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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 2h

Me at the supermarket checkout when I let someone with only one item go in front of me

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“Ah look - the tiniest fleck of skin sticking out beside my fingernail there. I'll just pick that off” [rips flesh off up to armpit]

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I put some fridge magnets on my fridge door and now it's covered in fridges

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’ve pulled a muscle in my back. I’m in my 50s so I assume it’s because I breathed or sniffed

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

*asks your dad's permission to propose* *dad says yes* *marries your dad*

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Looking forward to doing my show Literally The Joke this Sunday, Cherry Reds, Brum, 6.30pm as part of @bhamcomedyfest www.eventbrite.com/e/craig-deel...

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CRAIG DEELEY: LITERALLY THE JOKE – Birmingham Comedy Festival

Part stand-up, part PowerPoint melt-down.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I heard about a woman who came out of a coma and could speak fluent French. She was French, but still impressive.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My favourite musical is 'The Sound Of U Can't Touch This' by Rodgers & Hammer Time

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you shout Beetlejuice 3 times at midnight, my mum appears on the landing and tells you that people are trying to fucking sleep

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My first day writing Suella’s crib notes for Question Time went really well

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He can’t even be in Clacton for 24 days a year

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Très désolé pour le boulot, Jeff. ❤️

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Still no response from my Microsoft Error Report 11 years ago

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So autocorrect doesn’t recognise “fuck,” but it can’t let go of the fact that I once capitalised the word “Work” in 2013

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The full name for WiFi is Wireless Fireless

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I see Putin won the election tomorrow

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A bread-bin makes a handy lock-up for dodgy hamsters needing to store knock-off gear.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bumped into Ben Hur. We were in the charioty shop

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just made an omelette so light and fluffy it could have starred Julia McKenzie and Anton Rodgers circa 1985

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"I'm loving this opera song" "Aria" "Certainly am"

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"If you love someone, 73" - Sting calling the bingo

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

♫♪♫ ...and the sky is grey ♪♫

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 21/08/2024

Me at the supermarket checkout when I let someone with only one item go in front of me.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You may laugh at Space Force now, but just wait 2 years down the line, we’ll still be laughing at it

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You may laugh at Space Force now, but just wait 2 years down the line, we’ll still be laughing at it

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

We prefer the word 'vegetarians.' Rude.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Been a busy week for Paddington

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We're really excited to be part of International Day of Birmingham (actually, it's grown to 2 days) for Foghorn Unscripted's made-up Brummie murder mystery, Thurs 24th September, Brum Council House (The Drawing Room), 6pm www.idob.co.uk/whats-on

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

“When my dog’s horny it makes such a weird noise. I might record it and set it to music” “Orchestrate it?” “Well that might stop it getting so horny”

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sorry I marked myself as safe after your PowerPoint Presentation

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My far, far better half @gailmyerscough.co.uk is having an incredibly tough month business-wise. Her website is full of amazing, stylish designs and it’d be great if you could visit her website and who knows, maybe even purchase something www.gailmyerscough.co.uk - if you could plse share this 👍👍