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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction Ergo Solomon go down; Cheese go up
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Economist analysis of more than 3,000 US counties finds that in reliably GOP counties, annual deaths now exceed births by 0.4 per 1k residents, while in reliably Democratic counties, births exceed deaths by 2.8 per 1k. Population growth in the GOP counties is largely driven by internal migration.
economist.com
In MAGA-land people are dying faster than they are being born
Our analysis suggests Trump country is only growing because of migration
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t evict the old lady because she hadn’t paid her bills…. I evicted her because she refused to leave after not paying her bills.
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ya gotta love those headlines
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From your lips to the ears of god
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day
screenshot of a twitter exchange, dated Sept 23 2024: 

@MaliceDaFirenze: We're making a game where you play a courier rier in 13th century Mongolia. No combat, just you, the horse(s) you've tamed, bred and trained and the vast wilderness. Would you play this? (10k replies, 11k reposts, 131k likes)

@doodlewhale: I would love to, as long as it can avoid woke DEI nonsense which appears unlikely as you have pronouns in your bio (shrug emoji) (337 replies, 124 reposts, 10k likes)

@MaliceDaFirenze: For every comment like this, I will add one extra pronoun to the game. (2k replies, 700 reposts, 19k likes)
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1. Historical analogies are always dicey but hoo boy, with the state of the economy, the price of oil, and a new round of polling, Donald Trump is giving off serious Jimmy Carter vibes.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
really good interview with charlie cook about the midterms newrepublic.com/article/2151...
newrepublic.com
Trump Tailspins as Leaks about GOP Midterm Panic Take Humiliating Turn
As Republicans reveal fresh angst over the elections, a veteran political handicapper explains why he’s surprised at how bad a situation Trump’s cratering numbers have created for them.
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The other day I got an EEG and the Dr did not talk about the shape of my skull of my bumps a single time. What was he afraid of??
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The post in which I realized that Jon Ossoff is younger than me
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pro-cyclist policy is indistinguishable from Anti-immigrant policy -a very smart man
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Millions of Americans need to stick a quarter in their ass cause they played themselves.
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduced yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I am a pizza with a crust made out of sunflower meal
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Are drugs to support women during menopause actually safe and appropriate? I, a man of 44, started taking them to find out and it was horrifying.
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Guy Pearce is the cutest most handsome man to exist.
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Anybody going after Fauci can suck my dick, and I don't even have one, but believe me, I'll find one just for you, asshole from Kentucky.
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Scott Pilgrim: Did I Stutter?
ALT: Scott Pilgrim: Did I Stutter?
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trib Ed board deciding how to react to young people downtown
Family guy skin color chart meme
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pass the vibebraphone
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it is 2026! all we do is vibes now!
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meron thee siren 🧜🏽‍♀️ @meronunfiltered.com · 28/07/2026
may Mark Zuckerberg never know peace 🙏🏽
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yup. It wasn’t until I was 34 that I realized how much shame I had about my body
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 23/07/2026
Please @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social… just miss once www.liberalcurrents.com/the-interrac...
liberalcurrents.com
The Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything
Everything is gender, but to understand gender you must understand sex.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/07/2026
a dorito optimized for fiber on the other hand would be a massively important public health intervention
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Okay okay, I will give it to you on that. It was a good one
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L'Histoire de Manon @manonatelier.blacksky.app · 22/07/2026
Just following the rules…
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Brad Whipple @NYCC @bradwhipple.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
mass layoffs at Pixar despite Toy Story 5 about to cross $1 billion at the box office. there is simply no amount of money that will make corporations happy enough to not upend people’s lives.
variety.com
Pixar Bears Brunt of Disney Studio Layoffs as Company Axes Several Hundred Staffers
Pixar Animation Studios, despite riding high on the success of summer blockbuster "Toy Story 5," was hit particularly hard in a wave of corporatewide layoffs at Disney.
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Andrew Russeth @russeth.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Four months into an appeal, Ms. McDonald, a cancer survivor who weighs 69 pounds, bustles to food banks, stretches ground turkey with oatmeal, and skips meals to feed three teenage boys." www.nytimes.com/2026/07/20/u...
nytimes.com
Faced With Piles of New Paperwork, People Are Losing Food Stamps
Arizona’s Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program rolls have plummeted, offering a possible preview of national trends as states try to avoid new federal penalties.
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What if AI, LLMs etc have, from all the web crawling, been imbued with one of humanities basic needs and desires: messing with people and playing pranks.
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The GOP is testing the racists. Only the committed ones will stick through with this admin
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Posting only the truth
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Obituary. Successor of notorious segregationist South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond, Lindsey Graham, died a bigoted election denier who not only betrayed his own words, but violated the Constitution and his oath to defend and abide by it. All for money and power. Disgusting life and legacy.
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Vim ❦ @vimlena.com · 10/07/2026
To honor the untimely passing of the late Alex Jones, who popped like a balloon in his car, we are petitioning to rename his hometown of Austin, Texas to Jonestown in his honor. #MakeAustinJonestownAgain #MAJA #AlexJonesIsAClone #Whataburger
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anti-school teacher @anarchodaoist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Really, Trump is just a symptom of the recurring themes of white supremacist-imperialist patriarchy that characterize US history. I know you don't want to hear it, but the country and its institutions, and all countries ftm, are the problem.
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
😭 My bangs
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Flavor Flav and Paris Hilton come together to do the right thing” Yeaah, it feels like I am shitposting but it… is real
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is that an X-Wing??
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We should pledge to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the USA when we have a patriotic President in the White House--not a vile, traitor who attempted a coup and incited the Jan 6 attack on our own Capitol.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/07/2026
your brain looks for ways its right so if you are talking all the time about being ugly your brain is gonna go "hell fuckein yeah we are" but if you talk all the time about how beautiful you are your brain is ALSO going to go "hell fuckeing yeah we are" and which sounds better to experience
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/07/2026
im serious being nice to yourself is a fucking superpower its a cheat code its a magic spell
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ukraine and Chicago routinely making it through 100F days
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Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
Alt: Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods between two men
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Post-War is the new War; War is now Simmering-Regional-Conflicts
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“We love what you’ve done with the place!”
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Open the door, if one cat leaves then it was never meant to be
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craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social @craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Vroom vroom!
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The rise of larger vehicles like SUVs and pickup trucks, with their taller hoods and larger blind zones, has contributed to a 75% increase in pedestrian and cyclist deaths since 2009. Until we design better streets and ban these vehicles, people outside these vehicles will keep dying.
nytimes.com
The Deadly Rise of Giant Trucks and S.U.V.s (Gift Article)
The vehicles on American roads have grown larger — and they are killing thousands more pedestrians, a Times investigation found.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Really appreciate David sharing the gift link here - everyone should read this, especially anyone who drives an SUV or truck.
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