! 📞ˊ˗ @dyke.blog · 25/04/2026
A guy standing in front of a computer. The monitor is displaying the title screen of the game Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream. He's asking it to "say gay sex," to which it replies "gay sex." He responds "oh my god."
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27/04/2026
i don't need weed to scromit. some of us can have fun without drugs y'know
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I have to write :( n i'm not doing it because i highkey love being a little baby about my responsibilities
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
update: it's not wayyy too tight but def j a band of highly resistant elastic material inside of a tank top. exactly what i'd expect from an amazon binder. i shld probably size up or go somewhere specialized. exhale assist from the tightness helps w my mild emphysema symptoms tho, overall solid pick
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
just spent an hour coming up with numbers for “trainspotting: the musical” with my pals … amazing things in the works here folks
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
new binder coming today im so excited to try her on🥰
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
realizing that most of my fear around transitioning is mostly related to external factors e.g. how i’ll be perceived and if i’ll be able to live up to my own standards for masculinity
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 24/04/2026
Idk why ppl are bringing algorithms and tiktok speak as if that negates my points. If anything it bolsters it. No algorithm wants you to censor "queer" or "LGBTQIA+" but they DO want you to censor "trans," "transgender," "transsexual" and that doesn't strike any of you as odd?
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jamie @cranestorming.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
one wolf inside me is proud of the man i’m becoming the other hates men and thinks they are all liars and cheats and evil and weak and mean
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