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Cran Blueskynitz

@cranboonitz.bsky.social
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Nonbinary (They/Them). Socialist. Cute animals, videogames, politics, mental health and shitposts.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14h
what in the hell are you doing
orange cat being weird in the bathtub orange cat in the tuborange cat in the tub
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m @mjjii.com · 2h
i love art
a cat wearing a beret. there’s a paint palette edited into the photo
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Cran Blueskynitz @cranboonitz.bsky.social · 1h
"We could have a scenario Zionists are genocidally opposed to, if you do-gooders would just keep your damn traps shut!"
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 6h
they are WHAT
“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 4h
📸 A Novel Idea Bookstore
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𝖂𝖔𝖑𝖋 ☉∇🐺🌙 @karnste.in · 15h
her: what's your fucking problem my problem:
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 20h
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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autumn rain @slitherpunk.bsky.social · 7h
the exact perfect thing you want to see after the company demanded more of your personal information
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Cran Blueskynitz @cranboonitz.bsky.social · 4h
BURY ME WITH MY. MONEY. bsky.app/profile/dbel...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 5h
POLITICOEurope (@POLITICOEurope) on twitter: "The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.

But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9"

Lane || Boot.dev (@wagslane) quotes: "Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience."
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 6h
Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 6h
Microsoft’s website crashed when they tried to do preorders.. not because of volume, it’s still broken.
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 7h
They’re doing a GenAI demo to show efficiency using a machine with 80gb of RAM (utilised, too) 💀
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 7h
Another 2k viewers down. This is an amazing car crash. They have less viewers now than were at the countdown clock before the event.
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 7h
They are getting absolutely roasted in chat. And chat is locked to people who subscribe to Windows channel for at least a week.
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 7h
Microsoft running their ‘new products’ live stream with the CEO and their viewer count is going down as the event is going on. Why? It’s all AI.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's really easy to just say you support trans folk, we're just asking you to put your money where your mouth is and not give it to one of the worst transphobes alive to show you mean it. If you can't even do that it's clear you just genuinely don't care about trans folk.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Cran Blueskynitz @cranboonitz.bsky.social · 17h
I wonder if their monocle popped out before typing that
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"This week, the nightmare persists" from Nancy. Sluggo is wearing his new hat and talking about Mareeps.
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cran Blueskynitz @cranboonitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Trump is a man of action"
An image of infamous pedophile Donald Trump, standing impotently and awkwardly at his Oval Office desk as a man collapses behind him in the midst of a meeting with pharmaceutical executives about drug prices and public health. Various members of his staff scramble to help the fallen man while Trump stands impassively, deliberately facing away from them as if trying to pretend they aren't his problem.
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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pomni..
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever chooses to willingly moderate this server might actually be some of the strongest and bravest human beings of all time
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bitch no one is making choices about our lifestyles! everything is being decided for us by 4 insane billionaires and their tame politicians!
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 06/10/2026
imagine he has just eaten your baby toe
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The entire world is falling apart because ten percent of the population got hypnotized by a fucking speak and spell. I hate it here.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
firefox-official on tumblr: "DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later"

firefox-official: "oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy ..."

firefox-official: "What the hell"
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems
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magnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t really use reaction images but this one comes to mind often
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destructuring let @destructuring-let.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
venom snake “i just live with the pain” meme
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
[An edited screenshot of the Cure menu from Metal Gear Solid 3 showing Naked Snake with an x-ray overlay highlighting his stomach. The condition panel reads: "Tummy Ache
Condition :
You just have to be brave about it."]
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Do Orange cats like Garfield exist in real life?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
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What was the cat from Garfield called?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
other day i was at david lynchs grave just having a moment of thought and admiration and lookin down at all the flowers, and coffee cups, and two cookies and a coke, and wow it just hits you like a thousand suns that art is immortal. creation is too radiant to contain in a body. we trot across time
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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teh @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"i wont support the harry potter show but i was thinking of pirating it" -hey sit down. i have something to ask you. no please sit. i would prefer if you were seated. that's good there. why do you want to watch that
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Hammermime @hammermime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some of you are already outsourcing your hobbies to LLMs and all I can say is some people manage to find meaning in their lives and some people live in an emptiness of their own making.
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Hammermime @hammermime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Andrew just invented hobbies
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cran Blueskynitz @cranboonitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it's both. Her brain is so cooked on bigotry that she can lie about these things and won't feel the slightest remorse about it. Maybe she even convinces herself it's true because she needs it to be, but that doesn't really matter.
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Cran Blueskynitz @cranboonitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I always find it helpful to append the words "if we can help it" to headlines like this. It makes the whole arrangement much more clear
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your honor, I don’t know what I’m accused of, I don’t know where this milk came from, but the cat clearly wants some
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Emily @cat-appreciator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, the idea that any of us are ignorant of what the bigots are thinking is deeply naive. They won’t shut up about it. This cloud cuckoo lander is failing to understand that we’ve considered their opinions and ideas already, and dismissed them.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To expand on this: Bigotry isn't a result of an innocent misunderstanding, or not having all the facts. It's not a choice made rationally, defeated with a rational argument. Bigotry is a self-protective, foundational belief used to help make the world make sense to them. Debate won't change that.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ve been hearing for 20 years plus how we should just sit down and have a meal with people who think black, Latino and LGBTQ people are subhumans who must be killed. No.
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