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@craigerflights.bsky.social
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have not missed many games at Autzen the last several years, but that one was worth missing.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As an Oregon fan, I just want to say, if LSU can’t beat McNeese St 84–0, that’s an LSU problem.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There was a POTUS flight restriction announced for San Francisco on Wednesday afternoon and overnight in Las Vegas into Thursday. Both just cancelled. Let’s see what that piece of shit is up to that required a late cancellation of a rare West Coast excursion.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
8 was absolutely not “in the area.”
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck Desman Stephens.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 16/09/2026
Well, at least they figured out how Mitch could continue representing the humans of Kentucky. He beeps once for "Aye" and twice for "Nay".
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who is to say that Oklahoma St doesn’t win the national championship to keep Oregon’s record intact.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn’t eat this shit even if it were boiled into submission. I can’t believe Safeway even offers it for sale.
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Kris with a K @krisarmstrong1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
1) Tribunals. 2) Hangings. 3) Expropriations. JFC.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m not sure what makes it more difficult to understand Jay Clayton. Is it Donald Trump’s dick in his mouth, or Jon Ossoff’s boot in his ass?
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Grouchy Gramma @grouchygramma.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Rocky Project Hail Mary Rocky Phm
ALT: Rocky Project Hail Mary Rocky Phm
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is absolutely miserable and I'm having a wonderful time
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The Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If Rhino Pipeliner 5000 (w custom flag blue tint) is indeed what they're applying, in around 5 years it'll be delaminating and peeling up in massive slimy sheets. So a perfect future metaphor for the Trump years inB4 capitol scum pond liner delamination
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dude HAS quit writing. He just doesn’t realize it yet.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
PIGS: Move back. PRESS: how far back? PIGS: Back. Fucking pigs.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Periodic spasms of political violence and copious amounts of narcotics bsky.app/profile/tras...
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Some background for anyone who has a hard time believing this can be real. www.cnn.com/2020/10/17/p...
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Supreme Court is about to have 3 Bush v. Gore alumni sitting on the bench | CNN Politics
Judge Amy Coney Barrett, once confirmed, will be one of three current Supreme Court justices who assisted the legal team of then-Texas Gov. George W. Bush in the Florida ballot-recount battle that cam...
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Greg Murphy @baltimurph.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Being a Democratic member of the House in the 119th Congress is 18 times more dangerous than working in logging based on fatality rates.
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
There’s some striking similarities between Führerprinzip and unitary executive theory in that they are the same
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Five minutes ago, our aircraft crossed into Canadian airspace. All y’all try to hold things together until I get back.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
When conservatives go on Facebook, are they force fed a diet of radical left wing garbage calculated to make them angry, or is Facebook truly just an echo chamber for the dumbest most gullible people in America?
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I can’t wait for the finale of the Final Destination franchise where all of these evil clowns die in horrible, grotesque, and very clever ways perfectly tailored to their unique shittiness as human beings.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Warren might as well have endorsed Susan Collins. Platner stans obviously have no standards at all. Only sunk costs and stupid pride.
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👵🏼 @graygirl66.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR lll, AND WE HAVE THE MOST INCOMPETENT “LEADERS”IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!! 3/7/2026
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Q: Ms Bondi, when Donald Trump shoved your head in his crotch, did you bite his dick? BONDI: Wha–? Q: Ms Bondi, is it your testimony that a 13-year-old girl had more courage and self-respect than you do?
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
R.I.P. Dick Nutting R.I.P. Bill Nuttall mymotherlode.com/news/local/1... 🤯
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Former Sheriffs In Both Tuolumne And Calaveras Pass Away - myMotherLode.com
Both Calaveras and Tuolumne counties are mourning the recent losses of former longtime law enforcement leaders.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
When someone claims to be a Patriot, it’s reasonable to suggest they fuck off.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Elon is taking on Stanford at Stanford Stadium on October 17. Homecoming. I expect the Stanford Tree to set fire to a Cybertruck at midfield.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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John Panzer @johnpanzer.com · 25/01/2026
Motherfuckers.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
By the Nuremberg standard, there are at least two dozen officials of this administration who deserve to die at the end of a rope. Amen.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Pretty much every chump who ever swore an oath to defend the Constitution against “enemies domestic” had no clue what they were signing up for. And fuck them if they don’t do it right fucking now.
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Bama Slamma @youmans.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Hypothetically, if you had to pull your kids out of school and flee the city for your family’s safety, would you head to Fargo or Des Moines?
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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BobtheRetired @bobtheretired.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The ICE thug who shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis today should face state homicide charges. Kristi Noem and anyone else at DHS/ICE who lies about the case should be charged with obstruction. Fuck these fascist assholes.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
“Get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The American military is serving dishonorably.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I have recently discovered a job that is 100% AI-proof. AI will absolutely never take your job if your job is stanning for AI as the solution to world peace, weight loss, and zero inflation. Charlatans selling snake oil will never be unemployed. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Prediction: People gonna shit on Oregon’s strength of schedule for scheduling James Madison.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Chuck Schumer is so workshopped that when he said “grocery store” in his interview with Lawrence O’Donnell, he had to stop and correct himself and say “supermarket.” My hairs are split.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I guess playing Samford in Week 13 was not a good warmup for the Longhorns.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I just noticed that the Buckeyes have Rutgers tomorrow. Rolled my eyes a little. Then I saw Texas A&M (10-0) is playing Samford (1-10). Fuckin’ SEC, man. So elite.
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’ll be glad when you’re dead / You rascal you. 🎶
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craiger @craigerflights.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Notice from airline: Prepare to shelter in place. NB: Kauai is lovely.
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