iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I think you two would get along. We can arrange it.

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Well, there is Apocalypse Now, and then there is A.N. Redux, which is like a director’s cut with about 45 minutes more apocalypse.

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1979 was a wild year, I turned 12. I saw: Alien (R) Apocalypse Now (R) Moonraker (PG) 10 (R) Am I OK?

120

Useless cocksucker much? (If you’re an anonymous intern doing social media for this stupid motherfucker, we will identify you and end your employability for the rest of your pitiful shitbag life.)

000

Many of the Nazis had the common decency to eat cyanide, you fucking piece of shit.

You and Lauren Boebert should spend eternity in Hell doing 69.

You are a worthless piece of shit. You sucked the wrong cock. And we need a list of the stupid shitbags who run your social media and make sure they never get a respectable job or a restaurant meal without extra kitchen snot. You fucking cunt.

000

Michael Collins was a hero of the Irish Republic. Michael Collins orbited the moon solo, probably contemplating what it would be like going home solo if the LEM ascent engine failed to ignite. An American hero. And then there is this piece of shit. A disgrace to the name.

070

Yikes. I woke up one morning in Australia after being awake most of the night swatting away mosquitos. My sheets were bloody. I wasn’t worried about rabies, but I did inquire about malaria. Best.

He names the top two science/engineering institutes in the country in the same breath as a golf school. Wild.

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You stupid fucking piece of shit, look what you have done: bsky.app/profile/kyle...

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Back in the day, that was a synchronization primitive to Enforce In-order Execution of Input/Output.

030

We recently took the Coast Starlight two days from Los Angeles to Seattle in a Roomette. I did part of the same trip about 30 years ago, and I think it was the same rolling stock. Nice trip, great scenery. Excellent service, pretty good food. But so, so dated equipment and threadbare.

030

Minimal consequence in good weather. I went to look at the MSY weather and it’s fine. But they’ve got one runway closed and also 2000 feet of the “good” runway. So I’d be glad I am on an A319 and not an A350.

This is true. I bring it home from Oregon. I think Nevada also sells the good stuff.

I gifted a bottle of 190° Everclear to a recent fundraiser. Asked how to use it, I truthfully replied: fondue fuel. (Alternatively, for making infusions, and especially for limoncello. But yeah.)

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I first heard about it last night in an RV forum. Someone was asking how to prepare their 5th wheel trailer. “Hook it up to a truck and tow it well inland,” was apparently not the answer they were looking for.

We have two 30-year old cars. They’re well maintained and they haven’t rusted out because we don’t use road salt.

150

Tina Peters already working to fuck shit up, you stupid piece of shit.

The State Department used to know shit. But Marco Rubio is distracted by his project to restart his grandfather’s rum distillery.

0351

1994. The beginning of the end of the GOP in California.

020

My grandparents fled Nebraska for California during the Dust Bowl. Real Grapes of Wrath shit. Now the left-behind Nebraskans want their descendants dead for finding a better life.

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I’m old enough to remember when Trump’s unhardened Qatari AF1 took refuge in the UK because it wasn’t safe in Türkiye.

060

That’s how all the Nazis wanted to go out. But they mostly hanged. Some of them slowly.

Imma have to buy your book now.

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There is a line in Top Gun, “The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.” Flying in Alaska is different. There are special exceptions to the rules that apply in the Lower 48. Are Alaska pilots superhuman, or are these just acceptable losses in AK?

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I was born in Kearney. It was kind of an accident. Like the train had to make an unscheduled stop. As a result I am a third generation Nebraskan. I can’t live that down. They put it on my goddamn passport. But Jesus Christ, it’s so embarrassing.

000

I fell asleep in West Virginia and woke up in Indiana. You can miss Ohio during a road trip snooze. It doesn’t even qualify as a fly-over.

000

I have a couple friends who sent me substantial transactions, hence my balance. There are a few of us out here. As for spending it down, I have it linked to Apple Pay alongside my credit card, so I can spend it anywhere Apple Pay is accepted.

I don’t use Venmo. Recently started using Zelle.

110

Yeah, it’s super easy to use. Anyone with an iPhone can use it without downloading a third-party app. But very few do. I have a balance, so I suppose I should read the new terms. Thanks for the heads up.

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This means he is flying around in small airplanes in Alaska. A recipe for success.

I had this debate with my college PolySci professor. He handed me my ass. Thank you Dr Bruce Cain, for disabusing me of this sort of horseshit.