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Craig

@craigdegel.bsky.social
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ditka. Now the Sox. Are we really sure this Pope has the juice?
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ditka, 17-14 on a late Ditka field goal. RIP Coach.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It might be time to consider the possibility that the Cowboys are buns.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fall fun farm actually had an interesting selection of tap beers last year. This year it’s Coors Light, Angry Orchard, and White Claw. Why must everything suck?
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going to Dallas in Nov. Baby’s first Cowboys game at Jerry World. @ridesmith.bsky.social what’s good?
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Earlier today I suggested to a coworker that Bears-Bills in December could be a Super Bowl preview. Sorry Chicago. Today is on me.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Simms:
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Superfly Snuka
Alt: Superfly Snuka from the top rope
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Came out of an 11-year-long fantasy football retirement today with Caleb Williams, Derrick Henry, and Jahmyr Gibbs. Still got it baby.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ladd McConkey is not an American football name. Ladd McConkey is a center back in League One. Huddersfield Town ass name.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Give someone an Emmy for transitioning from the clock to Pierce Brosnan
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It took 30 mins of managing Caleb Williams on a fantasy team to turn me from a lifelong Bears agnostic to Bob Swerski
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Bob Swerski: Da Bears Smoking
Alt: Bob Swerski: Da Bears
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saw a pick up truck with a license plate that said EXECHEF and I’ve never been more certain that someone wears their chef coat to the bar after work.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bunch of dudes talk a walk through some fields trying to find Matt Damon.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Live your life with the confidence of a 30-something, three Tito’s and soda deep, getting ready to tackle “9-to-5”
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026
The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time. This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable. The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aw come on man.
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Old but evergreen
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dewey Crowe ass behavior.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is kind of rumor that you'd spread about a rival in the Roman Senate to get him murdered by an outraged crowd.
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Mark @mlnga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The current Lakers owner is being investigated by Trump's government for tax fraud. Today, it was announced that he is selling the team to a member of the Kushner family. A complete coincidence, I'm sure.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is there a Benson Boone look-a-like contest in Chicago this weekend or is that just how every dude under 30 looks now?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My favorite ongoing subplot here is that Alan Ritchson is very clearly a sensitive song and dance man at heart. He just happens to be built like a brick shithouse.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fine, fine. You win. I’ll trust the process.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Getting over being disappointed (again) by the USMNT just in time to be disappointed (again) by the Dallas Cowboys. Honestly I think sports were a mistake. Going back to stamp collecting.
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 22/07/2026
Please stop arguing about the historical accuracy of an adaptation of a book that has a cyclops and a couple of witches and some giants. I’m begging you.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Gangs Of New York
Alt: Challenge Accepted.
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 20/07/2026
🌕 Today marks the 57th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon landing. If you have a small telescope, head outside tonight. By a remarkable coincidence, the Moon is almost exactly the same phase it was when the Eagle landed. We'll show you how to find Tranquility Base at capitalweather.com
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Spending the rest of the day thinking about Cubarsi hurtling through the air and calmly thinking to himself “This game could have been an email”.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
God Jude Bellingham rules so much. Almost a shame he’s English.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
YOU get a goal! YOU get a goal! YOU get a goal!
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Oprah Winfrey Excited and Screaming
Alt: Oprah would approve.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Letting Saka take it to get the hat trick is diabolical I love it so much. These teams should immediately play another 90.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This has turned into an NBA All-Star game (complimentary).
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Checking in on France v England and absolutely hearing that halftime score in my Old Man’s voice. “Typical French surrender bullshit”.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 17/07/2026
Dang, 220 million voter files stolen by China starting in 2020? Who was president back then, it sounds like he must have sucked ass
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That goal was, as you can imagine, a popular development here.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My last day in Ireland and just realized I can sit in a pub and root against England tonight. I’ve never been more built for an activity in my life.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me: I don’t think I ever noticed the bird on the French jersey before. The Boy: I think it’s the French national bird. Me: Poulet Bressè?
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thinking of becoming a sausage roll influencer.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ducked into another with a post for a senior bartender in the window. This is perhaps the first place I’ve ever been where how I looked would *benefit* my chances of getting a bartending gig.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ninety-nine percent sure I just wandered into a pub and was served by a local that the bartender trusted to serve folks while he ducked to the bathroom. I love it here.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Have been in Ireland a week and can confidently say that once they hear my accent, the locals have no qualms about asking me what the fuck is wrong with America right now.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ha. That fuckin guy.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Irish commentators have jumped straight to saying Poch looked disgusted and fed up and are tying it to Trump’s meddling and are openly speculating on where in Europe he lands next. So that’s fun.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
man that sucked. gaffes and outclassed. but I sure did love being an unrepentant homer in a way I've never been before. really love this group.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Erling you magnificent bastard.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I knew this was coming but I’m 4 days in and the fact that 9:30 local time is as bright as 5 in the afternoon back home is still messing with my body clock.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
And now USA-Belgium has the Trump Stank. Ask Knick fans how the Trump Stank works out.
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