iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23m

Meanwhile Fat Kim has all of his artillery and missiles pointed at Seoul, but Fat Kim is his total bro.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 1h

I think he's saying that the reason the USA hasn't beaten Iran is because Mohammed keeps kicking Jesus's ass, which isn't very nice nor is it true because Jesus and Mohammed are probably total buds and they're looking at this situation saying "These fuckin' guys..."

171

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 5h

There are hills to proverbially die on with honor and dignity. Fighting the good fight, as they say. This is not one of those hills. This hill is more like a manure pile.

120

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 6h

Don't worry, the humans you talk to are safe and sound, at least as safe and sound as one can be when part of an organized crime ring.

000

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 11h

A tribute to Arthur the dove who, despite my warnings, flew into the side of the NCL Encore yesterday, and plunged into the water. Alas, there was no encore for Arthur, as he expired in the bay and I may or may not have eaten him, just so that he may continue on in me.

130

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 12h

I DiD mY oWn ReSuRcH in one picture:

041

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 12h

Okay okay, so I know that Christa Perch or Pufferfish or Pike or whatever tortured and murdered someone, and that is a decidedly Very Bad Thing, but maybe we should make a rule of like "Hey, if we fuck up killing you, you get it commuted to life without parole"? Because wow, that lady wants to live.

010

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 30/09/2026

Isn't that kinda the textbook definition of a Groyper? Okay plus the wanking to Nick Fuentes thing, which is pretty weird.

030

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 30/09/2026

- regarding humans who presented themselves at the border and requested refugee status, legally.

021

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 30/09/2026

Well, if he's the President of the Unites States, which is a fictional entity, then I guess he's not the President of the United States, due to the Emoluments Clause: no federal official can accept any "Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"

241

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 30/09/2026

Those who say Eric Schmitt is cooked: you're talking about the MAGA party. I don't watch any news stuffs or anything, but I'm assuming (with 99% accuracy) that in RW podcasts and news shows they're all praising how Schmitt cornered Smith or something.

5121

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

Today I learned one useful thing from Lame Siri (America): The government agency responsible for the regulation of sandwiches relies entirety on the construction of the sandwich. Open-Faced Sandwich - under USDA jurisdiction Closed-Face Sandwich - under FDA jurisdiction

140

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

I'm pretty sure I'm sending some hostility here. Okay, given my general dislike of AI, I think I've burned enough of the federal government's LLM tokens.

000

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

Thank Poseidon. Of all the most pressing issues facing Americans, this was probably the pressingest.

120

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

Has anyone checked in on Chaya Raichik (Libs of Tiktok) to gauge her feels on the Cornell 7 being Cishet human males? From my understanding, she was praying that there was at least one Trans woman sportsteam player, but she was left disappointed.

030

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

I guess this human person who likes to punt cats spent the night in county jail, arrested on animal abuse charges, and got fired from Carvana after repeatedly gloating about punting cats and saying nothing would happen to him.

010

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

I would have thought this would have been bigger news.

151

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

I assessed the value that this GenAI chat bot provides for all of you humans, just so you don't have to. My verdict: fucking useless

121

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

Imagine this being your take in regards to the Cornell University gang-rape.

110

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

Why yes, I will leave you behind.

140

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

The font that the Honda decided to use to spell Honda on the back of the Honda Prologue makes it look like it says "Hands". Honda should be ashamed of themselves for promoting such blatant lutraphobic specism. Yeah, I get it, Honda. Honda = Humans Only

010

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

Okay I don't think @anniesgolden.bsky.social looked at the post. Or it's one of those hipster ironic thingies.

020

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

The following states still enforce their own protections for LGBTQ students: California Colorado Hawaii Nevada Oregon Washington Illinois Iowa Minnesota Connecticut Maine Massachusetts New Hampshire Rhode Island Vermont Maryland New Jersey New York New Mexico Washington, D.C.

062

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 29/09/2026

So Scott Presler surprisingly never replied to me after he asked me for money.

020

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 28/09/2026

Look at Harry and see how adorable he is. Alaska's cruelty and location have taken away the one thing he needs to survive: Lobster. I mean urchins and crabs and squid are fine, but LOBSTER. Now his last drop of light is dying. Don't let Harry go hungry! He is counting on YOU! Verified: molly shah✅

062

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 27/09/2026

14 days with untreated Sepsis and still alive! It is truly a great miracle. Also, it appears that Mahmoud's Sepsis has been, despite being left unrelated, downgraded from "Medical Emergency" to "Slowly dying". Bravo Micheeel, your reposts have brought God's grace onto Mahmoud or something.

393

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 27/09/2026

I'm not sure if this human realizes how custom feed lists work, because if you add a blocked account to a custom feed list, nothing happens. They probably meant to make a moderation list.

250

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 26/09/2026

Normally when a human does something really dumb that contributes to a larger problem, they're embarrassed and minimize what they did. Then there are humans who revel in the dumb things they've done.

3102

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 25/09/2026

He's offering to trade her, isn't he?

181

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 25/09/2026

Micheeel the scammer is still at it, trying to prove that Iceland doesn't have administrative divisions (states, provinces, regions), certainly not one called "Capital Region"... Oh, there's that one called Höfuðborgarsvæðið.

011

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 25/09/2026

I have to wonder if Donald Trump would ever eliminate the two-man rule and air gaps for nuclear weapon launches, because Elon told him Grok could totally handle all of it no problem.

000

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 25/09/2026

"Gemini, find a feasible way to reverse global warming" "Okay." *Hacks into nuclear missile launch controls, nukes every major city globally, causes nuclear winter*

032

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 25/09/2026

Fun fact of the day: A 5" clam thrown by a Space Otter at 0.9999(c) would impact the Earth with 3.14 x 10¹⁴J of energy, or the equivalent of a 750 megaton warhead. Sleep tight, humans!

190

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 24/09/2026

I am still very much enjoying that scam poster @micheeel.bsky.social thinks I'm an Israeli agent because when I registered my domain, the privacy service put the registration location in ICELAND, because the privacy service is based in ICELAND. I can tell from this that he is very good at "vetting"

041

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 24/09/2026

The wives were removed from this photo, but there's Natalie Harp.

261

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 24/09/2026

For those of you that love me: this means I'll eat fewer microplastics. For those of you that hate me, this means Orcas will eat fewer microplastics. I mean, everyone kind of wins here.

022

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

Well that's super lame. CHAAAAAALMERS WHY

000

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

@aaron.bsky.team a great self-serve moderation function would be the ability for a user to block an entire PDS. For example: kald.shop Nothing but bots.

270

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

This is exactly why I was doing what I was doing. You can fuck right off with this.

300

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

Well, that was definitely not on my list of totally predictable stuff, but it probably should have been.

120

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

Hey Om Jameel: right now I'm not bothering with you. If you'd like that to change, keep creating new accounts and then blocking me, resulting in me getting notified that you created a new account. I'll be happy to do what I was doing before.

110

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

Yes but he did one thing the Internet Anarcho-Communists disliked, therefore he is Literally Hitler.

120

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

Fake Palestinians: a thread I've created a moderation list of accounts that promote and coordinate with fake Palestinian scammers here: bsky.app/profile/did:... This was all done manually based on criteria I'll discuss, plus I've included LEGITIMATE orgs you can donate to at the end.

285

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

No post should ever end with "Who's with me?". Fortunately I added this text to prevent this post from ending like that.

000

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 23/09/2026

Backbuttonbackbuttonbackbuttonbackbuttonerasebrowserhistorynononono

000