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Craig Suter

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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without an explanation.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s easy….
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How the hell am I 50??? Wasn’t the 90s like 2 months ago???
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE: Weird stones Bookshops Mysterious pensioners Badgers The devil fungi Deer Pixies Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/
Our massive brilliant orange cat Jim on some grass with my new collection of short stories
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Note to self: when you decide to put Dark Side Of The Moon on while driving remember that Time starts with a LOT of VERY loud clocks. And take spare underwear.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Not something one expects to see in Tim Horton’s car park…
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/07/2026
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Jarvs | Indie Insights 🎮♿🏳️‍🌈 @jarvdusa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just fyi I want a crocheted plushie for a 2 year old. Not a print or painting, or 3d model. I have had 7 artists reach out. Whilst I'm sure your work is amazing this is for a 2year old.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why does Grant Hanley permanently look as though he’s about to fall asleep?
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yet again, TV's Bradley Walsh virtually shits himself laughing at the word "Fanny". This one's so funny that Shaun Wallace (not to be confused with Wallace Shawn out of The Princess Bride) joins in the merriment.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sitting in the work canteen waiting for my lift home. One of the guys just heated a curry in the microwave. My god it smells amazing!
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Last home game of the season? Oh go on then…
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/05/2026
Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
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World Cup 2026 Wall Chart - No Score Draws A1 WC2026 Poster Print - Ex
Our biggest ever wonky World Cup Wall Chart for the biggest ever World Cup! Yes it's the 2026 World Cup, so to keep track of all the ins and outs, the kick-of times, scores and tables, here's a HUGE A...
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Somebody REALLY wants to access my Twitter account. Keep getting 2FA messages. Again, good luck to you. I was permabanned over 2 years ago. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter. You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated.
Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m not excusing Aberdeen, because we were abject, but all 6 of our ECL opponents qualified out of the group and 5 of them made the last 16. We did get dealt a shitty hand this year.
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have a #buyastrangerabook offer to tell you about! @evieweeviewoo.bsky.social has sent me a tenner, to buy someone a book of their choice. So, if there's a particular title (probs a paperback) that you're after, get in touch! UK only
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Apparently someone is trying to hack in to my Twitter account. Good luck to them. I was banned from there like 2 years ago. 🤣🤣🤣
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Don’t know if this still works, but when I used to get confused about news stories, I’d check Newsround.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Ragin’. Nearly 14 years and 3 bloody holes appear all at once. Canna replace it either. Oh well…
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Great day to wear the top of the missus’ home country… 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
When you get a job interview, it’s started well…and they crack out a colour blindness test that you should’ve seen coming but completely didn’t. AARRRGGGHHH! Anyone got a spare job in/around Aberdeen? 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️
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Andrew Mackenzie @ahmackenzie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Less than six hours between these posts. Excellent journalism, Paul. Thank you.
Posts from the Daily Record's Paul Hutcheon on X:

#1: 'That's the Scottish Labour "branch office" line dead and buried.'

#2: 'From the silence/public statements of Scottish Labour MPs, it's clear they see Keir Starmer, not Anas Sarwar, as their leader.'
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Patch Thompson @patchthompson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
'Bring back the two-child benefit cap to cut the price of a pint by 5p' is actually a perfect Reform policy, though. Immiserate thousands of people for a meaningless stunt.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Made redundant and today is my last day. Anybody got any spare jobs going? 🤦‍♂️
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I am put through this line of questioning daily
4 panel cartoon
Panel 1: woman scoops a litter box 
Panel 2: cat watches
Panel 3: woman asks cat "what?"
Panel 4: cat squints and asks "why do you need all this poo?"
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OBoogie @oboogie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It is time for Scotland's politicians to leave the Nazi dildo dungeon My column in @heraldscotland.bsky.social www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
New thread: Are there any actors that, if they appear in a show/film, you automatically cannot watch it? For me, Vincent Kartheiser. After annoying the crap out of me for 2 years in Angel, I just find him unwatchable. Not his fault, I understand, but still. Also Dave Franco, not Scrubs Season 9.
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MadameNostalgic✨Tanya @madamenostalgic.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
GM.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Reform voters will never vote Tory again, apart from Nadhim Zahawi, Nadine Dorries, Jonathan Gullis, Ben Bradley, Danny Kruger, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Aiden Burley, Anne Marie Morris, Lee Anderson and Andrea Jenkyns.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
In Thr Night Garden has run every night in CBeebies since 5th September 2009. That means it is currently on its 597th consecutive cycle of episodes.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
And there it is. Soft as baby shite as usual.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
THREAD. 3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead. We decided to call him Jim. This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
As you can see here, right from the very first day he entered our house, Jim found great difficulty in getting settled and making the environment his own.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre (RIP)Radiohead
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Peterhead Playhouse: my first cinema. Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom.
Photo of the front of Peterhead Playhouse cinema from back in the day.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I thought it might be nice to give away my last 2 signed hardbacks of my novel 1983, with two lovely linocut hares by my mum. All you have to do to enter is repost this (& leave a reply). The book's been called "Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut and Sue Townsend”. Extract in the replies.
The final two first edition hardbacks of my novel 1983 that I have in my house.Two cut-out linoprint hares by my mum, Jo. This is a hare linoprint which she originally did to illustrate a chapter in my earlier (non-fiction) book, Ring The Hill, which has a hare subtheme darting through it.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Can someone explain the difference between Russia arbitrarily invading Ukraine and the US arbitrarily invading Venezuela?
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
When you try to be all subtle taking a photo but you think you may have been spotted…
A picture of 2 Stormtroopers and Kylo REN in a crowd of people with the Millenium Falcon in the background. Kylo Ren is staring straight in to the camera.
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Things that suck: your phone irreparably dying on holiday. Things that rule: randomly looking at Google Photos 6 months later and discovering all the once in a lifetime photos were all backed up! 😀😀😬
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
And! I’ve been looking all over for this and finally found it
Screenshot of an instagram post: phillipjupitus5276 A true story.
I worked on a TV pop quiz and one week there was a Doctor Who special hosted by David Tennant.
Bernard Cribbins was one of the guests. The audience and all of us on the show were delighted. The word 'legend' gets bandied about too much but in his case it is on the money. There was a lull in proceedings while they changed tapes and Bernard says "Shall I tell a joke?" Tennant goes, "Alright then Bernard..."
"A door to door salesman is working one day and he goes up to a very big fancy house in a posh neighbourhood and knocks on the door.
After a moment the door opens and standing there is a little boy of no more than five. In one hand he has a huge glass of brandy and he's smoking a cigar. The salesman, a bit taken aback says; "Hello little boy, are your mummy or daddy home?"
The child removes the cigar and says; "Does it fucking look like they are?"
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy birthday, Jebus! As sons of god go, you nailed it. You'll laugh at that joke in 33 years.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 22/12/2025
Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
HappyToast 2026 calendar front cover
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Oh oh…
Poster for Aliens
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
What kind of dog loves magic?... A Labracadabrador!
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Just flicking through FB earlier. Posts from folk over in Prague for the Dons game tomorrow. All heading to a fucking Irish Bar. In Prague. Seriously, wtf?
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Mo @silverwifie.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
My brother’s quote: “Callum MacGregor not in tears. He must be getting used to it” 🤣
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Started watching Wake Up Dead Man last night. Got about just over an hour in to it and the other half decides she was tired and needs to go to bed. ARRRGGGHHHH!!!! I'm really loving it so far though...
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